We all love spoilers, me included; therefore, I have a few gems to share with you on this fine Saturday evening:
Y&R:
As Paul gets closer to learning the truth about Mary Jane, she will file charges against him for stalking. I'm going to need her to let me know how that works out for her. Mac will confess her true feelings for Billy and kiss him. Nina will question Cane about his past, he will panic, and he will call Phillip III/Langley. Ashley will fall down the stairs after catching Adam being Sabrina. She will lose the baby. After, she will remember that it was Adam that she saw, but Adam will convince her that it is all in her head. Victoria will be all over Adam like white on rice. Agent Fake FBI will get murdered and Daniel will be the main suspect. Yawn. I am pretty sure we've been down this road before. Cane's lies will be exposed and Lily will leave him. I am sure it will not be permanent. After Nick announces that he no longer wants to be with Phyllis, Sharon rejects him. She will try to convince all involved that she and Jack are committed to working things out and raising the maybe-baby together. Phyllis will confront Nick about the status of their marriage. He will confess his true feelings for Sharon and ask for a divorce regardless of who Sharon chooses to be with. Phyllis will be devastated and as I blogged about recently, will go to Jack for support. They will have sex. Billy will tell Chloe about his trysts with Sharon and the maybe-baby.
B&B:
Stephanie's plan to take over Forrester Creations will backfire when Bill Jr. says he won't sell to her if he happens to acquire it. Bill has proof that Eric has been involved in some shady business dealings and he tells Stephanie that he plans to use it to get control of FC. Stephanie, realizing the mess that she has caused, will run to Eric and reveal all. They will bond, but who knows where it will go. Eric and Stephanie will team up to stop Bill. Owen and Nick will come to almost-blows after Nick learns that Owen moved in with Jackie. Jackie will stop him and send Nick on his merry way and then proceed to make cougar love to Owen all over Nick's desk. Ew.
FYI: Bold and the Beautiful has finally, after all these years, been extended to an hour. There is a God.
AMC: I have very little. I have posted some spoilers for this week in a recent blog so travel back a few pages and read up! I do know that Babe2 will come back this week in ghost form. Here's hoping that when she returns to the dark side, she takes Marissa with her.
OLTL: Brody will get into Nash's parents house in one piece, but he won't be able to get Jess to overpower the rest of her innerbeings. Bo will figure out all and he and a mob of police will surround Nash's parents house. Bess will take Chloe hostage to avoid arrest. Viki's alter ego, Jean Randolph, will be the only one to get Bess to listen to reason and Viki will pretend to be her to get through to Jessica. Jessica will learn the truth and remember that her baby is actually dead. Todd and Blair's truce will come to a screeching halt. Marty will confess her true feelings for McPain.
FYI: Forbes March had joined the cast of ATWT and will be mostly seen with Noah. Could this mean that old-Nash will be gay?
FYI x2: Catherine Hickland is returning! yay!
GH: Luke will leave town. We all know this because he leaves every summer, for obvious reasons. Lulu will spy Ethan with Nu-old Emily/Rebecca and ponder the connection. Nikolas and Emily will FINALLY have sex. Morgan will ask Michael to move back in to Carly's so they can be closer to each other. Carly and Sonny will come to an agreement on the living arrangements. Carly will most likely pack up and move in with Sonny and Claudia. Olivia will tell Sonny her suspicions about Claudia. Funny, I was pretty sure she knew the truth. Michael is pissed at Robyn and will be quite vocal about it. New Kristina will finally make her appearance this week.
FYI: Billy Dee Williams reprises his role as Toussaint this week!
That's all I got. I hope this tides you over until Monday....
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Catastrophic Cliffhangers 5-30-09
Yesterday's eppy of Y&R was stressful. That is the only word I can use to describe it. Phyllis was stressed as she quickly realized that Nick was getting ready to bounce on her and Summer to be with Sharon and the maybe-baby. Nick spit out some bull about how he didn't want to hurt her and Phyllis responded by saying "That's sweet of you. You should have thought about that." I agree! Nick is driven by his next "sperm elimination", so everything Phyllis screeched at him flew right over his product contaminated head. Phyllis finally resorted to begging Nick. Nick's penis pointed to the West and he was off to locate her, leaving Phyllis to seek out Jack. Over at the Abbott mansion, Sharon and Jack were "mending" their shattered relationship. Tranlation: Sharon led Jack on while Jack talked about the future. As soon as she could, Sharon ran to Restless Style to hook up with Nick and hook up they did! Nick told Sharon that he was divorcing the Red Headed She-Devil Phyllis and that he wanted to be with her. The conversation that she had with The Vein only moments before flew out the window and Sharon and Nick proceeded to attack one another like 2 wilderbeasts in the plains during mating season. Ashley continues to actually lose it and The Moustache and Dr. Fix it All (Olivia) are becoming quite concerned. Ashley went off on Dr. Fix when she suggested that Ash see a psychiatrist. Victoria and J.T. were actually present during this episode; however, they were busy playing mystery busters and J.T. did NOT take off his shirt. But, they did go to Adam's room and after discovering that the door was locked, promptly broke on in. Adam was off reaping havoc upon Ashley's psyche but quickly covered when he returned with a bottle of vintage vino from the Moustache Manor basement. That same bottle of vino is going to get his ass busted. When The Moustache went to question The Blind One about his recent activities, he noticed the vino and mentioned that is was a classic wine. I saw the the light bulb go off in his head when he realized that Adam must have been able to read the label in order to select such a fine choice. Adam even asked The Moustache to join him for a drink of his own sh*t. I was a little surprised by that, but not so surprised when Victor declined his offer.
