Today was a whole lot of crying from Phyllis. Michelle Stafford is excellent when she has to show raw emotion.
Sharon continues to tell herself that she is some kind of martyr or something. We all know the truth: Sharon only thinks about Sharon. After telling Jack that the baby was his, Mary Jane spilled the beans to Phyllis. Phyllis, in turn, spilled the news to Nick.
I'll be damned if we weren't subjected to Nick suddenly praying to Cassie and God. He even had the nerve to question Cassie about her "broken promises". GAH! He ran home to Sharon, who reiterated what Phyllis had told him. Sharon decided that it was a perfect time to change the subject.
Mary Jane walked around as if she had nothing to do with anything. It was seriously pissing me off! Victor found out through Jeffery's phone that people are on to the connection between them. Jeffery attempted to blackmail Victor. I would almost bet that it made you laugh as well! Mary Jane is a lot of things, but a high paid hooker is just not one of them. Jack doesn't give her a dime! Victor warned MJ to be more careful. He informed Jeffery and Gloria that they barked up the wrong proverbial tree. I have to agree!
B&B:
I thought that today's eppy would be filled with more Nidget lovin, but I was wrong. I had to watch Nidget, but it was only for a short minute or two.
Ridge finally told Brooke he did the nasty with Dr. Lips. Brooke was visibly upset and ran to Taylor's. She busted into the Dr. Lips home, and with Stephanie present, proceeded to go the hell off! I thought there may be some bitch slapping coming from several directions. However, all we got was name calling and accusations. That works for me, it's great to see B&B break bad on some old school.
Owen rinally revealed to Jackie that he wants to get married in Hawaii or not. I don't care when they get married because they will NOT be married for long. I can almost guarantee it.
That's all I have for today!
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
Wow Those Crazy Plot Twists
Y&R started off with Sharon whining to Cassie and God and I guess whoever will listen to her. Sharon was busy worrying about whether or not Nick is the one for her, blah-blah-blah.
Jack was all kinds of worried about the test results that will prove the maybe-baby's paternity. Mary Jane dropped by for another meaningless booty call. Jack couldn't keep his snake eye on the MJ ball. And she told him if he would take a raincheck. Ugh. Jack basically said "If you are okay with me using the hell out of you, then sure! Let's hook up later."
When we last saw Chloe, she had just interrupted Mac and Billy's almost sex. Today, she shared verbal bitch slaps with Billy in an effort to figure out what Billy really wants. How can Chloe find out if Billy doesn't even know?
Victor and Ashley argued today and Victor was making decisions for her that were not his call to make. She pointed this out and fed him some bullshit that would shut the Moustache up.
If Victor had been aware of what was going upstairs in Moustache Manor, the argument with Ashley would have been nothing. DAMFRAFE didn't waste anytime and Adam played ass bandit for a little while. When he was done with Rafe, he asked him to leave. Then, Adam called Heather and ashed her to come over for a booty call. She came, they did it, she left. Not much ado about it!
Phick almost looked as if they might kiss today; however, we were treated to a hug instead. I think this may be I want after all. I want Phick! And I want the PTB to destroy Shick forever. Oh yeah. I prefer that the PTB also destroy Sharon while they are at it. When this storyline started, I was rooting for Shick. After 2 months of Sharon's bull, I can take no more. I have always love Phyllis as well, so I am allowed to change sides!
B&B was more of the same as Ridge struggled to reveal all, and just couldn't get around to it. More of Nidget having mushy talk and even mushier sex. More Owen plotting behind Jackie's back. That is about all that happened today.
If every episode included this guy, I would just watch it more!
Blog at you all tomorrow!
Jack was all kinds of worried about the test results that will prove the maybe-baby's paternity. Mary Jane dropped by for another meaningless booty call. Jack couldn't keep his snake eye on the MJ ball. And she told him if he would take a raincheck. Ugh. Jack basically said "If you are okay with me using the hell out of you, then sure! Let's hook up later."
