The Vein Against the World 5-29-09

This blog is coming a little late because I am a very busy woman. Regardless, Y&R was so good I'm going to need for you to listen to me bitch anyway. The episode started with more bonding between Phyllis and The Vein. The conversation was the same old same old, but the tears were genuine and I was torn! While telling her tales of woe, Phyllis told Jack that she loved Nick more than any man that she had ever loved. Here's a point. I think The Vein is running out of places in his back to STAB. Phyllis quickly realized the error of her ways, but it was too late. The Vein unleashed the tears and it was all over after that. He hooked up with Sharon and before she confess her brother bangin' ways, he confessed that he was already aware. Of course, The Vein kept all his anger inside and tried to assure Sharon that he was all about her and the baby. Nick showed up at Restless Style to "talk" to Phyllis and gently broke the baby news. Phyllis, god love her, even made me believe she was surprised by the news. She cried and Nick got that dumb ass look on his face that he gets every time he is in "trouble". We were also subjected to much talk about "Cassie's Prophecies". I could tell even Sharon Case felt like an idiot everytime she had to say it. Ashley woke up in agony and The Moustache called an ambulance. While they waited for it to arrive, Adam took it upon himself to offer his help in the event that anyone would want or need it. After she was rushed to the hospital, Ashley got the all clear from the doctors. Just when this appeared to be yet another Ashley false alarm, Adam somehow managed to slip out of the window, go the hospital, and slipped a Sabrina-esque photo album into Ashley's purse. She found it, freaked out, and The Moustache was "astounded" at the convenient arrival of the book. J.T. and Victoria were on. That needs to happen for often! (sans Victoria)

3 Key Points about this eppy:

1. Even Devon thinks Tyra is a skank.
2. Abby's side ponytail was a scary throwback to the late 80's.
3. Lily robbed Tyra at gun point and stole her weave.

Short Spoiler: Ashley will start a conversation with the Sabrina statue. I'll be damned if the cement bitch isn't going to talk back!

On B&B, Thomas and Rick got into an almost-brawl which was, of course, broken up by Ridge and the rest of the parental figures. Thomas did get in a good one: "Your family is a joke!" Yes Thomas, and we are ALL laughing. Brooke stuck up for Rick. Ridge and Taylor stuck up for Thomas. Taylor tried to convince Ridge to be with her some more, he continued to be convinced some more. Ridge argued with Brooke and came very close to spilling the marriage isn't legal beans. Nick and Bridget made me sick as Nick tried to do Bridget on the stairs and she told him she would rather talk. OK. I would rather they both die. That's just me. Stephanie somehow made her way to Brooke and spit out this little ditty: "What's the matter Brooke, did I hurt your feelings?"

Spoilers: Stephanie and Bill will soon butt heads. Um. I knew it was too good to last. Nick will warn Owen to stay away from Jackie. Owen will then high tail it over to Jackie for a booty call. Then, to make matters worse, Jackie and Owen will move into together. Eric and Stephanie will have a "moment" which will be witnessed by Donna. Bill will go to new lengths to get with Donna. My only question? What's Skeletor have that I don't have?

On AMC, J.R. and Scott discussed the guilt that Scott is harboring over Stuart's death. Kendall called Red-Liza a bitch. Then she got arrested. During this debacle, Ryan was on the other side of town, letting Erica blame him for the world's problems. After getting wind of Kendall's arrest, Erica went to Jesse and told him to arrest her little ass too. He didn't. Jake and Amanda bonded over the baby some more. At Stuart's funeral, Red Liza showed up and Colby called her a murderer and told her to leave. J.R. stuck up for her and told Colby to shut her whining trap. Those were not his exact words. During the funeral Tad got up and started singing, then the rest of the town started singing as well. Not only did I feel like I was in the twilight zone, but I also felt a little nauseated. Scott had some flashbacks of close moments between himself and Stuart. Looks like Amanda was about to go into labor. Erica confronted Red-Liza about her role in Kendall's arrest. For a hot second, I thought Erica was going to grab a stack of phone books to stand on and then promptly punch Red-Liza in the face. Alas....

Spoilers: Krystal will seek out Tad's assistance. Red-Liza will continue to look guilty. Ryan will confront Annie. Colby will accuse Red-Liza of murdering Stuart. Jake will hatch a scheme in order to pull a fast one over on David. Krystal will accuse David of Stuart's murder. She will tell Marissa to steer clear of him. Red-Liza and David will form an allicance.

On OLTL, Blair came insanely close to telling Starr that Hope was alive. Christian and Layla had some scenes involving some ugly ass art. All I heard was "blah blah blah blah blah". Michael and Marcy were still trying to get information from the funeral home who gave him the brush off. Cole and Skankbrook continued to bond over her refreshed memory. It really irritated me that Skankbrook kept looking at Cole's mouth when he talked. On soaps, that can only mean one thing....Todd and Viki discussed the arrival of Bess and Todd appeared to care. He eventually showed his true colors by staking claim to the child. Bess/Tess/Jess/Lochness argued out in the open in a public place in the middle of the daytime. No one found that strange? Bess finally arrived at the Parents Nash and announced to them that Nash was dead and that Chloe was their grandchild. After viewing Nash's parents in action, I found myself pondering if they had some serious mental issues of their own.

That is seriously all I got. I'm going to need myself to go to sleep. Peace!