Thursday, June 11, 2009

Adam's Antics 6-11-09

I just love how the craziness of Y&R is affecting the fans, including myself. I am amazed to see all the things that people have to say and predictions that are being thrown around. Anyway here's what I got for today's eppy:

Today's show was kind of boring actually. Paul had lunch with Heather at the GCAC. Apparently this was a big mistake because Mary Jane showed up bitching about Paul being on her turf. Heather and Paul quickly left, but suspicions are ever heightened!

Nikki was still on her crusade and she was finally able to reveal to Victor her suspicions and facts about Adam's antics. Victor then declared to Adam that he trusted him no more and that he would no longer be allowed in the house alone with Ashley. Victor stormed away and Adam spoke outloud saying that he was the one in control. Victor had the whole Travolta thing going on today. Curious as to why.

Agent Aucker showed up at Daniel's and made threats throughout the entire episode. The four musketeers all just hung out staring at him and looking scared, making failed attempts to defend themselves. I am starting to think that Aucker is in on this whole stupid scheme. I also think that looking at his ugly ass hurts my eyes.

Nikki called Victoria and told him about the Victoria crate debacle. Victor bounced on Ashley's psycho ass so fast her non-baby's head spun!

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What the *bleep* is up with B&B? 6-11-09

Yesterday I was in a really crappy mood and I almost abandoned B&B forever. Upon reflection, I was thinking a little on the hasty side. Having said that, Ronn Moss needs to step up his game if he's going to be taking up so much screen time.

We all know that B&B is only about 19 minutes per episode. So, this week has been kind of slow. Ridge and Taylor are at the cabin at Big Bear and Ridge is high as a kite as a result of all the damn volumes he took. I was kind of enjoying the crazy camera stuff yesterday, but then Taylor spoke and all was lost.

I cannot stand when Brooke acts like everybody else is at fault for her son's actions. However, Ridge needs to get over it. Rick and Steffy are adults and if they want to be together, I am with Brooke, let them be!

Brooke's denial is apparent and Donna's anger is misdirected. Donna needs NOT to concentrate on Brooke's problems, but NEEDS to look at the mess in her own life. I don't think she is aware of the magnitude of the potential reunion of Stephanie and Eric. When she does become aware of the closeness between them, I am sure she will break out the honey bear bottle for all to see.

One last little question. Please feel free to tell me your answer in some form or another! Why the hell is Pam walking around, and where the hell is Marcus?

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Stuffed Kitties & Falling Crates 6-10-09

I don't know if I can write about Bold and the Beautiful right now without spitting negative virtual venom all over the damn place. So it's just Y&R today and we shall see where it goes from there and this totally depends on B&B getting it together!

Billy went to the Chancellor mansion to see Chloe. He begged her to come back to him, but she flatly refused. She also insulted him a lot. Not saying he doesn't deserve it; but, when Billy is sad, I am sad. Billy asked Chloe when she was going to stop being pissed at her. Chloe is a better woman than I, because he would have been laying on the ground after that little gem.

Billy ran into Mac at Crimson Lights. Mac just happened to have some scrapbook of her and Billy with her and the two looked through it together. Just when it seemed as if Mac was coming around, she rejected Billy again. Billy called her out on her true feelings, she confessed, and they were holding hands. Then she rejected him again while Chloe looked on.

Nina cornered Cane at Jimmie's and grilled him about his past. Cane tried to avoid her questions, but of course, he failed. Nina became more suspicious. When she could squeeze nothing from him, she left. Cane hurried to a dark corner and called Langley/Phillip III who was once again tending bar. I love how he kept his back to the camera as if his presence was some big surprise that we were all on pins and needles to see!

Paul cornered Mary Jane and called her out. Mary Jane told him that he was tripping. Paul had obviously struck a chord in her. Later the asshole cop showed up and announced to Paul that Mary Jane had filed charges against him for stalking and harassment. The the asshole cop took Paul to the station for questioning. Cut to Mary Jane's room and she was talking to that damn cat, confessing all her secrets. Apparently Mary Jane likes to kill birds and cats. Y&R isn't even trying to hide the fact that the cat is fake! Hilarious!

