Bondage and Breakdowns, Oh my! 6-8-09

As I previously reported, Mary Jane is psycho. Oh wait. We already knew that. What I didn't personally know that she had a psycho clip out poster going on. We got to see that today as she cut out Phyllis' head, pasted it to the poster, and then had a full on conversation with it. Afterwards, she strolled down to the bar where she ran into Jack. She lured Jack upstairs and yada, yada, yada, had a nice helping of Phyllis' sloppy seconds. Jack politely thanked her when he was done using her, and she basically told him that she was willing to do anything to be with him. Jack "let her down easy" and left. I guess even bondage cannot make Mary Jane an appealing mate.

Nikki was still banging on the door at Moustache Manor, convinced that Ashley was in trouble. Adam wriggled out of the purple dress and into a more appropriate wife beater and sweats, and opened the door. He spewed some bull about Jack taking Ashley out to dinner and Nikki left, even though she didn't believe him. Adam ran back into the house and panicked over the amount of blood that was still on the floor. He seemed remorseful....but, he really isn't. Later, Nikki ran into Jack at the club and he confirmed that Adam had been lying after all.

Ashley regained consciousness and called for help. Adam came running and told her it was all a dream. Ashley seemed to accept this answer, but after a few more flashbacks, got up to confront Adam. She recounted the events of the night to Adam, who then convinced her that she really was going crazy and that what she thought happened had, in fact, been a dream. Ashley remains suspicious.

Sharon and Nick laid in bed for the entire episode basking in the afterglow. Nick rambled on about how he knows the baby is his, blah, Cassie's prophecy, blah, we belong together, blah...Sharon explained to Nick that she owes Jack an explanation. Um. Correction! You owe him a lot more than that, Bitch!

Phyllis and Jack had some after-sex talk about fighting for the ones they love. Jack decided to fight for Sharon. Phyllis didn't decide anything. She thanked Jack for being there for her. Jack said "Anytime!" like he lent her a cup of sugar or something. Phyllis tried to be brave, but broke down as she confessed the whole damn ugly mess to Daniel.

Victoria and Jana met with Agent Fake and Victoria slapped him with a few verbal insults. Jana tried to convince Victoria to call the police. Agent Fake convinced her not to, using her love of art to get to her. Victoria stopped everything because she needed to think. Um. Sure. Whatever. She must have thought long and hard because two seconds later she agreed to meet Fake Agent in an alley with no back up. That's using the old noodle. Jana looked on disapprovingly. Agent Fake left and Victoria confessed to Jana that she would go to the feds.

Victoria did go to the Feds and they asked her to wear a wire. Jana ran to Daniel and they both shared in a moment of panic over Victoria's involvement with the Feds. This can only go one way, and that's BAD.

On B&B today, Brooke sided with Rick and Steffy who want to get back together. Ridge refused to accept the repairing. He also refused to accept Brooke's acceptance of the couple. He told Brooke he could take no more, that he was losing his sanity, and that he was DONE. He then went to be "alone" at Phoebe's gravesite.

Taylor and Thomas were already there, conveniently discussing the fact that Ridge is with Brooke when they should be a family. Thomas magically disappeared, leaving Taylor waiting for the mourning Ridge. After crying on her shoulder, Ridge told Taylor he was losing it. She pulled out a bottle of volumes or some shit and gave him one to "take the edge off". Where I am from, that's called a felony. Damn! Can Taylor do no wrong?! Taylor then packed up Ridge and took him to Big Bear. Brooke continued to try to reach Ridge, but Taylor made sure he didn't get Brooke's calls. Later, Ridge swallowed some more pills. Guess looking at Taylor nowadays is harder than we thought.

Eric was still trying to convince Stephanie that she should come back to Forrester. Stephanie promptly told him that he just needed her to save his ass and the ass of the company. Well said!

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