B&B upset me with its stupidity yesterday. Eric called an emergency meeting and asked everyone to come up with a plan to stop Bill from taking over Forrester Creations. Donna very dramatically busted out with "There's only one way to save this company!" which was followed by Eric saying "Well if you know of a way to save this company, it is your duty to tell us. Just tell us Skeletor." Ok. He didn't say Skeletor, but I sure wish he would. Anyway, what the hell is Skeletor going to do, tell everyone that she can save the company if she bangs the Ass God (Bill)? Gah! That doesn't even have a modicum of reality to it. The Saggy Sailor (Nick) and The Rug (Bridget) had sex throughout the show. I wish my DVR wasn't broken because I wanted to fast forward so bad the tips of my fingers were throbbing. Stephanie walked around L.A. talking smack to anyone who had the balls to talk to her. She is riding high on her new found freedom and I cannot say that I blame her. Bill thinks he's got something on her, but I fear that he is mistaken. The Ass God decided that he wants payback for all the shenanigans he has helped The Battle Ax (Stephanie) pull. I ponder if he'll ever get it.
OLTL was full of tear jerkers as Todd, Skankbrook, and Ms. Southern Belle Reject (Blair) dropped the baby bomb to Cole and Starr. Cole and Starr were ecstatic and showed their emotions by hugging on one another. Jbo and I were discussing this scene and we both decided that it would have been better if they would have had "our baby is alive" sex right there on the couch, regardless of which parental units were in the room. McPain dropped the bomb to Marcy and Michael. Then we had to listen to Marcy whine and scream about "her" baby. Just leave already! The Smarmy Pimp called Stacy the Skank that if she didn't give him his money her life was going to "go up in smoke". Rex walked in and the Skank whined about the money. Rex whipped out a duffle bag full of cash and offered to save the day. Stacy went on and on about how grateful she was and how she knows that their is a deeper meaning to Rex's assistance. Rex then got the idea in his head that he could trick the Smarmy Pimp somehow and headed off to the park to meet the pimp, sans cash. Stacy called the pimp and told him to hurry up and come over while Rex was gone. When he arrived, Stacy handed over the duffle bag and then asked the pimp to do her a favor. Meanwhile, Gigi and Schyler somehow got lab clearance and realized that the DNA tests showed that Stacy was a perfect match for Shane's. Schyler realized that it must be rigged somehow and he and Gigi pondered who could have been helping the Skank. Schyler put 1 and 1 together and realized that it was Hot Ass Kyle who was helping the Skank with her dirty deeds. Kyle then tricked some random guy into leaving the presence of the lab computer and Kyle did a little test tampering. Bess/Tess/Jess/Lochness spied on Nash's parents while they watched Viki's press conference on television. Nash's father wanted to call the police so J/B/T/L practically flew down the stairs and proceeded to weasle her way out of the po po call by making Nash's idiot parents feel sorry for her. Brody spent most of this episode questioning the car salesman and searching for J/B/T/L. At the end, Brody arrived at Nash's parents and.....Nothing. And that's why it's called Cliffhanger Friday folks!
Over in Port Charles, Carly's pregnancy libido was kickin into high gear, but Jax shot her down saying he didn't want to hurt her or the baby. But hurt her he did! Over at the hospital, Claudia and Jason were arguing and Sonny walked in and interrupted them telling them to save it for another day. As the three mobsters were visiting with Michael, Sonny stared on in a mix of shock and horror as Michael and Claudia the Clingy bonded big time. Ethan and Luke sat around chit chattin and taking shots. Robin, wearing a very cute little top, questioned Holly about her reasons for telling Ethan that Scorpio was his dad and therefore her brother. Maxie returned from her latest Crimson venture and made a bee line for Spinelli. He was not shy about his shock that she was faithful and behaved herself while she was gone. Then, they ran off to go extract data from Kate's stolen blackberry. This is all I've got because my son forced me to change the channel to Yo Gabba Gabba. Go figure figure.
Peace out my chicas. Spoiler blog will be posted later!
B&B upset me with its stupidity yesterday. Eric called an emergency meeting and asked everyone to come up with a plan to stop Bill from taking over Forrester Creations. Donna very dramatically busted out with "There's only one way to save this company!" which was followed by Eric saying "Well if you know of a way to save this company, it is your duty to tell us. Just tell us Skeletor." Ok. He didn't say Skeletor, but I sure wish he would. Anyway, what the hell is Skeletor going to do, tell everyone that she can save the company if she bangs the Ass God (Bill)? Gah! That doesn't even have a modicum of reality to it. The Saggy Sailor (Nick) and The Rug (Bridget) had sex throughout the show. I wish my DVR wasn't broken because I wanted to fast forward so bad the tips of my fingers were throbbing. Stephanie walked around L.A. talking smack to anyone who had the balls to talk to her. She is riding high on her new found freedom and I cannot say that I blame her. Bill thinks he's got something on her, but I fear that he is mistaken. The Ass God decided that he wants payback for all the shenanigans he has helped The Battle Ax (Stephanie) pull. I ponder if he'll ever get it.
OLTL was full of tear jerkers as Todd, Skankbrook, and Ms. Southern Belle Reject (Blair) dropped the baby bomb to Cole and Starr. Cole and Starr were ecstatic and showed their emotions by hugging on one another. Jbo and I were discussing this scene and we both decided that it would have been better if they would have had "our baby is alive" sex right there on the couch, regardless of which parental units were in the room. McPain dropped the bomb to Marcy and Michael. Then we had to listen to Marcy whine and scream about "her" baby. Just leave already! The Smarmy Pimp called Stacy the Skank that if she didn't give him his money her life was going to "go up in smoke". Rex walked in and the Skank whined about the money. Rex whipped out a duffle bag full of cash and offered to save the day. Stacy went on and on about how grateful she was and how she knows that their is a deeper meaning to Rex's assistance. Rex then got the idea in his head that he could trick the Smarmy Pimp somehow and headed off to the park to meet the pimp, sans cash. Stacy called the pimp and told him to hurry up and come over while Rex was gone. When he arrived, Stacy handed over the duffle bag and then asked the pimp to do her a favor. Meanwhile, Gigi and Schyler somehow got lab clearance and realized that the DNA tests showed that Stacy was a perfect match for Shane's. Schyler realized that it must be rigged somehow and he and Gigi pondered who could have been helping the Skank. Schyler put 1 and 1 together and realized that it was Hot Ass Kyle who was helping the Skank with her dirty deeds. Kyle then tricked some random guy into leaving the presence of the lab computer and Kyle did a little test tampering. Bess/Tess/Jess/Lochness spied on Nash's parents while they watched Viki's press conference on television. Nash's father wanted to call the police so J/B/T/L practically flew down the stairs and proceeded to weasle her way out of the po po call by making Nash's idiot parents feel sorry for her. Brody spent most of this episode questioning the car salesman and searching for J/B/T/L. At the end, Brody arrived at Nash's parents and.....Nothing. And that's why it's called Cliffhanger Friday folks!