When we last saw Chloe, she had just interrupted Mac and Billy's almost sex. Today, she shared verbal bitch slaps with Billy in an effort to figure out what Billy really wants. How can Chloe find out if Billy doesn't even know?
Victor and Ashley argued today and Victor was making decisions for her that were not his call to make. She pointed this out and fed him some bullshit that would shut the Moustache up.
If Victor had been aware of what was going upstairs in Moustache Manor, the argument with Ashley would have been nothing. DAMFRAFE didn't waste anytime and Adam played ass bandit for a little while. When he was done with Rafe, he asked him to leave. Then, Adam called Heather and ashed her to come over for a booty call. She came, they did it, she left. Not much ado about it!
Phick almost looked as if they might kiss today; however, we were treated to a hug instead. I think this may be I want after all. I want Phick! And I want the PTB to destroy Shick forever. Oh yeah. I prefer that the PTB also destroy Sharon while they are at it. When this storyline started, I was rooting for Shick. After 2 months of Sharon's bull, I can take no more. I have always love Phyllis as well, so I am allowed to change sides!
B&B was more of the same as Ridge struggled to reveal all, and just couldn't get around to it. More of Nidget having mushy talk and even mushier sex. More Owen plotting behind Jackie's back. That is about all that happened today.
If every episode included this guy, I would just watch it more!
Blog at you all tomorrow!
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Spoiler Additions New!
I got wind of some good stuff so I have decided to post this entry and share the info with you too!
Y&R:
Phyllis will be arrested for neglect because she left the trash alone with Summer. Boo to that, I must say!
Phillip IV will turn out love men and will soon get all kinds of intertwined between Damrafe.
Damrafe is the latest squish name for a romantically linked Adam and Rafe.
After revealing his "true feelings" to Rafe, Adam will call Heather over for a bracelet booty call.
It is finally official! Mary Jane is Patty Williams. From now on we all must call her Patty and the Pussy!
Devon's never really seen girlfriend will make an appearance and say her usual 2-3 supporting, smiling lines.
Crazy Mary Jane will eavesdrop and indavertently find out that Jack is the "baby's daddy" which we all know that he is not.
Cane will receive his latest DNA test results. Um. Didn't he use Phillip's blood for all that?
Summer may have brain damage.
Sharon is kind of relieved that Jack will be such a good father to "Faith". Ugh.
B&B:
Melissa Rivers will appear, playing herself. That shouldn't be too difficult.
Apparently, the upcoming fashion show is actually going to be duel. Forrester against Jackie M.
Jackowen's trip to Hawaii is one of convenience. Convenient for Owen who lets Bridget in on his plan to marry Jackie while they were there!
Bridget runs like a giant douche and tells Nick and of course, he will vow to stop the damn wedding. Another friendship between Brooke and Stephanie is on the horizon. To bad this has already happened about 7 times and the bitches have proven that such a bond is impossible.
AMC:
Amanda will meet Red-Liza's baby, but she will not recognize him as her own.
Erica will tell Adam that she's got big dirt on his new girlfriend, Annie.
Randi will be in a physical confrontation (my guess is DA Henry) and Jesse will save her from her attacker.
Alicia Minshew continues to be the favorite actress still according to Soap Opera Digest, with Thorsten as favorite actor AND the two of them as favorite couple.
GH:
Coleman the bartender is reportedly coming back soon. I think we all like that news!
As I previously reported, Robin has a new suspect. I suspect that it will be someone close to her. Could it be Mac or Dr. Patrick? I guess Mac!
Jason will taken into custody by the PCPD and Diane will be brought in to save his behind, as usual.
Carly and Sonny will agree for once and ship Mobster Michael to the Quartermaine's. As soon as he gets there, he wants to leave. Go figure.
I reported earlier that Spinelli would reject Maxie's affections. Now I know why! He wants to court her the old fashioned way. I'm not sure that Maxie is down for anything old fashioned. Jason and Johnny will definitely be teaming up again in the very near future!
