Insanity Ensues! 6-7-09

Suddenly I have a life and that is taking some getting used to. My blogging, if you have noticed, has been seriously lacking. My soap viewing, however, has not so here's what I got:

Y&R:

Last week, Sharon decided that she really was going to stick it out with Jack. Jack proposed to Sharon and she came up with a hundred different reasons why she could not remarry him. She failed to mention the real reason, which was that she was waiting for Nicholas to come around. Mary Jane cornered Sharon and told her that if she didn't leave Jack alone, she was going to hurt Sharon. A lot of people want to do that right now, so this isn't surprising to anyone.

Over at the tack house, Nick came home after avoiding Phyllis for a hot second. Phyllis demanded answers before he could even put his briefcase down. Nick told Phyllis that things just weren't working and he wanted a divorce. He finally admitted the truth, which was that he was still in love with Sharon and that he wanted to be with her.

Phyllis screamed and yelled. She did say she wasn't going to cry over his loser ass. Well, she didn't say those words but the principle was the same. Nick went to the club and got a room. Sharon, who for some odd reason still has her room, walked past the door as he was letting himself into his room. He invited her in.

Nick and Sharon discussed Nick's feelings and his pending divorce. They chatted about it being a dream come true and then promptly had "poke the baby in the head" sexual relations. Phyllis in the meantime called Jack in a panic and he came running. They talked about the respective dooms of their relationships. Yada yada yada: Jack attacked Phyllis and they had hot raunchy sex all over the tack house couch. The creepy factor was evident as the camera cut to the window and there stood Mary Jane watching in horror as Jack did the nasty with somebody besides her.

More creepiness set in over at Moustache Manor as Adam's evil plan came to fruition even more than even Adam himself had planned. Victor conveniently went on an overnight business trip. Nicholas promised to watch over Ashley. Obviously, he was busy. Adam played more creepy Sabrina voice clippings and Ashley got scared. Adam busted out and went drag by putting on a purple Sabrina-esque dress and matching Sabrina-esque wig.

Ashley went in search of the voice and encountered what she thought to be Sabrina but as the lightning flashed she could see it was Adam. I guess this really scared the mess out of her because she fell down the stairs. Adam panicked and knelt to help her just about the same time that Nikki showed up and knocked on the door, concerned about Ashley herself.

I read that Adam has some dirt on the doctor that comes to examine Ashley. The doctor will discover that Ashley has miscarried but Adam will blackmail him into telling Ashley that she and the baby are find. Later, Ashley will tell Adam that she feels the baby kicking. That's some creepy sh*t!

Also, I have been privy to some of Monday's episode and was completely shocked to see Jack hook up with Mary Jane at the GCAC bar. After plying Jack with a couple of bourbon on the rocks, Jack agreed to go up to MJ's room to discuss business. Once upstairs, Mary Jane made her move. She blindfolded Jack and broke kinky on his ass, an act he can't resist, EVER. So yes, Mary Jane gets Phyllis' sloppy seconds and Jack left her high and dry afterwards telling her "Well, it's been fun!"

OK That's all I got for now. I am busy with my ABC site so if you want updates on those, you can always catch my blogs over on my forum. Just hit me up and I shall send you the link!