Victoria went to meet Agent Fake in the alley but Daniel beat her there. When Agent Fake showed up in the alley, Daniel demanded his painting and the fake agent whipped out a gun. Agent Fake told Daniel to leave and Daniel said he wasn't going anywhere. Out of nowhere Agent Fake was shot. DEAD. Victoria came out to do her thing and she saw Daniel run. She whispered into the mike "he's running, he's running!". Seconds later, she discovered Agent Fake's body and a conveniently huge pile of empty crates fell on top of her. That, friends, is one of her favorite pasttimes. Random shit just falls on her head.

Amber and Kevin ran around like fools assuming the worst until they hunted down Jana and demanded answers. She confessed all. The whole dead agent thing happened and they all met up at the apartment and sat in the dark. Because that truly is the smartest place to hide, right?

I will blog at you tomorrow!

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Fake Art, Maybe-Baby, No-Baby, and The Flying Dead Crow 6-9-09

Y&R is so good as of late, I cannot pick and choose the finest points. Oh Wait. If you subtract Daniel, Victoria, and Jana from the equation then we've got a good show!
Regardless, psychoitis is rampant is Genoa City!

After Jack stopped Phyllis from making an ass of herself at the Club, he followed her home and stayed with her all night. They did not have anymore "poor us" sex. Phyllis and Jack talked for a moment and Jack left telling her "See ya, Red". As he was walking away, Mary Jane came out of some barn like structure and said "You lost your husband, Red. So you're coming after my man, Red. Big mistake, Red."

A few minutes passed and Mary Jane knocked on Phyllis' door and encouraged her to fight for her marriage. Nick showed up and he and Phyllis had awkward conversation in Mary Jane's presence. It was obvious that she did NOT like what she was seeing. Mary Jane left.

I need to interject right here and announce that for the ENTIRE episode, an annoying bird was "singing" in the background very loudly.

Summer's teacher came by for a meeting because, well you know, teachers always make house calls. Anyway, she blah blah blahed about Nick and Phyllis' perfect love blah blah blah. Phyllis tried to point out to Nick that they did have a great love. Nick kindly told Phyllis that he still had feelings for her. Ouch. Then Phyllis told him to get out of her face. So after blah blah blahing about being a good father to Summer, Product Boy tucked tail and ran (home) to Sharon.

Sharon also had some splainin to do when Jack cornered her at the club. She tried to lie, but instantly came clean. Sharon confessed her intentions to be with Nick and Jack was devastated but supportive. As they discussed the break-up, Sharon felt the baby kick. Call me appalled when that bitch grabbed The Vein's hand and put it over the maybe-baby belly! Gah! Does she have no shame?!

Jack decided to check on Phyllis to see if her "talk" with Nick had gone as good as his "talk" with Sharon. As they discussed the days events, a suddenly silent dead crow came hurtling threw the window, shattering the glass and landing on the floor in front of him. I, for one, was extremely amused. I have the feeling you were as well! Even better? Phyllis looking at the crow and saying this: "Oh my God Jack! It really does happen to the best of us!" Quite frankly, that made absolutely no sense at all. It was still great over all though!

Daniel was set to go the alleyway to stop Agent Fake from dealing with Icky Vicky. Daniel was averted by an offer of sex from the always beautiful, but slightly misunderstood, Amber. The penis in him made him stay. Screw all those other people! Icky Vicky was getting wired up to go bust Agent Fake. J.T. came in and told her he refused to let her go through with it. By the end of the episode though, both Icky Vicky and J.T. were headed out to take down Agent Fake. Amber and Daniel were done doing the deed and Amber was pretending to be asleep so Daniel finally was able to sneak out. Amber was suspicious. She called someone. Don't know who because my damn cable froze! GAH!