All will soon know about the true identify of Zaccara thug Dominic. Dante will then ask Johnny the Hottie for help, who will flatly reject him.
Johnny will start to notice that Olivia and "The Cleavage" are still not over Sonny.
Watch closely for Jason to chase Claudia into traffic with a gun and Claudia get ran over by a hit and run driver. Should be entertaining, for me at least.
OLTL:
Rex will continue the Morasco Fiasco by pretending to choose Stacy over Gigi until they can find Stacy's hidden stash of blood. Gross.
A new character is coming to Llanview. A young lady named Kimberly will be interacting with Rex and Gigi and all their followers.
Apparently, Kyle and Fish did some expirementing in college and the Fish-dating-Layla debacle is unsettling to Kyle (and Christian)!
Markko will try to convince his parents to attend a dinner party that will be thrown by Dorian. Dorian had trouble convincing the other intended guests to come as well. The guests included Moe, Shaun, Viki, and Charlie. Um. Good luck with that!
O.K. folks! That's all I've got for today! Until next time!
Friday, June 26, 2009
AMC Spoilers 6-26-09
AMC:
Tad will be forced to assist in Jake's baby scheme while still trying to get Jake to confess all to Amanda.
Liza will continue to be paranoid about Amanda recognizing her own baby.
Ryan thinks Annie is the one that killed Stuart. I read along time ago that she won't be, but you never know!
Somehow, Ryan will mess up Kendall's case right and proper. Kendall's life will suddenly get even worse.
Zach bugs Madison for info.
Randi will threaten D.A. Henry. The two will make some kind of deal.
Erica and Annie will continue to outwit one another. This should be good!
Kendall will become scared and do something crazy. Does this mean she will be jumping bail?
OLTL:
John will help Cole by offering to go back to the station if Bo helps Cole avoid his scheduled prison time by going "under cover" to help bust Asher.
Jared and Natalie will get some donor info out of Kyle.
Rex will tell Gigi that no matter what happened, he was with Stacy now.
Rex will tell Stacy that he didn't mention their tryst. The he will high tail it Gigi and give her a big old fashioned kiss.
Todd will be forced to sign the consent form for Cole and Starr courtesy of Tea's tape recorder. I assure you he has no intentions of leaving Cole be. None.
Stacy will get an unannounced, and probobly unwanted, guest.
Nora will ask Bo to go on a date with her and Clint. Hmmmm. Interesting!
Natalie and Jared want revenge agains those who participated in the Rex and Gigi debacle.
Brody will continue to support Jessica.
Todd and Tea will have sex. Anyone else NOT surprised?!
Stacy will go back to doing things her way. That is scary.
Rex and Gigi apparently have synced decoder rings because they will be reunited, leaving Stacy holding herself. I am sure a psychotic break is sure to follow.
Blair will be jealous of the relationship that her ex has with Tea.
Starr and Cole prepare to get married.
GH:
Ethan will spy on Nikolas and Rebecca while making a series of grimacing faces. Then he will accuse her of loving Nikolas in real time! We all know this to be true, why doesn't he?
Rebecca and Alexis will join forces.
Alexis will be exposed in public! Kristina is determined to never forgive her.
Edward makes an offer to Jason, who rejects it quickly.
Maxie will try to have sex with Spinelli; however, he will reject her advances. Ouch.
Carly will let Sonny on the Michael/Quartermaine living situation.
Jason and Sonny will continue to bump heads over what is best for Michael.
Jax will make a play at blackmailing Claudia. But, sadly, he will fail.
Sonny has an epiphany about Michael.
Jason will also come to an epiphany about Michael.
Robin and Dr. Patrick will start to wonder if they made a mistake, and Robin will place the murder wrap on someone else.
Dominic will be on a mission to see Kristina. He obviously thinks she can help him in some way.
Carly gets some good news for a change.
Ethan will drop a bombshell on Lulu's head while making grimacing facial expressions.
That is all I have for you at this time. Tomorrow I will have more....so be waiting for it!