Over in Port Charles, Carly's pregnancy libido was kickin into high gear, but Jax shot her down saying he didn't want to hurt her or the baby. But hurt her he did! Over at the hospital, Claudia and Jason were arguing and Sonny walked in and interrupted them telling them to save it for another day. As the three mobsters were visiting with Michael, Sonny stared on in a mix of shock and horror as Michael and Claudia the Clingy bonded big time. Ethan and Luke sat around chit chattin and taking shots. Robin, wearing a very cute little top, questioned Holly about her reasons for telling Ethan that Scorpio was his dad and therefore her brother. Maxie returned from her latest Crimson venture and made a bee line for Spinelli. He was not shy about his shock that she was faithful and behaved herself while she was gone. Then, they ran off to go extract data from Kate's stolen blackberry. This is all I've got because my son forced me to change the channel to Yo Gabba Gabba. Go figure figure.
Peace out my chicas. Spoiler blog will be posted later!
Friday, May 29, 2009
The Top 10 Reasons To Watch Soaps: Gigi and Jbo
Jbo and I decided that too many people lack the appreciation for the greatness of Soap Operas. Therefore, we compiled a list of what we believe are the top 10 reasons to watch soaps. They are as follows:
10. "The Moustache
Victor Newman and Jack Abbott hate one another. We all know that. But only true fans will know that Jack's little term of endearment for Victor,"The Moustache", goes back decades.
9. Split Personalities
Split personalities are quite common on soaps. However, No one does it better than OLTL's Bree Williamson. Bree portrays Bess, Tess, and Jess, all of whom are intertwined and have creepy conversations with one another. They even have their own individual fashion sense!
8.Spinelli Speak
Never in daytime has there been a code name king of Spinelli's caliber. I know I get a laugh! I'm sure the "Dark Knight", "Stone Cold", "Maximista", and the "Original Blond One" all do as well. Jbo and I did notice that Luke has his own code names for everyone....Maybe Spin is Luke's son too!
7. Who's Your Daddy Plotlines
Baby daddy drama is a constant on soaps. I think we all got used to the same old same old when it comes to this predictable storyline. Sharon Case showed us how lack of birth control during a manic swing can destroy half of a whole town and one of the most loved couples in daytime.
6. Long Lost Relatives
As unrealistic as these storylines are, they are one of the only avenues that Soap people can use to bring in new actors and old actors that are playing new versions of their old characters. We get that. So I have to ask: Was it really necessary for AMC to come up with this whole convoluted Krystal/Babe/Marissa storyline just to bring in the actress that plays Marissa? If you ask me, she likes like a toy dog of some kind.
5. Dopplegangers and Resurrections:
There are other methods of bringing back old actors as new characters, or just to have a crazy evil twin storyline. Take the case of Adam/Stuart. Stuart was killed so that David Canary could slow down and get better. Now, we will be subjected to annoying Whodunnit brewhaha for months....Victor Newman, Sheila Carter, & Stephano Dimera are examples of people who have been, on more that 2 occasions, have died so that their portrayer can work on other projects. When the actor is ready to return...BOOM...instant "Resurrection".
4. Serial Killers and Long Drawn Out Murder Mysteries
These two go hand in hand on soaps. OLTL fans have just been released from the grips of the KAD Killer Storyline. Powell broke out of the loony bin to reap havoc upon Todd for raping Marty and not accepting responsibility for his part in the crime. Powell did manage to stir up some dust in Llanview before being killed by John McPain.
3. Padded Cells
No soap opera set is exempt for the dreaded "padded cell" set. Whether the contraption is being used via mental hospital or via some sort of love dungeon is and always will be anybody's guess.
2. Cake Fights
We have all come to know and love our catfights and Katherine and Jill have been going at it since Central Park was a grass seed. After discovering that Katherine was not her mother after all, Jill crashed the wedding of Chloe and Billy and started to spew her venom at Katherine. After taking all she could, Katherine screamed out: "Forgive Me Chloe!" and then promptly removed a huge hunk of wedding cake and shoved it in Jill's face. This wedding will go down in history as the Cake Fight Debacle.
And *drum roll* last but not least:
1. Hot Sex: A Must in Natural Disasters and other Random Tragedies
I think we can all agree that soaps are like porn for chics. Having said that, regardless of how entertaining we may find it to be, these storylines take the cake in being the most ridiculous! The top two Natural Disaster Sex Addicts choices are:
Ryan Lavery: Ryan tends to get needy during bad weather. He needs a lot of coddling, holding, and humping.
Nicholas Newman: Nick will use anything, including his daughter Cassie's tragic death, to get a piece of ass. It is a proven fact.
Let me and jbo2231 what you think about our choices for top 10. I am always interested in what others have to say...If you have a top 10 idea, please share! You know where to find me....
10. "The Moustache
Victor Newman and Jack Abbott hate one another. We all know that. But only true fans will know that Jack's little term of endearment for Victor,"The Moustache", goes back decades.
9. Split Personalities
Split personalities are quite common on soaps. However, No one does it better than OLTL's Bree Williamson. Bree portrays Bess, Tess, and Jess, all of whom are intertwined and have creepy conversations with one another. They even have their own individual fashion sense!
8.Spinelli Speak
Never in daytime has there been a code name king of Spinelli's caliber. I know I get a laugh! I'm sure the "Dark Knight", "Stone Cold", "Maximista", and the "Original Blond One" all do as well. Jbo and I did notice that Luke has his own code names for everyone....Maybe Spin is Luke's son too!
