The Killer is...AMC 5-19-09

I haven't blogged in a few but finals are over and therefore, I can get back to doing what I do best. Sit on my ass and watch soaps. I have to begin my getting all things AMC off my chest.

Yesterday's eppy began as the one before it ended: with Kendall, Fabio, and Everyone else in Pine Valley aiming a gun at Adam/Stuart. Scary, menacing music playing in the background...Adam/Stuart staring at the ceiling as if he knew his demise was imminent. All of this so called "drama" took some time, so my mind started to wander. Suddenly, I imagined Kendall and Fabio simultaneously pulling their respective triggers. Then, the bullets slammed into random pieces of furniture and ricocheted, slamming into the heads of all involved. That, unfortunately, is not what went down. Adam ended up shot and simple deduction eliminates Krystal, Opal, and Aidan as the shooters. Jesse sprung into action and with his brilliant police skills, shot Tad (his best friend) in the head. Meanwhile, Aidan comes in and finds some blood. Then, Erica's pointy high heels came in and found some blood. Then J.R.'s feet went outside and found some blood. After everyone started to tend to Tad, Krystal and Opal came running in and discovered Adam/Stuart dead on the floor. No one seemed to care when they noticed Tad was down as well, and everyone went scrambling to "save" him. As Krystal and Opal went screwing up the "crime scene", 5 minutes went by before Jesse screamed in panic: "You shouldn't be out here! We must preserve the crime scene!" We were then subjected to 20 minutes of bad flashbacks and crappy dialogue, including this little ditty from Colby after she discovered that Adam/Stuart was dead: "But I want my daddy!" How old is she, 30? During all this "drama", everyone noticed that Emma was gone and that Asylum Annie probobly took her. Cut to the magical moving bookshelf-we couldn't see who was behind, but I will give myself one guess...So the killer is, um, who gives sh*t? AMC is killing itself.

Y&R was the epitomy of boring yesterday. Cane and Lily spoke in newlywed code the whole time which in my opinion is equal to a crapload of foreshadowing that I could have lived without. Jill continued to bitch and to be a bitch. Della Reese showed up and announced that Trya isn't a Hamilton after all. Devon's world is going to be turned upside down before we can say "cochlear implant". Olivia and Victor are even more worried about Ashley's mental state after Victor had Rafe check Hagatha the Housekeeper's phone records and discovered she did not make the Sabrina call. Ashley was understandably pissed. Adam played on Ashley's need for someone to believe her. I hope Adam and Ashley sleep together. At the wedding, Billy called Kevin the 'silver chipmunk' and finished by telling Kevin that he would always be a perverted psychopath. Mac was PISSED, telling Billy that she was very disapointed. Too bad she still sucks. Kevin proceeded to ask Daniel if he would like to enter a hokie pokie contest with him and they literally did the tango across the room. Billy and Chloe danced at the wedding, but I can't say I know why. I liked it though. Nick and Phyllis had sex and Phyllis talked the whole time. I wonder if Nick ever just wants to turn her over and shove an apple in her mouth. Jill found out about the memoirs movie. Of course, she is pissed.

SPOILERS:

Ashley will be hospitalized. Lauren will surprise Michael. Cane will take the Chancellor name. Amber gets shitty. At who? Not sure. Sharon will have a break down. Jana will become suspicious of Daniel. Paul will realize who Mary Jane really is..Mari Jo or Diane...Billy will dig up dirt on Monotone Mac. Amber will give advice to Chloe. My advice to Chloe: RUN! Someone will get married. Adam will get more loony. Victor's Jack plan will fail due to psycho Mary Jane's scheming. Kevin and Jana are headed for some kind of drama...

On OLTL yesterday, the KAD story remained front and center which means that Skankbrook was on my screen most of the time. She cried. She whined. Tea and Blair fought with Powell and Tea continued to call him a rapist and comparing the current situation to Skankbrook's rape. Tea then said this: "Are you going to pull out little Powell?" Skankbrook cried some more. Jack is so traumatized he won't talk and McPain can't get anything out of him. Rebecca kidnapped Chloe. Jessica and Brody were busted by Natalie and Jared the Juicy Hottie, who were in turn busted by Jessica and Brody the Bonehead. Natalie almost confessed the whole baby debacle to Jessica but somehow, in true soap fashion, a commercial break came on.

SPOILERS:

Cole and Starr will catch Kyle over at Todd's. Fish will take Kyle to the police station for questioning on John's command. Jack will tell all. Tea has a secret and it will be revealed. Was she raped too? Stacy will continue to manipulate Rex the Rock Brain.

On GH yesterday, Alexis accused nu-old Emily of all kinds of evil doings. Nu-old Emily told Alexis that she would refrain from having sex with Nikolas for 2 weeks so Alexis could dig up dirt on her. And then, apparently, it's going to be ON! These two are so hot my flipping screen was on fire for 3 whole seconds. Holly flirted with Luke and continued to manipulate him because he's, um, a man. Tracy came in and told her to "get away from my husband" and then she told Luke that he was "her idiot". Ethan and Lulu had a heart to heart about being possible sibs and Lulu realized with disgust that she may have kissed her own bro. She should have been disgusted with the original kiss from his ill-built wierd ass mouth. Michael woke up and he was shitty and throwing a tantrum. Yeah. That's what people who get a second chance always do!

Damn! I am finally done. I've got so much 'bitch drama' going on I almost forgot to blog! Until next time...same bitch time...same bitch channel....