Tad will be forced to assist in Jake's baby scheme while still trying to get Jake to confess all to Amanda.
Liza will continue to be paranoid about Amanda recognizing her own baby.
Ryan thinks Annie is the one that killed Stuart. I read along time ago that she won't be, but you never know!
Somehow, Ryan will mess up Kendall's case right and proper. Kendall's life will suddenly get even worse.
Zach bugs Madison for info.
Randi will threaten D.A. Henry. The two will make some kind of deal.
Erica and Annie will continue to outwit one another. This should be good!
Kendall will become scared and do something crazy. Does this mean she will be jumping bail?
OLTL:
John will help Cole by offering to go back to the station if Bo helps Cole avoid his scheduled prison time by going "under cover" to help bust Asher.
Jared and Natalie will get some donor info out of Kyle.
Rex will tell Gigi that no matter what happened, he was with Stacy now.
Rex will tell Stacy that he didn't mention their tryst. The he will high tail it Gigi and give her a big old fashioned kiss.
Todd will be forced to sign the consent form for Cole and Starr courtesy of Tea's tape recorder. I assure you he has no intentions of leaving Cole be. None.
Stacy will get an unannounced, and probobly unwanted, guest.
Nora will ask Bo to go on a date with her and Clint. Hmmmm. Interesting!
Natalie and Jared want revenge agains those who participated in the Rex and Gigi debacle.
Brody will continue to support Jessica.
Todd and Tea will have sex. Anyone else NOT surprised?!
Stacy will go back to doing things her way. That is scary.
Rex and Gigi apparently have synced decoder rings because they will be reunited, leaving Stacy holding herself. I am sure a psychotic break is sure to follow.
Blair will be jealous of the relationship that her ex has with Tea.
Starr and Cole prepare to get married.
GH:
Ethan will spy on Nikolas and Rebecca while making a series of grimacing faces. Then he will accuse her of loving Nikolas in real time! We all know this to be true, why doesn't he?
Rebecca and Alexis will join forces.
Alexis will be exposed in public! Kristina is determined to never forgive her.
Edward makes an offer to Jason, who rejects it quickly.
Maxie will try to have sex with Spinelli; however, he will reject her advances. Ouch.
Carly will let Sonny on the Michael/Quartermaine living situation.
Jason and Sonny will continue to bump heads over what is best for Michael.
Jax will make a play at blackmailing Claudia. But, sadly, he will fail.
Sonny has an epiphany about Michael.
Jason will also come to an epiphany about Michael.
Robin and Dr. Patrick will start to wonder if they made a mistake, and Robin will place the murder wrap on someone else.
Dominic will be on a mission to see Kristina. He obviously thinks she can help him in some way.
Carly gets some good news for a change.
Ethan will drop a bombshell on Lulu's head while making grimacing facial expressions.
That is all I have for you at this time. Tomorrow I will have more....so be waiting for it!
Y&R and B&B: WTF? and Spoilers 6-26-09
Y&R started off with Shick discussing the lemaybe baby's paternity. Charlotte arrived at Restless Style with Summer in tow. Mary Jane was present and plotting. Summer brought home some cookies with peanuts them. Phyllis flipped out and threw the cookies in the trash. Jack showed up and Phyllis asked him they could talk and left Summer alone with Mary Jane. Mary Jane fished the damn peanut filled cookies out of the trash and fed one to Summer. Jack left to go use Mary Jane for sex and when leaving, Mary Jane kissed Summer on the lips for a hot minute and left. When Phyllis went looking for Summer, she found her passed out on the floor.
Adam was up to his usual b.s. today. He investigated Mary Jane. He talked to a picture of his mother Hope. Rafe showed up at Moustache Manor and accused Adam of setting up Estella. At the end of the show, Adam grabbed Rafe's face, leaned in, and confessed that he had feelings for him. For now it's a ploy, but I have a feeling it will lead to more.