7. Who's Your Daddy Plotlines
Baby daddy drama is a constant on soaps. I think we all got used to the same old same old when it comes to this predictable storyline. Sharon Case showed us how lack of birth control during a manic swing can destroy half of a whole town and one of the most loved couples in daytime.
6. Long Lost Relatives
As unrealistic as these storylines are, they are one of the only avenues that Soap people can use to bring in new actors and old actors that are playing new versions of their old characters. We get that. So I have to ask: Was it really necessary for AMC to come up with this whole convoluted Krystal/Babe/Marissa storyline just to bring in the actress that plays Marissa? If you ask me, she likes like a toy dog of some kind.
5. Dopplegangers and Resurrections:
There are other methods of bringing back old actors as new characters, or just to have a crazy evil twin storyline. Take the case of Adam/Stuart. Stuart was killed so that David Canary could slow down and get better. Now, we will be subjected to annoying Whodunnit brewhaha for months....Victor Newman, Sheila Carter, & Stephano Dimera are examples of people who have been, on more that 2 occasions, have died so that their portrayer can work on other projects. When the actor is ready to return...BOOM...instant "Resurrection".
4. Serial Killers and Long Drawn Out Murder Mysteries
These two go hand in hand on soaps. OLTL fans have just been released from the grips of the KAD Killer Storyline. Powell broke out of the loony bin to reap havoc upon Todd for raping Marty and not accepting responsibility for his part in the crime. Powell did manage to stir up some dust in Llanview before being killed by John McPain.
3. Padded Cells
No soap opera set is exempt for the dreaded "padded cell" set. Whether the contraption is being used via mental hospital or via some sort of love dungeon is and always will be anybody's guess.
2. Cake Fights
We have all come to know and love our catfights and Katherine and Jill have been going at it since Central Park was a grass seed. After discovering that Katherine was not her mother after all, Jill crashed the wedding of Chloe and Billy and started to spew her venom at Katherine. After taking all she could, Katherine screamed out: "Forgive Me Chloe!" and then promptly removed a huge hunk of wedding cake and shoved it in Jill's face. This wedding will go down in history as the Cake Fight Debacle.
And *drum roll* last but not least:
1. Hot Sex: A Must in Natural Disasters and other Random Tragedies
I think we can all agree that soaps are like porn for chics. Having said that, regardless of how entertaining we may find it to be, these storylines take the cake in being the most ridiculous! The top two Natural Disaster Sex Addicts choices are:
Ryan Lavery: Ryan tends to get needy during bad weather. He needs a lot of coddling, holding, and humping.
Nicholas Newman: Nick will use anything, including his daughter Cassie's tragic death, to get a piece of ass. It is a proven fact.
Let me and jbo2231 what you think about our choices for top 10. I am always interested in what others have to say...If you have a top 10 idea, please share! You know where to find me....
The Vein Against the World 5-29-09
This blog is coming a little late because I am a very busy woman. Regardless, Y&R was so good I'm going to need for you to listen to me bitch anyway. The episode started with more bonding between Phyllis and The Vein. The conversation was the same old same old, but the tears were genuine and I was torn! While telling her tales of woe, Phyllis told Jack that she loved Nick more than any man that she had ever loved. Here's a point. I think The Vein is running out of places in his back to STAB. Phyllis quickly realized the error of her ways, but it was too late. The Vein unleashed the tears and it was all over after that. He hooked up with Sharon and before she confess her brother bangin' ways, he confessed that he was already aware. Of course, The Vein kept all his anger inside and tried to assure Sharon that he was all about her and the baby. Nick showed up at Restless Style to "talk" to Phyllis and gently broke the baby news. Phyllis, god love her, even made me believe she was surprised by the news. She cried and Nick got that dumb ass look on his face that he gets every time he is in "trouble". We were also subjected to much talk about "Cassie's Prophecies". I could tell even Sharon Case felt like an idiot everytime she had to say it. Ashley woke up in agony and The Moustache called an ambulance. While they waited for it to arrive, Adam took it upon himself to offer his help in the event that anyone would want or need it. After she was rushed to the hospital, Ashley got the all clear from the doctors. Just when this appeared to be yet another Ashley false alarm, Adam somehow managed to slip out of the window, go the hospital, and slipped a Sabrina-esque photo album into Ashley's purse. She found it, freaked out, and The Moustache was "astounded" at the convenient arrival of the book. J.T. and Victoria were on. That needs to happen for often! (sans Victoria)
3 Key Points about this eppy:
1. Even Devon thinks Tyra is a skank.
2. Abby's side ponytail was a scary throwback to the late 80's.
3. Lily robbed Tyra at gun point and stole her weave.
Short Spoiler: Ashley will start a conversation with the Sabrina statue. I'll be damned if the cement bitch isn't going to talk back!
On B&B, Thomas and Rick got into an almost-brawl which was, of course, broken up by Ridge and the rest of the parental figures. Thomas did get in a good one: "Your family is a joke!" Yes Thomas, and we are ALL laughing. Brooke stuck up for Rick. Ridge and Taylor stuck up for Thomas. Taylor tried to convince Ridge to be with her some more, he continued to be convinced some more. Ridge argued with Brooke and came very close to spilling the marriage isn't legal beans. Nick and Bridget made me sick as Nick tried to do Bridget on the stairs and she told him she would rather talk. OK. I would rather they both die. That's just me. Stephanie somehow made her way to Brooke and spit out this little ditty: "What's the matter Brooke, did I hurt your feelings?"
Spoilers: Stephanie and Bill will soon butt heads. Um. I knew it was too good to last. Nick will warn Owen to stay away from Jackie. Owen will then high tail it over to Jackie for a booty call. Then, to make matters worse, Jackie and Owen will move into together. Eric and Stephanie will have a "moment" which will be witnessed by Donna. Bill will go to new lengths to get with Donna. My only question? What's Skeletor have that I don't have?
