Monday, June 1, 2009

What's up with Moustache Manor?! 6-1-09

Okay. So I have been busy and have just at this moment managed to sit my butt down long enough to compile my thoughts. Here's what I got for today's travesties:

Y&R:

Ashley's ever declining mental state caused Victor to bring in a psych doctor whom the Moustache informed that he believed that Ashley could be doing the ish to herself. Adam went to Ashley's room and told her what she wanted to hear and she thanked him profusely for being such a good friend. The Vein showed up shortly after to check on Ashley only to find out that he had been omitted from knowing the latest Ashley news. After it was apparent that The Moustache and The Vein were about to have a throw down of some sort, Ashley was escorted upstairs by Dr. Fix It Olivia. The boys did NOT play nice after she left the room. Later, Ashley had an odd conversation with Statue Sabrina who told her that she was not crazy. Jana spent the entire afternoon trying to convince Kevin that he should feel bad for the mean emails he keeps recieving. Daniel got a call from the Fake FBI agent and he was forced to lie to Amber again. Later Daniel and Amber went to try to convince Kevin that he should feel bad for the stupid emails. Jack tried to convince Phyllis that he had a "handle" on Sharon. Phyllis, of course, was unconvinced. Nick was trying to convince Sharon that they belong together. After a short kiss, Sharon rejected Nick and ran home to Jack's waiting arms. Nick was standing there holding himself when in walked Big Red who wanted to know right then and there where she stood.

B&B:

In the beginning of today's episode, Eric and Skeletor argued over Stephanie and her many shenanigans. Bill and Stephanie argued over their partnership, which has now been turned into a war. Stephanie threatened Bill and this prompted him to call the journalist. The Journalist came running and Bill told him to dig us some FC company dirt on Eric. The Journalist did about 5 minutes of digging on a laptop and found out that Eric had stolen the identities of dead people to hire illegal workers. Meanwhile, Stephanie ran to Eric and confessed all. Eric exploded all over Stephanie, reading her the riot act and calling Bill a pariah. The Saggy Sailor and Jackie argued over her relationship with Owen. Jackie told the Saggy Sailor not to be fuddy duddy, which I found to be rather amusing coming from the Crypt Keeper. Owen conveniently showed up for a "meeting". The meeting was actually the Saggy Sailor and Owen's excuse to trade worthless man barbs with one another. Saggy left for whatever reason and Jackie and Owen decided to do the senior citizen hustle all over Nick's desk.

OLTL:

In Llanview today, Rex ran into Gigi and Schyler at the park or some other random outside location. There, he insulted Gigi and Sky because he thought there was something going on between them. After spilling all of Sky's secrets to Gigi, Rex left the outside location to return to his now home with Super Skank, leaving Sky to deal with the wrath of Gigi. After being a judgmental bitch, Gigi was reduced to guilt ridden after Sky busted a guilt trip on her ass. The dynamic duo went to the lab to get Skank's blood bag, and Alas! It was missing. Looks like Hot Ass Kyle got the best of them again. Stacy the Skank convinced the Smarmy Pimp to punch her in the face. We were not privy to the actual punch, but I have a very vivid imagination. In my mind, it was great. Only in my mind, It was I who was punching her in the face. Not sure if anyone else noticed, but I found it super amusing that the Smarmy Pimp was suddenly attracted to the Skank after he was able to punch her in the face and get away with it. When we left off Friday, Brody had made his way to Nash's parents house. Today, Bess opened the door and went the hell off. Brody tried to get through to Jessica, even telling her that he loved her. As he was trying to convince J/B/T/L to come home with him, Nash's dad broke bad on Brody with a shot gun. After busting some gun knowledge and telling the Dad that he knew the guy wouldn't shoot him, The Mom came out of nowhere and smashed Brody in the back of the head. That's when Jessica came out and was shocked at her surroundings and the fact that her man was knocked the hell out. Starr and Blair bonded over the baby. Marcy freaked out over the baby. Cole ran to Rachel and told her about the baby. Starr told Todd that she's ready to start over now that she knows that he's not responsible for her baby's death. Todd tried to push Starr into more, but she held firm that he had NOT been forgiven.

That's all I got my peeps! I'll chat at you all tomorrow!

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