Friday, June 19, 2009

GH Recap and Spoilers! Claudia the Clingy calls Olivia an overused slut!

Today's episode started with a continuation of the Claudia and Johnny argument. Olivia and "The Cleavage" showed up to support her man. Claudia went off, as usual, calling Olivia an "overused slut"! Interestingly enough, Claudia failed to mention then ever present "Cleavage" because secretly she knows she has nothing on Olivia! Johnny promptly kicked Claudia out.

Just as things were gettin steamy, Sonny busted in on them. He turned around and walked out. Later, Olivia and "The Cleavage" went to confront Sonny about his pestering ways. Claudia busted in and insulted Olivia some more. Sonny told Claudia to "shut the hell up". It was funny. Olivia split to go look for Johnny. Claudia started whining and yelling, telling Sonny that Olivia is not allowed in the house anymore. Sonny boo hood that and told Claudia that he didn't even like her. Very funny. Finally, Claudia attacked Sonny and they had wild sex all over the couch.

In the meantime, Olivia received a call from Dante. He wanted to come to town. Olivia denied him. Then Olivia and "The Cleavage" ran to Carly to chat it up. Carly had another visitor in Lulu. They discussed the mob and Johnny. Lulu was looking for Johnny, but she ended up telling Carly everything about Ethan and his journey to Port Charles, from her point of view, of course.

The reason why no one can find Johnny? Because he's busy on the biggest mob caper EVER with Stone Cold Jason Morgan. Too bad Claudia the Clingy has arranged a Zaccara hit job on Stone Cold. Ray Charles can see that Johnny will be shot instead. We were privy to some of the mob shenanigans, but nothing too exciting to talk about.

Michael called Kristina from the bar and asked her to meet up with him. She brought a date and the dork ended up punching Michael. The dork knocked Michael out, which is probably understandable considering he was shot in the HEAD! Kristina was screaming and the dork insulted Michael while he was unconcsious. Michael woke up and attacked the dork, giving him 5 quick and hard jabs to the face. Then the dork had the nerve to say: "Come on Kristina. This guy is crazy!" Kristina responded by telling him she wasn't going anywhere with him ever again.

After the dork left, Alexis busted Kristina and Michael at the bar. She was mad. Alexis called Carly after Kristina tried some of her usual tricks. Alexis wasn't picking up what her kid was putting out there. Carly confronted Michael, but he just argued with her and ran to his room. AGAIN. Carly and Jax had some more mushy scenes. My God! Ingo Rademacher is H-O-T hot!

Nikolas set up a "date" w/ Rebecca in the garden. He laid out a dress for Rebecca and he was dressed quite dapper himself. Unfortunately, the dress was Emily's and Nikolas was just replaying his old habits with Emily. Nikolas is seriously off his rocker. Rebecca looked horrified once he did not deny that what they were doing is what he and Emily would be doing if....

SPOILERS: Carly and Jax will officially come to an agreement about Michael. However, Jax will have to use his brute (and sexy) strength to restrain Michael.

Michael will sneak out after the Hot Jax debacle.

Nick will propose to Rebecca. She will reject him.

Claudia fight to keep it together. Even she can't remember what lies she's told and who she's told them to!

For whatever reason, Morgan will "go missing" and Michael will go with Carly to find him.

Michael decides he wants to be a mobster like his papa. Not smart my little friend! This will cause Carly to try to keep Michael far far away from Sonny.

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