Adam continued to con Ashley today. Nikki came over and confronted Adam about his lies. Adam tried to lie some more, but Nikki demanded to see Ashley. Adam's doctor showed up and played along with Adam telling Ashley that she and the baby are fine. After the doctor talked to Ashley, he went upstairs and confirmed that the baby was dead to Adam. The doctor condemned Adam for his behavior, but Adam pointed out that he had dirt on the doc. The doc agreed to keep his mouth shut. Downstairs, Ashley was kind of rude to Nikki.

Here's the two things I am pondering:

Nikki picked up the bloody towel and gave it to Adam. Now, he has her fingerprints on evidence. Hmmmmm.

Or,

Adam is going to have to off Nikki in order to keep his reign of terror going.

Victor came home and Ashley assured him that Adam has helped her a lot while he was gone. Then the two had an icky convo about their love and their baby while Adam stood lurking in the background. Next to making Ashley think she's crazy, that's his favorite thing to do!

That's all I got. Busy, busy, busy. CAW CAW!

Monday, June 8, 2009

Bondage and Breakdowns, Oh my! 6-8-09

As I previously reported, Mary Jane is psycho. Oh wait. We already knew that. What I didn't personally know that she had a psycho clip out poster going on. We got to see that today as she cut out Phyllis' head, pasted it to the poster, and then had a full on conversation with it. Afterwards, she strolled down to the bar where she ran into Jack. She lured Jack upstairs and yada, yada, yada, had a nice helping of Phyllis' sloppy seconds. Jack politely thanked her when he was done using her, and she basically told him that she was willing to do anything to be with him. Jack "let her down easy" and left. I guess even bondage cannot make Mary Jane an appealing mate.

Nikki was still banging on the door at Moustache Manor, convinced that Ashley was in trouble. Adam wriggled out of the purple dress and into a more appropriate wife beater and sweats, and opened the door. He spewed some bull about Jack taking Ashley out to dinner and Nikki left, even though she didn't believe him. Adam ran back into the house and panicked over the amount of blood that was still on the floor. He seemed remorseful....but, he really isn't. Later, Nikki ran into Jack at the club and he confirmed that Adam had been lying after all.

Ashley regained consciousness and called for help. Adam came running and told her it was all a dream. Ashley seemed to accept this answer, but after a few more flashbacks, got up to confront Adam. She recounted the events of the night to Adam, who then convinced her that she really was going crazy and that what she thought happened had, in fact, been a dream. Ashley remains suspicious.

Sharon and Nick laid in bed for the entire episode basking in the afterglow. Nick rambled on about how he knows the baby is his, blah, Cassie's prophecy, blah, we belong together, blah...Sharon explained to Nick that she owes Jack an explanation. Um. Correction! You owe him a lot more than that, Bitch!

Phyllis and Jack had some after-sex talk about fighting for the ones they love. Jack decided to fight for Sharon. Phyllis didn't decide anything. She thanked Jack for being there for her. Jack said "Anytime!" like he lent her a cup of sugar or something. Phyllis tried to be brave, but broke down as she confessed the whole damn ugly mess to Daniel.

Victoria and Jana met with Agent Fake and Victoria slapped him with a few verbal insults. Jana tried to convince Victoria to call the police. Agent Fake convinced her not to, using her love of art to get to her. Victoria stopped everything because she needed to think. Um. Sure. Whatever. She must have thought long and hard because two seconds later she agreed to meet Fake Agent in an alley with no back up. That's using the old noodle. Jana looked on disapprovingly. Agent Fake left and Victoria confessed to Jana that she would go to the feds.

Victoria did go to the Feds and they asked her to wear a wire. Jana ran to Daniel and they both shared in a moment of panic over Victoria's involvement with the Feds. This can only go one way, and that's BAD.

On B&B today, Brooke sided with Rick and Steffy who want to get back together. Ridge refused to accept the repairing. He also refused to accept Brooke's acceptance of the couple. He told Brooke he could take no more, that he was losing his sanity, and that he was DONE. He then went to be "alone" at Phoebe's gravesite.