Chloe talked to Delia a lot today. She talked about Billy and then tried to call him. His voice mail picked up. It picked up because Billy set up a dinner for Mac in yet another attempt to be with her. Mac called him out on it; but she didn't mean word of it. So, it was crap. They ate, then they moved to the bed and Mac climbed on top of him and then.....Chloe was at the door, ready to spread maybe-baby joy in front of Mac. Finding out about the maybe-baby really affected Monotone Mac and she bolted from the room.
We were subjected to more mushy Shick talk and then the happy pair went to the GCAC and ran into the Moustache. He made this comment to Sharon: "You look lovely, glowing like Ashley". Sharon ran off to something meaningless and Nick and Victor discussed the Cassie predictions. Victor basically told Nick that dreams do not always come true. Oh! Sharon had gone to get the paternity results at the doctor's office. She called Nick but said she wasn't going to open it without him. She did anyway. Nick is the father. Sharon went to the nearest church and had a 10 minute conversation with her deceased daughter.
SPOILERS:
Chloe and Mac will run into each other after the almost sex debacle with Billy. The will discuss and Billy and love and I am sure it will turn into a giant bitch fest.
Billy will give up on his pursuit of Mac.
Katherine will be rushed to the hospital for some unknow reason and Murphy will call Billy rushes there with Mac right behind him and she witnesses his love for Katherine. She wants to get back together w/ Billy. The reunite, however, they keep it on the down low for obvious reasons.
Mary Jane's true identity will be revealed next week and I know we all know who it is.
After Sharon tells Nick that the maybe-baby is Jack's, Jack will find out that Nick is really the father.
Paul and Nikki will have some problems, big and small, that will put a dent in their wedding plans. Wonder if Mary Jane is involved in these problems?
Phillip III will finally return to Genoa City to deal with the fam. I am most interested in seeing Jill's reaction.
Adam will drive Ashley even more insane. Damn! It's already a short enough drive!
B&B:
I cannot recap B&B today because nothing happened but Nidg sex and Ridge getting interrupted every time he tried to talk to Brooke. I left the room for 1 or 2 minutes and when I returned, I learned that I had missed the only part of the show I actually wanted to see! The Ass God, Bill Jr.!
SPOILERS:
Nidget will "almost" run into Jackowen in Hawaii a dozen or so times.
Ridge confesses his limpy love making with Dr. Lips to Brooke. She will be devastated of course.
A new character comes to L.A. with the name of Chaika. More love for Pill Poppin Ridge?
Brooke and Taylor will have a huge throwdown. Brooke is an avid bitch slapper. Dr. Lips better watch out!
Brooke will make a huge sacrifice for someone. We all know how Brooke likes to make sacrifices.
Owen and Bridget will unite to keep Jackie and Nick from running each other in Hawaii.
Another fashion show is no the horizon....
GCAC and met up the Mousta
Adam was up to his usual b.s. today. He investigated Mary Jane. He talked to a picture of his mother Hope. Rafe showed up at Moustache Manor and accused Adam of setting up Estella. At the end of the show, Adam grabbed Rafe's face, leaned in, and confessed that he had feelings for him. For now it's a ploy, but I have a feeling it will lead to more.
Chloe talked to Delia a lot today. She talked about Billy and then tried to call him. His voice mail picked up. It picked up because Billy set up a dinner for Mac in yet another attempt to be with her. Mac called him out on it; but she didn't mean word of it. So, it was crap. They ate, then they moved to the bed and Mac climbed on top of him and then.....Chloe was at the door, ready to spread maybe-baby joy in front of Mac. Finding out about the maybe-baby really affected Monotone Mac and she bolted from the room.
We were subjected to more mushy Shick talk and then the happy pair went to the GCAC and ran into the Moustache. He made this comment to Sharon: "You look lovely, glowing like Ashley". Sharon ran off to something meaningless and Nick and Victor discussed the Cassie predictions. Victor basically told Nick that dreams do not always come true. Oh! Sharon had gone to get the paternity results at the doctor's office. She called Nick but said she wasn't going to open it without him. She did anyway. Nick is the father. Sharon went to the nearest church and had a 10 minute conversation with her deceased daughter.