On AMC, J.R. and Scott discussed the guilt that Scott is harboring over Stuart's death. Kendall called Red-Liza a bitch. Then she got arrested. During this debacle, Ryan was on the other side of town, letting Erica blame him for the world's problems. After getting wind of Kendall's arrest, Erica went to Jesse and told him to arrest her little ass too. He didn't. Jake and Amanda bonded over the baby some more. At Stuart's funeral, Red Liza showed up and Colby called her a murderer and told her to leave. J.R. stuck up for her and told Colby to shut her whining trap. Those were not his exact words. During the funeral Tad got up and started singing, then the rest of the town started singing as well. Not only did I feel like I was in the twilight zone, but I also felt a little nauseated. Scott had some flashbacks of close moments between himself and Stuart. Looks like Amanda was about to go into labor. Erica confronted Red-Liza about her role in Kendall's arrest. For a hot second, I thought Erica was going to grab a stack of phone books to stand on and then promptly punch Red-Liza in the face. Alas....
Spoilers: Krystal will seek out Tad's assistance. Red-Liza will continue to look guilty. Ryan will confront Annie. Colby will accuse Red-Liza of murdering Stuart. Jake will hatch a scheme in order to pull a fast one over on David. Krystal will accuse David of Stuart's murder. She will tell Marissa to steer clear of him. Red-Liza and David will form an allicance.
On OLTL, Blair came insanely close to telling Starr that Hope was alive. Christian and Layla had some scenes involving some ugly ass art. All I heard was "blah blah blah blah blah". Michael and Marcy were still trying to get information from the funeral home who gave him the brush off. Cole and Skankbrook continued to bond over her refreshed memory. It really irritated me that Skankbrook kept looking at Cole's mouth when he talked. On soaps, that can only mean one thing....Todd and Viki discussed the arrival of Bess and Todd appeared to care. He eventually showed his true colors by staking claim to the child. Bess/Tess/Jess/Lochness argued out in the open in a public place in the middle of the daytime. No one found that strange? Bess finally arrived at the Parents Nash and announced to them that Nash was dead and that Chloe was their grandchild. After viewing Nash's parents in action, I found myself pondering if they had some serious mental issues of their own.
That is seriously all I got. I'm going to need myself to go to sleep. Peace!
3 Key Points about this eppy:
1. Even Devon thinks Tyra is a skank.
2. Abby's side ponytail was a scary throwback to the late 80's.
3. Lily robbed Tyra at gun point and stole her weave.
Short Spoiler: Ashley will start a conversation with the Sabrina statue. I'll be damned if the cement bitch isn't going to talk back!
On B&B, Thomas and Rick got into an almost-brawl which was, of course, broken up by Ridge and the rest of the parental figures. Thomas did get in a good one: "Your family is a joke!" Yes Thomas, and we are ALL laughing. Brooke stuck up for Rick. Ridge and Taylor stuck up for Thomas. Taylor tried to convince Ridge to be with her some more, he continued to be convinced some more. Ridge argued with Brooke and came very close to spilling the marriage isn't legal beans. Nick and Bridget made me sick as Nick tried to do Bridget on the stairs and she told him she would rather talk. OK. I would rather they both die. That's just me. Stephanie somehow made her way to Brooke and spit out this little ditty: "What's the matter Brooke, did I hurt your feelings?"
Spoilers: Stephanie and Bill will soon butt heads. Um. I knew it was too good to last. Nick will warn Owen to stay away from Jackie. Owen will then high tail it over to Jackie for a booty call. Then, to make matters worse, Jackie and Owen will move into together. Eric and Stephanie will have a "moment" which will be witnessed by Donna. Bill will go to new lengths to get with Donna. My only question? What's Skeletor have that I don't have?
On AMC, J.R. and Scott discussed the guilt that Scott is harboring over Stuart's death. Kendall called Red-Liza a bitch. Then she got arrested. During this debacle, Ryan was on the other side of town, letting Erica blame him for the world's problems. After getting wind of Kendall's arrest, Erica went to Jesse and told him to arrest her little ass too. He didn't. Jake and Amanda bonded over the baby some more. At Stuart's funeral, Red Liza showed up and Colby called her a murderer and told her to leave. J.R. stuck up for her and told Colby to shut her whining trap. Those were not his exact words. During the funeral Tad got up and started singing, then the rest of the town started singing as well. Not only did I feel like I was in the twilight zone, but I also felt a little nauseated. Scott had some flashbacks of close moments between himself and Stuart. Looks like Amanda was about to go into labor. Erica confronted Red-Liza about her role in Kendall's arrest. For a hot second, I thought Erica was going to grab a stack of phone books to stand on and then promptly punch Red-Liza in the face. Alas....
Spoilers: Krystal will seek out Tad's assistance. Red-Liza will continue to look guilty. Ryan will confront Annie. Colby will accuse Red-Liza of murdering Stuart. Jake will hatch a scheme in order to pull a fast one over on David. Krystal will accuse David of Stuart's murder. She will tell Marissa to steer clear of him. Red-Liza and David will form an allicance.
On OLTL, Blair came insanely close to telling Starr that Hope was alive. Christian and Layla had some scenes involving some ugly ass art. All I heard was "blah blah blah blah blah". Michael and Marcy were still trying to get information from the funeral home who gave him the brush off. Cole and Skankbrook continued to bond over her refreshed memory. It really irritated me that Skankbrook kept looking at Cole's mouth when he talked. On soaps, that can only mean one thing....Todd and Viki discussed the arrival of Bess and Todd appeared to care. He eventually showed his true colors by staking claim to the child. Bess/Tess/Jess/Lochness argued out in the open in a public place in the middle of the daytime. No one found that strange? Bess finally arrived at the Parents Nash and announced to them that Nash was dead and that Chloe was their grandchild. After viewing Nash's parents in action, I found myself pondering if they had some serious mental issues of their own.
That is seriously all I got. I'm going to need myself to go to sleep. Peace!