Taylor and Thomas were already there, conveniently discussing the fact that Ridge is with Brooke when they should be a family. Thomas magically disappeared, leaving Taylor waiting for the mourning Ridge. After crying on her shoulder, Ridge told Taylor he was losing it. She pulled out a bottle of volumes or some shit and gave him one to "take the edge off". Where I am from, that's called a felony. Damn! Can Taylor do no wrong?! Taylor then packed up Ridge and took him to Big Bear. Brooke continued to try to reach Ridge, but Taylor made sure he didn't get Brooke's calls. Later, Ridge swallowed some more pills. Guess looking at Taylor nowadays is harder than we thought.

Eric was still trying to convince Stephanie that she should come back to Forrester. Stephanie promptly told him that he just needed her to save his ass and the ass of the company. Well said!

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Sunday, June 7, 2009

Insanity Ensues! 6-7-09

Suddenly I have a life and that is taking some getting used to. My blogging, if you have noticed, has been seriously lacking. My soap viewing, however, has not so here's what I got:

Y&R:

Last week, Sharon decided that she really was going to stick it out with Jack. Jack proposed to Sharon and she came up with a hundred different reasons why she could not remarry him. She failed to mention the real reason, which was that she was waiting for Nicholas to come around. Mary Jane cornered Sharon and told her that if she didn't leave Jack alone, she was going to hurt Sharon. A lot of people want to do that right now, so this isn't surprising to anyone.

Over at the tack house, Nick came home after avoiding Phyllis for a hot second. Phyllis demanded answers before he could even put his briefcase down. Nick told Phyllis that things just weren't working and he wanted a divorce. He finally admitted the truth, which was that he was still in love with Sharon and that he wanted to be with her.

Phyllis screamed and yelled. She did say she wasn't going to cry over his loser ass. Well, she didn't say those words but the principle was the same. Nick went to the club and got a room. Sharon, who for some odd reason still has her room, walked past the door as he was letting himself into his room. He invited her in.

Nick and Sharon discussed Nick's feelings and his pending divorce. They chatted about it being a dream come true and then promptly had "poke the baby in the head" sexual relations. Phyllis in the meantime called Jack in a panic and he came running. They talked about the respective dooms of their relationships. Yada yada yada: Jack attacked Phyllis and they had hot raunchy sex all over the tack house couch. The creepy factor was evident as the camera cut to the window and there stood Mary Jane watching in horror as Jack did the nasty with somebody besides her.

More creepiness set in over at Moustache Manor as Adam's evil plan came to fruition even more than even Adam himself had planned. Victor conveniently went on an overnight business trip. Nicholas promised to watch over Ashley. Obviously, he was busy. Adam played more creepy Sabrina voice clippings and Ashley got scared. Adam busted out and went drag by putting on a purple Sabrina-esque dress and matching Sabrina-esque wig.

Ashley went in search of the voice and encountered what she thought to be Sabrina but as the lightning flashed she could see it was Adam. I guess this really scared the mess out of her because she fell down the stairs. Adam panicked and knelt to help her just about the same time that Nikki showed up and knocked on the door, concerned about Ashley herself.

I read that Adam has some dirt on the doctor that comes to examine Ashley. The doctor will discover that Ashley has miscarried but Adam will blackmail him into telling Ashley that she and the baby are find. Later, Ashley will tell Adam that she feels the baby kicking. That's some creepy sh*t!

Also, I have been privy to some of Monday's episode and was completely shocked to see Jack hook up with Mary Jane at the GCAC bar. After plying Jack with a couple of bourbon on the rocks, Jack agreed to go up to MJ's room to discuss business. Once upstairs, Mary Jane made her move. She blindfolded Jack and broke kinky on his ass, an act he can't resist, EVER. So yes, Mary Jane gets Phyllis' sloppy seconds and Jack left her high and dry afterwards telling her "Well, it's been fun!"

OK That's all I got for now. I am busy with my ABC site so if you want updates on those, you can always catch my blogs over on my forum. Just hit me up and I shall send you the link!