SPOILERS:
Chloe and Mac will run into each other after the almost sex debacle with Billy. The will discuss and Billy and love and I am sure it will turn into a giant bitch fest.
Billy will give up on his pursuit of Mac.
Katherine will be rushed to the hospital for some unknow reason and Murphy will call Billy rushes there with Mac right behind him and she witnesses his love for Katherine. She wants to get back together w/ Billy. The reunite, however, they keep it on the down low for obvious reasons.
Mary Jane's true identity will be revealed next week and I know we all know who it is.
After Sharon tells Nick that the maybe-baby is Jack's, Jack will find out that Nick is really the father.
Paul and Nikki will have some problems, big and small, that will put a dent in their wedding plans. Wonder if Mary Jane is involved in these problems?
Phillip III will finally return to Genoa City to deal with the fam. I am most interested in seeing Jill's reaction.
Adam will drive Ashley even more insane. Damn! It's already a short enough drive!
B&B:
I cannot recap B&B today because nothing happened but Nidg sex and Ridge getting interrupted every time he tried to talk to Brooke. I left the room for 1 or 2 minutes and when I returned, I learned that I had missed the only part of the show I actually wanted to see! The Ass God, Bill Jr.!
SPOILERS:
Nidget will "almost" run into Jackowen in Hawaii a dozen or so times.
Ridge confesses his limpy love making with Dr. Lips to Brooke. She will be devastated of course.
A new character comes to L.A. with the name of Chaika. More love for Pill Poppin Ridge?
Brooke and Taylor will have a huge throwdown. Brooke is an avid bitch slapper. Dr. Lips better watch out!
Brooke will make a huge sacrifice for someone. We all know how Brooke likes to make sacrifices.
Owen and Bridget will unite to keep Jackie and Nick from running each other in Hawaii.
Another fashion show is no the horizon....
GCAC and met up the Mousta
Friday, June 19, 2009
GH Recap and Spoilers! Claudia the Clingy calls Olivia an overused slut!
Today's episode started with a continuation of the Claudia and Johnny argument. Olivia and "The Cleavage" showed up to support her man. Claudia went off, as usual, calling Olivia an "overused slut"! Interestingly enough, Claudia failed to mention then ever present "Cleavage" because secretly she knows she has nothing on Olivia! Johnny promptly kicked Claudia out.
Just as things were gettin steamy, Sonny busted in on them. He turned around and walked out. Later, Olivia and "The Cleavage" went to confront Sonny about his pestering ways. Claudia busted in and insulted Olivia some more. Sonny told Claudia to "shut the hell up". It was funny. Olivia split to go look for Johnny. Claudia started whining and yelling, telling Sonny that Olivia is not allowed in the house anymore. Sonny boo hood that and told Claudia that he didn't even like her. Very funny. Finally, Claudia attacked Sonny and they had wild sex all over the couch.
In the meantime, Olivia received a call from Dante. He wanted to come to town. Olivia denied him. Then Olivia and "The Cleavage" ran to Carly to chat it up. Carly had another visitor in Lulu. They discussed the mob and Johnny. Lulu was looking for Johnny, but she ended up telling Carly everything about Ethan and his journey to Port Charles, from her point of view, of course.
The reason why no one can find Johnny? Because he's busy on the biggest mob caper EVER with Stone Cold Jason Morgan. Too bad Claudia the Clingy has arranged a Zaccara hit job on Stone Cold. Ray Charles can see that Johnny will be shot instead. We were privy to some of the mob shenanigans, but nothing too exciting to talk about.
Michael called Kristina from the bar and asked her to meet up with him. She brought a date and the dork ended up punching Michael. The dork knocked Michael out, which is probably understandable considering he was shot in the HEAD! Kristina was screaming and the dork insulted Michael while he was unconcsious. Michael woke up and attacked the dork, giving him 5 quick and hard jabs to the face. Then the dork had the nerve to say: "Come on Kristina. This guy is crazy!" Kristina responded by telling him she wasn't going anywhere with him ever again.