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Oh Morris! 5-27-09
Y&R was business as usual today. If the business is SCANDAL! It is quickly dawning on Jill that she really is in financial trouble and she went to ask Jack for a "bail out". Jack, still reeling over the Sharon and Billy news, told Jill that she has had her chance to play nice and to go "Ask the Moustache for help!" Jill made a bee line for Billy Bad Ass and upon finding him, asked him to talk to Jack for her. Billy semi-confessed to Jill about the current goings on telling her that this time "it's bad." Bad? Um. Correction. SCANDALOUS! Cut to Gloria and Jeffrey, who also realize that they are in dire need of some financial assistance. Their debt ever increasing, Jeffrey and Gloria went to Phyllis and asked her if they could rent the penthouse. I had to give Gloria an A for effort. She tried to quickly glaze over the fact that she and her hubby Jeffrey would be lacking in the 1st and last months rent. Phyllis is no dummy as we all know, and she told the broke ass couple that she would be doing things by the book. Gloria quickly covered again, assuring Phyllis that they would be more than willing to do things right. Translation: Gloria thinks she can pull a fast one on Phyllis. I think NOT. Gloria thinks she's good at being bad. NEWS FLASH: The good ones don't get caught. Repeatedly. Back at Billy's, Jill discovered that Chloe and Delia had left and although she didn't know the deets, she instinctively knew it was Billy's fault. Billy was offended at this. At the Chancellor mansion, Raul was saying his goodbyes to Mac and Chloe was lurking around checking her phone for messages from Billy. Mac tried to force a repeat performance of the bonding session she had with Chloe the other day, but Chloe responded by saying "This is all your fault." No. I'm pretty sure it's all Chloe's fault, but hey, what the hell do I know? Billy did call Chloe, but her messages were not to her liking. Quite frankly, they were not to my liking either. Too bad it's real hard to stay mad at Billy. Jack had some more drinks and had another conversation with Ghost John. Then he went to Phyllis and told her that he wanted to talk about Sharon's baby. Olivia went to see Ashley. After having a conversation in which Olivia placated Ashley, Olivia went to Victor and basically stabbed her best friend in the back. Adam was, of course, lurking around ready to jam the proverbial knife into Ashley's back a little further. Adam then woke up to what was obviously a miscarriage scare. I don't even like Ashley and I am starting to feel bad for her.
B&B wasn't too exciting today. However, I must note that Mega Slut Barbie must have smelled the new meat in town, because she sure followed the Armani scent all the way to the Ass God's office. I was completely un-surprised when she flirted with Ass God and he flirted in return. I am starting to think that the Ass God would flirt with a rock if he thought he could get something out of it. The Ass God proceeded to let the Mega Slut think that she had the upper hand and allowed her to do her own podcast in which she slammed Stephanie and Taylor. Stephanie was enjoying a meal with Bizarro Ken and Numb Lips McGee (Taylor) and the two ladies were trying to convince Bizarro to "come over to the dark side" and help them take down the Logans. Stephanie seemed extra happy to be able to scheme freely and left the two stupids remaining at the table. Taylor then insulted Mega Slut and suprised me with this little gem: "You were so much happier when you were with me. Come back to me Ridge." I guess I shouldn't have been surprised; however, I must admit I am surprised every time Numb Lips acts assertive. Ridge got that look on his face that tells me that he already has "gone back to her", at least in his brainless head.
The citizens of Llanview never cease to amaze me. When we left off yesterday, Rex was confronting Stacy the Skank about the smarmy pimp and his $20k. I thought that maybe, just maybe, Rex was going to see the light, but by the end of today's eppy, the b*tch had convinced King Baby (Rex's new nickname) that Smarmy was picking on her. Schyler was still trying to convince Gigi that he was telling her the truth about the Skank's true role, or lack there of, in Shane's bone marrow transplant. Their conversation was rife with entertainment and after Gigi told Schyler that he was "insane" and that what he was saying was "impossible", he responded by saying one of my favorite phrases: "I know, right?!" Blair and Todd bonded some more. Blair wasn't the only one bondin'. Over at Skankbrooks, McPain and Skankbrook discussed "paper airplanes" because apparently they have some significance that I am supposed to know about. Um. I draw a blank. You are never going to hear me say this again but McPain and Skankbrook had a very HOT moment today. And that's all I am going to say about that. Todd went to visit Tea who woke up. Even with her bruised up condition, she managed to be a smart ass, telling Todd "it sounds like you're starting to care about me..." followed by "hee, hee, hee, hee". Upon learning that Tea was awake, Blair rushed to be by her new besty's side. This move, of course, was a ploy to get the rest of Tea's secrets out of her proverbial closet. I'm just guessing, but I think the "big secret" is that Tea has breast cancer. Can't think of anything else that is storyline worthy....
GH was so good today, I thought I was watching a different show. I literally checked my cable guide. Anyway, let us begin with Claudia the Clingy. The show began with her whining and crying and yelling at Johnny. Johnny yelled at her back, pointing out that she is a selfish creature who deserves little redemption. Then, we were privy to Claudia yelling at the Eel (Ric) and the Eel telling Claudia that they would be good together. Yes Eel. We know you are leaving...hows about you take that clingy b*tch with you! Jax visited Michael in the hospital and they traded smart ass insults for a while. Lulu, who was also sporting the Cleavage, also visited Michael and they bonded over hospital cheeseburgers. Sonny tried to talk Olivia and the Cleavage out of getting involved with Johnny. Olivia told him to mind his own business and that she would sleep with whoever she wanted too. Later, Sonny went to Johnny and they fought over Olivia and the Cleavage. After her confrontation with Sonny, Olivia decided to tell Jax about her relationship with Johnny before someone else did. Jax questioned Olivia and the Cleavage for a moment, followed by "hey, I'm not judging..." Cut to Ric and Claudia, who were STILL arguing and trading nasty insults when Sonny came in and said "Ric, what the hell are you doing in my house again?" Ric wormed his way out of the tense situation while Claudia looked on in pinched up face horror. Johnny and Olivia then met up, kissed, and the Olivia and the Cleavage promplty left, leaving Johnny and little Johnny hanging. No pun intended. Or was it? Anyway, Lucky and Nikolas argued over Nu-old Emily. Liz confronted Nu-old Emily and called her out on her Bizarro Emily ways, including the purple blouse she has been sporting for 3 days. Alexis tried to enlist the help of the Mayor to take down Nu-Old Emily and Helena and he tried to enlist Alexis into bed. She responded by saying this: "I think you need a lesson on how this works. I have a gift for attracting psychopaths." You think? Robin finally bonded with Emma today. I cried. She bonded with Patrick. I cried. Finally, Robin told Emma that Patrick was a good daddy while Patrick listened in the doorway. I cried some more. And when I say cry, I mean mascara down the face cry.