Monday, June 1, 2009

What's up with Moustache Manor?! 6-1-09

Okay. So I have been busy and have just at this moment managed to sit my butt down long enough to compile my thoughts. Here's what I got for today's travesties:

Y&R:

Ashley's ever declining mental state caused Victor to bring in a psych doctor whom the Moustache informed that he believed that Ashley could be doing the ish to herself. Adam went to Ashley's room and told her what she wanted to hear and she thanked him profusely for being such a good friend. The Vein showed up shortly after to check on Ashley only to find out that he had been omitted from knowing the latest Ashley news. After it was apparent that The Moustache and The Vein were about to have a throw down of some sort, Ashley was escorted upstairs by Dr. Fix It Olivia. The boys did NOT play nice after she left the room. Later, Ashley had an odd conversation with Statue Sabrina who told her that she was not crazy. Jana spent the entire afternoon trying to convince Kevin that he should feel bad for the mean emails he keeps recieving. Daniel got a call from the Fake FBI agent and he was forced to lie to Amber again. Later Daniel and Amber went to try to convince Kevin that he should feel bad for the stupid emails. Jack tried to convince Phyllis that he had a "handle" on Sharon. Phyllis, of course, was unconvinced. Nick was trying to convince Sharon that they belong together. After a short kiss, Sharon rejected Nick and ran home to Jack's waiting arms. Nick was standing there holding himself when in walked Big Red who wanted to know right then and there where she stood.

B&B:

In the beginning of today's episode, Eric and Skeletor argued over Stephanie and her many shenanigans. Bill and Stephanie argued over their partnership, which has now been turned into a war. Stephanie threatened Bill and this prompted him to call the journalist. The Journalist came running and Bill told him to dig us some FC company dirt on Eric. The Journalist did about 5 minutes of digging on a laptop and found out that Eric had stolen the identities of dead people to hire illegal workers. Meanwhile, Stephanie ran to Eric and confessed all. Eric exploded all over Stephanie, reading her the riot act and calling Bill a pariah. The Saggy Sailor and Jackie argued over her relationship with Owen. Jackie told the Saggy Sailor not to be fuddy duddy, which I found to be rather amusing coming from the Crypt Keeper. Owen conveniently showed up for a "meeting". The meeting was actually the Saggy Sailor and Owen's excuse to trade worthless man barbs with one another. Saggy left for whatever reason and Jackie and Owen decided to do the senior citizen hustle all over Nick's desk.

OLTL:

In Llanview today, Rex ran into Gigi and Schyler at the park or some other random outside location. There, he insulted Gigi and Sky because he thought there was something going on between them. After spilling all of Sky's secrets to Gigi, Rex left the outside location to return to his now home with Super Skank, leaving Sky to deal with the wrath of Gigi. After being a judgmental bitch, Gigi was reduced to guilt ridden after Sky busted a guilt trip on her ass. The dynamic duo went to the lab to get Skank's blood bag, and Alas! It was missing. Looks like Hot Ass Kyle got the best of them again. Stacy the Skank convinced the Smarmy Pimp to punch her in the face. We were not privy to the actual punch, but I have a very vivid imagination. In my mind, it was great. Only in my mind, It was I who was punching her in the face. Not sure if anyone else noticed, but I found it super amusing that the Smarmy Pimp was suddenly attracted to the Skank after he was able to punch her in the face and get away with it. When we left off Friday, Brody had made his way to Nash's parents house. Today, Bess opened the door and went the hell off. Brody tried to get through to Jessica, even telling her that he loved her. As he was trying to convince J/B/T/L to come home with him, Nash's dad broke bad on Brody with a shot gun. After busting some gun knowledge and telling the Dad that he knew the guy wouldn't shoot him, The Mom came out of nowhere and smashed Brody in the back of the head. That's when Jessica came out and was shocked at her surroundings and the fact that her man was knocked the hell out. Starr and Blair bonded over the baby. Marcy freaked out over the baby. Cole ran to Rachel and told her about the baby. Starr told Todd that she's ready to start over now that she knows that he's not responsible for her baby's death. Todd tried to push Starr into more, but she held firm that he had NOT been forgiven.

That's all I got my peeps! I'll chat at you all tomorrow!