After the dork left, Alexis busted Kristina and Michael at the bar. She was mad. Alexis called Carly after Kristina tried some of her usual tricks. Alexis wasn't picking up what her kid was putting out there. Carly confronted Michael, but he just argued with her and ran to his room. AGAIN. Carly and Jax had some more mushy scenes. My God! Ingo Rademacher is H-O-T hot!
Nikolas set up a "date" w/ Rebecca in the garden. He laid out a dress for Rebecca and he was dressed quite dapper himself. Unfortunately, the dress was Emily's and Nikolas was just replaying his old habits with Emily. Nikolas is seriously off his rocker. Rebecca looked horrified once he did not deny that what they were doing is what he and Emily would be doing if....
SPOILERS: Carly and Jax will officially come to an agreement about Michael. However, Jax will have to use his brute (and sexy) strength to restrain Michael.
Michael will sneak out after the Hot Jax debacle.
Nick will propose to Rebecca. She will reject him.
Claudia fight to keep it together. Even she can't remember what lies she's told and who she's told them to!
For whatever reason, Morgan will "go missing" and Michael will go with Carly to find him.
Michael decides he wants to be a mobster like his papa. Not smart my little friend! This will cause Carly to try to keep Michael far far away from Sonny.
Just as things were gettin steamy, Sonny busted in on them. He turned around and walked out. Later, Olivia and "The Cleavage" went to confront Sonny about his pestering ways. Claudia busted in and insulted Olivia some more. Sonny told Claudia to "shut the hell up". It was funny. Olivia split to go look for Johnny. Claudia started whining and yelling, telling Sonny that Olivia is not allowed in the house anymore. Sonny boo hood that and told Claudia that he didn't even like her. Very funny. Finally, Claudia attacked Sonny and they had wild sex all over the couch.
In the meantime, Olivia received a call from Dante. He wanted to come to town. Olivia denied him. Then Olivia and "The Cleavage" ran to Carly to chat it up. Carly had another visitor in Lulu. They discussed the mob and Johnny. Lulu was looking for Johnny, but she ended up telling Carly everything about Ethan and his journey to Port Charles, from her point of view, of course.
The reason why no one can find Johnny? Because he's busy on the biggest mob caper EVER with Stone Cold Jason Morgan. Too bad Claudia the Clingy has arranged a Zaccara hit job on Stone Cold. Ray Charles can see that Johnny will be shot instead. We were privy to some of the mob shenanigans, but nothing too exciting to talk about.
Michael called Kristina from the bar and asked her to meet up with him. She brought a date and the dork ended up punching Michael. The dork knocked Michael out, which is probably understandable considering he was shot in the HEAD! Kristina was screaming and the dork insulted Michael while he was unconcsious. Michael woke up and attacked the dork, giving him 5 quick and hard jabs to the face. Then the dork had the nerve to say: "Come on Kristina. This guy is crazy!" Kristina responded by telling him she wasn't going anywhere with him ever again.
After the dork left, Alexis busted Kristina and Michael at the bar. She was mad. Alexis called Carly after Kristina tried some of her usual tricks. Alexis wasn't picking up what her kid was putting out there. Carly confronted Michael, but he just argued with her and ran to his room. AGAIN. Carly and Jax had some more mushy scenes. My God! Ingo Rademacher is H-O-T hot!
Nikolas set up a "date" w/ Rebecca in the garden. He laid out a dress for Rebecca and he was dressed quite dapper himself. Unfortunately, the dress was Emily's and Nikolas was just replaying his old habits with Emily. Nikolas is seriously off his rocker. Rebecca looked horrified once he did not deny that what they were doing is what he and Emily would be doing if....
SPOILERS: Carly and Jax will officially come to an agreement about Michael. However, Jax will have to use his brute (and sexy) strength to restrain Michael.
