So I started off this morning with a little house cleaning and although I was anticipating soaps as usual, I just happened to catch some of today's Y&R on youtube while looking for other random clips. OMFG. The clip started off with Billy, shirtless, laying on the bed. I instantly perked up when I noticed he was not alone, however I expected the other person to be Chloe, not Mac. I was sullen, but alas, Clementine Ford came to life right before my very eyes. After a very HOT mini-sex scene with Billy, the dream was over and it was Mac who was waking up. Over at Billy and Chloe's shack, the two were reminiscing about old times after opening up a tacky wedding present from Spencer and Heidi. Billy was smiling and bragging about giving Chloe a garbage can when they played "Who wants to marry a homeless man?" Chloe ran out to give Delia her blanky and Billy started painting the house. Chloe came home, yada, yada, yada...Chloe told Billy that she liked Designer Billy much more than Barfly Billy and we were treated to some hot pink paint sex. Mac was reminiscing as well, even busting out with a crappy dvd of she and Billy singing karaoke. NO! For some reason, she chose that moment to call Billy's cell to laugh about it. I have only one problem with this: She has not called him one time or expressed interest in him once. We are supposed to believe that one wet dream is going to change that? At the Abbott mansion, Jack walked Sharon to the door, opened it, and kissed her for a hot second. All of this was viewed by Mary Jane/Patty who just stood there with daggers shooting out of the side of her head. She then spat out some crap about how happy she was that the couple was back together. Sharon went off to see the therapist and Jack was trapped with Mary Jane. Mary Jane was getting something to drink and just happened to know where the damn coasters were, making Jack suspicious. Jack thanked Mary Jane for being so cool with the break up and Mary Jane said "We didn't fall in love or anything." to which Jack responded "Thank God for that. Now lets get back to those reports." Mary Jane will now be called Crumbled Cheese Face because that's exactly what the hell happened when Jack said that sh*t. At Sharon's room at the club, Sharon scrambled to explain her baby mama drama to the therapist but to no avail. She didn't like what the therapist was saying so she left. Later, Paul cornered CCF and she avoided him like the plague. Now I KNOW she's Patty. The anniversary edition of Restless Style was a success and Nick went off to celebrate somewhere else. He ran into Sharon who almost told him the truth. After telling him to leave her the hell alone for the 42nd time, she promptly went upstairs and flipped the hell out. Phyllis and Jack bonded over not having any secrets from one another while they both had visions of the secrets they were keeping from one another. Amber questioned Daniel's secrecy lately and he covered. Amber looked amazing as usual. Jana came over and became suspicious after noticing that Daniel was obviously copying the painting. Daniel, fresh from the shower in his little towel, covered some more. Damn. Why does Daniel have to start looking good again now that I hate him? Mr. FBI Agent came over and told Daniel to stay away from Jana. Amber returned from her meeting with Lauren and announced that her jackets had sold out. Kevin bonded with Mac. Kevin bonded with Jana and I fell in love with him.
OLTL was f-ing awesome today. However, I have homework to do and must blog about that sh*t later!
Until I get this other crap done...some bitch time...some bitch channel
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