Murphy Goes Fishing 5-8-09

Y&R began with Adam and Heather laying in bed sharing pillow talk when Heather caught a case of naughtitis. She talked Adam into raiding Victor's liquor cabinet. Victor and Ashley were carrying on yet another boring intolerable conversation when Hagatha the Housekeeper came running in screaming about prowlers. Of course, there were no prowlers. It was Adam and Heather! When Victor's eyes fell upon Heather, he was enraged and quickly told Heather to get the hell out. Then he told Adam that he wished he would have left his ass in prison. What I found to be the most interesting part of this storyline was that Heather, standing in her underwear, challenged Victor as if she had lost her common sense. Victor mumbled some utterances and Heather went to change. On her way out, Heather stopped to once again argue with Victor when he stopped her in midsentence to say this: "If you won't leave, Ms. Stevens, I will eject you myself." Heather quickly tucked tail and left. After Heather's grand exit, Adam came in the room and told Ashley that the Newman Ranch was her prison too, followed by this: "Welcome to cell block 5." Ashley ran off to be crazy in some other part of the house and Victor stayed behind and spied on Adam. After a few choice words between father and son, Victor stayed quiet and got in Adam's face. Adam, of course, had a reaction because he can SEE! The specialist finally showed up and Adam, fumbling may I add, grabbed a syringe of botox from under the bed. That's where everyone keeps their liquid plastic surgery. Adam then proceeded to jam the damn hypo in his eye. Some say creepy, I say very entertaining. Ashley came back to the 'main' room alone and discovered that Sabrina's sonogram picture had been slipped under the door. Just as I was about to be convinced of Adam's innocence, the cameras cut to him climbing back in the damn window. Shame. Shame. Victor assumed Hagatha the Housekeeper was behind the photo slippage and banned her from working at the ranch; banishing her to Newman as if that was an actual form of punishment. Over at Restless Style, Chloe was actually working, and Phyllis and Nikki were actually listening to her, for once. The ladies decided to turn their wedding issue into a 60's themed wedding-mock-a-thon and Nikki asked Cane and Lily if they could not only be in the photoshoot, but to also provide their home in which to do it. Long story short: Cane and Lily were not happy about the idea and agreed to do it anyway. Cane looked hot. Nikki instructed Cane to pretend to drop Lily in a fake puddle of dog piss. Lily bitched. Nikki clambered for answers. Lily bitched some more. Cane slipped in fake piss resulting in him falling on his ass and dropping Lily while he was at it. While all this broohaha was going down, Phyllis was confiding in Miss Piggy, I mean Nikki, about the current status of her marriage. Nikki said some comforting words that I am sure she didn't mean and the heartfelt scene was over. Like that. Katherine set up a nice formal dinner at the Chancellor Estate for the Governor in hopes that she could convince him to drop the charges against Amber and Kevin. Jill seemed to accept this and went on her merry way; but not before Murphy returned from his fishing trip. Jill was insulting my Murphy but, alas, he was able to pull two big ass dead fish out of his pail and shove them in the bitch's face. The governor arrived and Jill tried to convince him that Kevin and Amber were evil and deserved to be punished. Katherine became so enraged she told Jill not to say another word, then, just in case she didn't hear her the first time, Katherine told Jill not to say another word again. Amber and Kevin showed up dressed to the nines. However, they both looked shocked and a little scared when they saw that Jill was in attendance. While Kevin and Amber were hamming it up with the governor, Daniel and Jana were at Daniels new art show. Daniel was feeling sorry for himself because Amber is more successful and Jana was there to stroke his boyish ego. Note to Daniel: GET OVER IT! Later, an FBI agent entered the gallery and bought up all Daniel's art. Does this twisted snitch storyline have something to do with Cane's twisted past? Hmmmmm. I ponder. On the previews for Monday's eppy, I witnessed Jill say these tantalizing words: "You are too old and too slow to do battle." This should come as no surprise, but she was speaking to Katherine. I imagine it will be the wrong thing to say. On B&B today, Taylor yelled at Brooke. Brooke yelled at Taylor. Ridge stood around looking like an idiot. Rick yelled. Thomas yelled. Steffy and Marcus were hanging out at the Forrester rooftop gym and Rick showed up wanting to grovel to Steffy some more. Marcus threatened Rick. Steffy dissed and dismissed Rick, AGAIN. The rest of the eppy was filled with more yelling by who? You guessed it, Brooke and Taylor. I was just starting to think that I could probobly find something more ineresting to do at 1:30p.m. Monday-Friday. OLTL was a half and half. Half filled with smart ass teenagers with bad attitudes and the whole "operation deflower" debacle. The other half was filled with Todd, Tea, Marty, Blair, and John all injesting Anthrax. Michael Easton proved that he could be more than just an asshole cop; although, my girl J and I were expecting him to bare his old fangs from Port Charles. Powell kicked Marty. Rebecca is psycho, which I guess is the whole point. Bo and Cole saw one another for the first time since the accident. Cole apologized and asked Nora and Bo for help with discovering the truth about the baby he had with Starr. The best part of today's eppy? NO GIGI. This blog entry sucks because I am in a bad mood and I am very busy. I shall be posting a more in depth Recap, Spoilers, and Rumors blog entry at some point tomorrow. Until then... same bitch time....same bitch channel..come to think of it, same bitch....
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