I would like to start this entry off by saying that I hold Y&R to higher standard than other shows. That said, Mac's hair extensions looked even more ridiculous than Tyra's clip on weave. I am glad that Amber and Mac are friends. Maybe Mac can learn a few things from Amber, who looked amazing in today's eppy. It's really cool that she designed Katherine's wedding dress. Michael called Amber at the pre-wedding festivities so she could come down and make a statement against Rat Face Roger and Bad Dye Job Annie, who just happen to be in custody. Heather, who from now on shall be called Madam Bitch ADA, asked Michael if he had a conflict of interest in representing them. Um, yeah. I would say so. Madam Bitch ADA knows a few things about conflicts of interest, am I right? Michael got Bad Dye Job to admit a few deets and he kindly informed them that they were being charged with a slew of crimes. I laughed my ass off when Bad Dye Job looked over at Rat Face and said "You hear that, Romeo?" While at the police station, Micheal and Paul desperately needed answers from Amber, who told them that she knew where the gun was because she was the one who hid it. Lot's of Cane and Lily at the bar scenes today. I was completely disinterested at first, but Mac came in and I was hoping that Lily would turn on her bitch detector and mark her territory (Cane). My disinterest quickly turned to horror as Lily basically welcomed Monotone Mac with open arms. She got the job at Jimmy's needless to say. Billy continued his scheming and manipulation in an attempt to connect with Mac; even going so far as to go the Chancellor mansion and tell him that he would be flying Katherine's wedding solo due to Chloe's illness. The only thing that I could see that was ill on Chloe was that sweatshirt moo moo she was wearing today. Chloe is starting to irritate me because of her nagging ways. However, she did ask Billy if he was going to continue to stalk his ex-girlfriend. Chloe then called over to the mansion where Esther got on the phone and gave her a play by play of Billy's activities, credit card purchases, social security number.....all while Mac was sitting there listening. Chloe was suddenly cured and announced that she would be going to the wedding. Billy snuck a celly call into Mac with the bad news, with Dr. Evil, or um I mean, Chloe eavesdropping all the way.
B&B was all about the senior citizens and their witty comments. Bizarro Ken Doll (Ridge) and Mega Slut Barbie (Brooke) were arguing over the Botox Bandit (Taylor) and Bizarro said this: "What, did you think I was going to slip into her room for a quickie?" I knew he still had the power to make me nauseated, but that was just wrong. The Botox Bandit renewed her will to fight for Bizarro and had a series of flashbacks that had high levels of 'ick' factor. Stephanie told no one in particular that she was demanding respect. Stephanie went to visit Pam at Forrester. Pam was fretting over Bizarro and Mega Slut not being married. Stephanie told Pam that she was a "hero".
On OLTL, John and Marty the Shrew went to a mental hospital posing as Kevin Buchanan and Jessica Buchanan Whatever the Hell Her Name Is to see Powell. I believe this is the part where they get caught. My girl J was kind enough to point out that OLTL used the same nut house set that AMC uses. Hey, Re-Use and Recycle as I always say. No. Actually, I have never said that. Todd was being a mega ass and Starr was desperately trying to get him to let her stay at Dorian's for one more night because Cole was in her room. Todd told her if she didn't get her ass moving, he was going to call the cops. Tea tried to act like somebody's mama today. But she did tell Todd to shut up, which was great in its own right. Todd told Tea that she just couldn't resist his studly ways. Right. That's it.
Maxie was begging Jason to help her win back Spinelli today on GH. Spinelli was having a pity party of his own at the PI firm with Lulu as his audience. She actually encouraged him to forgive Maxie, which just fuels the theory that I discussed in an earlier entry. Maxie told Jason that she wanted to the "master" to Spinelli's "grasshopper". That is real cute. Winifred managed to get screentime today; prompting me to get a migraine. Nikolas and Liz had a little argument with Lucky and afterwards, decided to go get slammin drunk at the local pub. They drank, they talked. They drank some more. They practically did it right there on the table. This little exchange was witnessed by Lucky and nu-old-Emily who have been doing a lot of kissing their damn selves. So. My question is why the hell do they care?
Pine Valley has me all confused because I could have sworn that yesterday Ryan told Kendall he couldn't play second fiddle to Zach and that he would "see her around." I turn it on tonight, and they are laying in bed, enjoying the afterglow, and talking about going public with their relationship. WTF happened? The astounding question was answered when Erica questioned Kendall about her whereabouts that morning and she responded that she had been with Ryan. Erica didn't hide her disgust as she continue to pry. Kendall went off on Erica and in doing so, went off on Reese too. The answer: Ryan went to see Cambias Sr. and it "rattled" him, so he needed comforting. Erica then posed a great question: Doesn't Zach need comforting more? Erica then ran over to Zach's to comfort him her damn self, with cleavage flashing a big sign that says "Squeeze Me". Amanda and Jake both love the baby. J.R. is freaking out about the stupid heart valve. Tad was begging Jesse to help him discover who really killed Dixie. (I think it was Stuart! Mark my words!) Jesse said he wasn't down to deal with all that and Tad busted out with some water works. Impressive. Randi got "the call" that all army wives fear. Question to Amanda: Who the hell drinks milk in a night club?
Peace out soapers. Until maybe tomorrow evening....some bitch time...some bitch channel....
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