Y&R Recap & Spoilers Oh Dayum!

On today's ep, Cane and Lily gushed over each other as usual. Over at the Chancellor mansion, Nina and Jill fought some more and Niner stormed out. Katherine then told Jill that Violet wasn't even in town when "Cane" was born. At the bar, Lily wasn't convinced that Cane was telling her the truth. He told her a little, but she wanted more! Later, the couple shared a hot kiss. Cane is REAL good at that. Lily went to take a shipment order or some sh*t and Jill called Cane and asked if he could get ahold of his uncle in Australia. Cane scrambled for more lies to conjure up. Finally, Cane had a "moment" with Mary Jane and it looked like they wanted to eat each other for dinner.

Speaking of Mary Jane, she started off the show by lying through her teeth about some stalker bullsh*t to get Paul to forgive her. I had to laugh because Nikki's facial expressions are priceless! Paul didn't believe Mary Jane either. Paul got a call from Niner, and he had to go. Paul and Niner then discussed that Cane is a fraud. Paul and Niner both went to the coronors office and discovered that there is no flippin body in the coffin. Niner was horrified. At the end of the eppy, Cane whipped out his passport and his many forms of I.D.

Jill suddenly began blaming Katherine for all of her troubles and throwing it in Kay's face that Phillip wanted to be with her when he died. Then we were privy to some old school Kay and Jill flashbacks. My only complaint is that they keep showing the same flashback when there are most likely hundreds just like it.

Rafe cornered Nikki at the GCAC and asked her to talk to Ash and Vic about Estella's innocence. Nikki agrees. She goes to Moustache Manor and attempts to convince Ashley, but she stayed in denial land, where I think she enjoys living. Then things got interesting when Nikki was able to plant a seed of doubt into Ashley's mentally challenged brain. Adam tried to spew some bull at Ashley but she told him she wanted to be alone NOW. Victor was digging for dirt on Asshole Adam's pc when Adam walked in on him in action. Adam then told the Dark Knight that he didn't have the right to go snooping through his sh*t. Victor dared Asshole Adam to call Heather and tell her he wants to prison. Adam quickly denied this request. Victor announced to Asshole Adam that he was having his eyes checked by another doctor. Adam panicked and called Dr. Twisted Taylor to ship him so botox supply, pronto!

Victor then went downstairs and found his wives having a heated conversation. Nikki tried to convince the Moustache to sway her way. Um. No. During the conversation, Ashley got a surprise "gift" which was actually the baby's head from the Sabrina statue. Now that is just some creepy sh*t right there!

SPOILERS: It will soon be discovered that Lily has ovarian cancer. As much as I hate Lily right now, I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Look for some visitors from the past to come and help her out.

The Moustache will be blackmailed. I have no idea who would do such a thing.

Mary Jane will poison Summer. I am assuming it will be in the form of a peanut, perhaps? The maybe-baby's paternity test results come back and Nick is proven to be the father but Sharon will spot some serious phicking goin on and announce that Jack is the father. Um. Mary Jane is NOT going to like that!

Detective Wallace will come to Moustache Manor to find finger prints that can only be matched to Estella's. She will be arrested. Victor will beg Ashley to stay away from the hearing, but she does her own thing and shows up anyway. Nikki and Estella will talk after the hearing and Ashley will start a screamfest in the hallway. Nikki continues to blame Adam. Ashley continued to stay in denial, but not before she issued Estella a warning.

Mac will FINALLY make up her mind about Billy. Thank God. Here's hoping he rejects her because he discovers that he really does love my girl Chloe.

Cane will finally be busted and he will ponder leaving Genoa City. He will agree to take a DNA test. Cane will bust out Phillip's blood from the freezer at the damn bar and use that for the test. This boy never learns!

We will finally get to learn about the Hot Fraud Aussie Mess (Cane) and his hidden past. All of it so be prepared.