That's all I got. I can type no more....
B&B wasn't too exciting today. However, I must note that Mega Slut Barbie must have smelled the new meat in town, because she sure followed the Armani scent all the way to the Ass God's office. I was completely un-surprised when she flirted with Ass God and he flirted in return. I am starting to think that the Ass God would flirt with a rock if he thought he could get something out of it. The Ass God proceeded to let the Mega Slut think that she had the upper hand and allowed her to do her own podcast in which she slammed Stephanie and Taylor. Stephanie was enjoying a meal with Bizarro Ken and Numb Lips McGee (Taylor) and the two ladies were trying to convince Bizarro to "come over to the dark side" and help them take down the Logans. Stephanie seemed extra happy to be able to scheme freely and left the two stupids remaining at the table. Taylor then insulted Mega Slut and suprised me with this little gem: "You were so much happier when you were with me. Come back to me Ridge." I guess I shouldn't have been surprised; however, I must admit I am surprised every time Numb Lips acts assertive. Ridge got that look on his face that tells me that he already has "gone back to her", at least in his brainless head.
The citizens of Llanview never cease to amaze me. When we left off yesterday, Rex was confronting Stacy the Skank about the smarmy pimp and his $20k. I thought that maybe, just maybe, Rex was going to see the light, but by the end of today's eppy, the b*tch had convinced King Baby (Rex's new nickname) that Smarmy was picking on her. Schyler was still trying to convince Gigi that he was telling her the truth about the Skank's true role, or lack there of, in Shane's bone marrow transplant. Their conversation was rife with entertainment and after Gigi told Schyler that he was "insane" and that what he was saying was "impossible", he responded by saying one of my favorite phrases: "I know, right?!" Blair and Todd bonded some more. Blair wasn't the only one bondin'. Over at Skankbrooks, McPain and Skankbrook discussed "paper airplanes" because apparently they have some significance that I am supposed to know about. Um. I draw a blank. You are never going to hear me say this again but McPain and Skankbrook had a very HOT moment today. And that's all I am going to say about that. Todd went to visit Tea who woke up. Even with her bruised up condition, she managed to be a smart ass, telling Todd "it sounds like you're starting to care about me..." followed by "hee, hee, hee, hee". Upon learning that Tea was awake, Blair rushed to be by her new besty's side. This move, of course, was a ploy to get the rest of Tea's secrets out of her proverbial closet. I'm just guessing, but I think the "big secret" is that Tea has breast cancer. Can't think of anything else that is storyline worthy....
GH was so good today, I thought I was watching a different show. I literally checked my cable guide. Anyway, let us begin with Claudia the Clingy. The show began with her whining and crying and yelling at Johnny. Johnny yelled at her back, pointing out that she is a selfish creature who deserves little redemption. Then, we were privy to Claudia yelling at the Eel (Ric) and the Eel telling Claudia that they would be good together. Yes Eel. We know you are leaving...hows about you take that clingy b*tch with you! Jax visited Michael in the hospital and they traded smart ass insults for a while. Lulu, who was also sporting the Cleavage, also visited Michael and they bonded over hospital cheeseburgers. Sonny tried to talk Olivia and the Cleavage out of getting involved with Johnny. Olivia told him to mind his own business and that she would sleep with whoever she wanted too. Later, Sonny went to Johnny and they fought over Olivia and the Cleavage. After her confrontation with Sonny, Olivia decided to tell Jax about her relationship with Johnny before someone else did. Jax questioned Olivia and the Cleavage for a moment, followed by "hey, I'm not judging..." Cut to Ric and Claudia, who were STILL arguing and trading nasty insults when Sonny came in and said "Ric, what the hell are you doing in my house again?" Ric wormed his way out of the tense situation while Claudia looked on in pinched up face horror. Johnny and Olivia then met up, kissed, and the Olivia and the Cleavage promplty left, leaving Johnny and little Johnny hanging. No pun intended. Or was it? Anyway, Lucky and Nikolas argued over Nu-old Emily. Liz confronted Nu-old Emily and called her out on her Bizarro Emily ways, including the purple blouse she has been sporting for 3 days. Alexis tried to enlist the help of the Mayor to take down Nu-Old Emily and Helena and he tried to enlist Alexis into bed. She responded by saying this: "I think you need a lesson on how this works. I have a gift for attracting psychopaths." You think? Robin finally bonded with Emma today. I cried. She bonded with Patrick. I cried. Finally, Robin told Emma that Patrick was a good daddy while Patrick listened in the doorway. I cried some more. And when I say cry, I mean mascara down the face cry.
That's all I got. I can type no more....
