Friday, June 12, 2009

Jack Turns to Mary Jane for Pity Sex 6-12-09

Today's episode of Y&R was full of drama and Sharonisms. Jack remains one of the most appealing characters on the show!

Jeffery tried to hire Mary Jane to do some P.R. work for him. Mary Jane told him that she catered to higher clientelle and that he should look elsewhere. Mary Jane walked away and Gloria walked up. Jeffery and Gloria discussed how they plan to blackmail her and that their problems will be solved. Later, they saw her kissing Jack and decided that Mary Jane was a high price hooker. Um. No. Try homicidal sociopath with schizophrenic tendencies.

Sharon was all set to move out of the Abbott mansion when she suddenly had a flashback of the good times with Jack. Jack came in and begged her to stay. Sharon said that Nick was her life and that she needed to be with him, but that she would miss Jack. Sharon then blah blah blahed about the flashback. Jack then begged her some more. Nick picked Sharon up. That's violation no. 1. Nick came into the house to do it. That's violation no. 2.

Nick managed to visit Phyllis as well. Michael was in attendance. Nick started blah blah blahing about divorce this and settlement that. Michael went off on Nick. Nick acted non-chalant. Michael left. Nick spoke. It pissed Phyllis off. Nick got the boot. AGAIN. Summer came downstairs looking for Nick, but Phyllis lied to her and said it was just the t.v. she heard.

I guess Jack could take no more so he went to Mary Jane for a booty call. She was happy to oblige. When Jack was done with her, Mary Jane urged Jack to stay. Jack, of course, bounced on her crazy ass anyway. Jack left and Mary Jane busted out her psycho scrap book and rubbed her finger over a picture of Phyllis. Then she showed up at the tack house with some bogus Restless Style emergency and offered to babysit Summer. Phyllis fell for it. Just as it seemed that some scary shit was going to go down, Jack showed up.

Noah showed up at the GCAC and Nick and Sharon broke the news to them. Noah went off. Nick got mad. Sharon pretended to be a mother. Noah left. He found Eden (yes, she was on today!) and asked her to move in with him.

Billy and Chloe had a talk about the whole maybe-baby debacle. Chloe spewed more insults. Mac walked in and Chloe almost told her everything. Billy did everything in his power to shut Chloe up. Mac left to go the bar. Billy quickly and predictably followed. At the bar, Mac and Billy reminisced. They danced to their stupid ass song and then the shared a hot kiss. Yes. I said it. It was pretty hot.

Chloe was busy going through Mac's stuff and calling everything boring. She happened upon Mac's Billy based scrapbook and started reading, all while wearing Mac's tiara. Guess it wasn't so boring after all.

SPOILERS:

Cane asks Katherine to get Nina off his back. Paul will also be digging up dirt on Cane. Phillip IV has Huntingtons disease so Nina needs Phillip III DNA. Nina does some research and discovers that no Cane DNA tests actually exist. She then has Phillip's body exhumed, but there is no body.

If I haven't already told you, Nick is the father of the maybe-baby. That's the plain old boring truth. No twists. No turns. Just the same boring old shit.

Victor will meet with the doctor that Adam hired for Ashley. Ashley likes the guy. Olivia will recognize him and remember him for his sexual misconduct. Ashley and Victor will figure out that Adam is the one pulling all the crap. He will convince them that it is Estella and they have charges filed against her. Rafe will visit Adam and after talking, he will become suspicious. He will begin to search through Adam's stuff. Adam will distract him by telling Rafe that he has feelings for him.

Adam will find out that he will completely lose his vision. Then he will drop his botox supply.

Daniel will make bail, but people are going to be pissed about it. Wish I knew who those people were.

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