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Jack's Veins & Sharon's Shenanigans 5-26-09
I need to start off by saying that I love me some Sharon Newman Abbott. However, she was irking the mess out of me today. Upon learning that his wife had banged the snot out of his kid brother's nose, Jack was understandably upset. He confronted Billy and after screaming so hard his veins got a sore throat, promptly told his brother that he would never forgive him for this. I want to give some props to both Peter Bergman and Billy Miller for their perfomances today. Billy really looked like he wanted to cry and run into the nearest closet to hide. Enter Sharon and Chloe, who could tell that something was going on. They both seem to instinctively know not to ask what the spat was about. After Chloe grabbed Billy's chain and dragged him home, Sharon tried to talk to Jack. Jack was in a state of shock and disbelief. Sharon tried to coax him into confiding in her and then acted like he was being a pain in her ass because he wasn't as happy as she wanted him to be. This earns her the Bitch award for the day. Chloe and Billy went home and Billy thought it would be a great idea to continue his abuse towards my favorite fashionista. I beg to differ! Chloe quickly packed up Delia and moved out. Mac and Raul informed Billy that they were getting hitched. Ray Charles could have seen the pain in Billy's eyes. Speaking of blind people...Adam was up to his never ending misdeeds at the Newman Ranch today. Ashley and Victor have no idea that they are on candid camera. I must make a confession. Watching Ashley makes me want to rip out my eyeballs and feed them to the dog, and listening to her voice makes me want to cut off my own ears and flush them down the toilet. Regardless, Ashley let out a blood curtling scream after discovering Adam's latest gift. Adam walked around acting like he was on her side. After everything that happened in real life last week, I have to say that watching Adam just wasn't the same. Tell me how you feel on twitter because I sure want to know what you ladies are thinking! Any thoughts I had of boycotting Adam scenes were eliminated however when I thought that Ashley was going to bust Adam...but alas! Adam thrilled me by hiding under the bed. Now, if we could just get Ashley to crawl under there with him....and then promptly disappear, that would be great! Jill and Nina happened upon one another at Phillip III's grave and they discussed the good ole days. I know some of you think that Nina is in on the low down dirty Cane shame, I think she is just as clueless as she has always been.
2 things:
1. Nina asked Jill why a 3rd DNA test was never taken. Jill responded by saying that a 3rd test hadn't been necessary. Hmmm. More foreshadowing. What does it all mean?
2. Phillip III is a bartender. Now I see the connection.
It's unanimous....Tyra is the most hated woman on daytime.
On OLTL today, Schyler confronted Gigi with the facts about Stacy. I know what's coming so I have to say that this is a good thing. Gigi actually looked cute today..so I will just leave her alone today. Rex explained the whole Bess/Tess/Jess/Lochness debacle to Stacy. It made me laugh when Stacy acted like she couldn't believe that people could stoop so low. Rex rejected all of Stacy's requests to go do something together. Stacy pretended to have a job interview so she could go and bail Kyle's hot ass out of jail. While she was gone, the smarmy pimp, Stan, showed up and told Rex about the $20K. When Stacy arrived from her fuex interview, Rex confronted her with the pimp juice. Bess/Jess/Tess/Lochness was busy talking amongst herself while also carrying on a conversation with Hope/Chloe. Now that's what I call multitasking. It finally dawned on Viki today that Brody might acually be able to help Jessica. Um. It's a little late for that.
General Hospital was a scream fest today. Edward screamed at Sonny. Sonny screamed at Edward. Edward screamed at Carly. Carly screamed at Sonny. You get my point. Finally, Michael had enough and he did what we all wanted to do: He screamed at them all and told them to shut the hell up. Later, Jason and Michael bonded some more. Hmmmm. Robyn and Patrick went on a cute date. For a hot second, I wished Dr. Patrick was my husband. But when I snapped back to reality, I ran downstairs to my bedroom, looked inside, and damned if my husband wasn't sitting in his usual spot playing the usual video game. Damn the luck. Johnny, Olivia, and the Cleavage were front and center today. GH is much discussed on Twitter and I must say that the most talked about topic of conversation during today's episode was the Cleavage. Anyhoo, Jolivia is a couple I think I could seriously become addicted to. Maxie did what she does best: want what she can't have while lying to The Jackal about her true feelings. Fake-but-not-aussie Ethan yelled at Holly. Luke yelled at Holly. Last but not least...I had the displeasure of viewing the botched pre-schooler art work that was Lulu's hair and make up.
And with all that...I am finally done! C-ya on the flip ladies!
2 things:
1. Nina asked Jill why a 3rd DNA test was never taken. Jill responded by saying that a 3rd test hadn't been necessary. Hmmm. More foreshadowing. What does it all mean?
2. Phillip III is a bartender. Now I see the connection.
It's unanimous....Tyra is the most hated woman on daytime.
On OLTL today, Schyler confronted Gigi with the facts about Stacy. I know what's coming so I have to say that this is a good thing. Gigi actually looked cute today..so I will just leave her alone today. Rex explained the whole Bess/Tess/Jess/Lochness debacle to Stacy. It made me laugh when Stacy acted like she couldn't believe that people could stoop so low. Rex rejected all of Stacy's requests to go do something together. Stacy pretended to have a job interview so she could go and bail Kyle's hot ass out of jail. While she was gone, the smarmy pimp, Stan, showed up and told Rex about the $20K. When Stacy arrived from her fuex interview, Rex confronted her with the pimp juice. Bess/Jess/Tess/Lochness was busy talking amongst herself while also carrying on a conversation with Hope/Chloe. Now that's what I call multitasking. It finally dawned on Viki today that Brody might acually be able to help Jessica. Um. It's a little late for that.
General Hospital was a scream fest today. Edward screamed at Sonny. Sonny screamed at Edward. Edward screamed at Carly. Carly screamed at Sonny. You get my point. Finally, Michael had enough and he did what we all wanted to do: He screamed at them all and told them to shut the hell up. Later, Jason and Michael bonded some more. Hmmmm. Robyn and Patrick went on a cute date. For a hot second, I wished Dr. Patrick was my husband. But when I snapped back to reality, I ran downstairs to my bedroom, looked inside, and damned if my husband wasn't sitting in his usual spot playing the usual video game. Damn the luck. Johnny, Olivia, and the Cleavage were front and center today. GH is much discussed on Twitter and I must say that the most talked about topic of conversation during today's episode was the Cleavage. Anyhoo, Jolivia is a couple I think I could seriously become addicted to. Maxie did what she does best: want what she can't have while lying to The Jackal about her true feelings. Fake-but-not-aussie Ethan yelled at Holly. Luke yelled at Holly. Last but not least...I had the displeasure of viewing the botched pre-schooler art work that was Lulu's hair and make up.
And with all that...I am finally done! C-ya on the flip ladies!
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