Michael will sneak out after the Hot Jax debacle.
Nick will propose to Rebecca. She will reject him.
Claudia fight to keep it together. Even she can't remember what lies she's told and who she's told them to!
For whatever reason, Morgan will "go missing" and Michael will go with Carly to find him.
Michael decides he wants to be a mobster like his papa. Not smart my little friend! This will cause Carly to try to keep Michael far far away from Sonny.
AMC Recap and Spoilers Adam asks J.R. to move out for a while!
On today's episode, J.R. and Marissa met at the park and bonded over Babe. AGAIN. J.R. asked Marissa for a little play date. Unfortunately, that's exactly what he wanted because shortly after, Little A came running in.
Frankie went to the hospital to get a check up on his hands. He was in a foul mood when Angie brought in an optometrist to check perform a "miracle" surgery. Frankie wasn't buying the hype. Randi held firm and stood up to Frankie, encouraging him to just check out what the doctor could do for him. Randi and Frankie argued. Jesse and Angie argued. At the end of today's episode, Randi ran into D.A. Henry North, who pulled her into a steamy kiss on sight. Interesting. The doctor then let Frankie know that he thought he could help Frankie a lot.
Annie was in court today. Red Liza was a shark while Ryan testified against her. While Ryan testified, Annie continued to give him the stink eye. Adam testified on behalf of Annie and Red Liza helped to pursuade the Judge to stay with Adam but NO kids allowed. Adam asked J.R. to take Little A and live somewhere else for a while. J.R. was pissed and stormed out. He took Little A to to the Yacht Club to live. Where Marissa works. Hmmmm. Convenient! Aidan showed up at Adam's and pulled Annie into a hot kiss. Don't worry, Annie will see through his ruse.
After Adam left, Adam called Red Liza and told her to get the ball rolling. Red Liza tried to warn Annie about the mental exam and Adam. Annie remained in LaLa Land. Outside on the patio, Adam and Annie talked and shared a hug, which was witnessed by Red Liza. Why is Red Liza always playing eye spy? Why does she wear such hooch outfits when she is "pregnant". So unbecoming!
Erica and Ryan assumed that Adam would never give J.R. the boot. But she saw J.R. moving into the Yacht Club. She told Ryan not to worry, Annie would be back in jail tomorrow. Then Erica told Ryan to take her out for a pre-celebatory drink. They ran off to drink. Ryan and Erica were dancing when they were spotted by a very unpleased Jack. Jack talked to them about Kendall's innocence and trial. Jack told Erica he would see her later and Ryan put his arm around Erica like he owned her. Ugh! He gets on my nerves. If Cameron Mathison wasn't so hot....
Kendall and Zach took Ian to the hospital for a check up. When Kendall walked in she came upon Jesse and Henry North in a convo about her! Later, Kendall and Zach decide to take care of the Henry North problem themselves.
SPOILERS: Annie will choose Adam over Aidan and she will give Aussie Aidan the boot.
Erica and Ryan conspire against Annie again. Aidan is also working w/ Ryan to take Annie down. However, Annie will deliver a 1-2 punch to Erica, proving she is not scared of anyone!
Since there is an obvious connection between Randi and Henry North, don't be surprised when Randi threatens to expose the D.A. for the slimeball that he is.
Frankie will continue to be bitter and annoying.
Amanda will get stressed over the baby debacle and will finally snap. No word on what she will do.
Brot and Taylor officially break up.
Liza works hard to protect her baby scheming.
Ian will be in crisis. AGAIN.
Greenlee is alive. I think we all saw that coming!
Jake will have a horrible day. Wonder why? Because stealing your wife's baby is a piece of cake, right?
J.R. and Marissa will kiss. Finally!
Frankie went to the hospital to get a check up on his hands. He was in a foul mood when Angie brought in an optometrist to check perform a "miracle" surgery. Frankie wasn't buying the hype. Randi held firm and stood up to Frankie, encouraging him to just check out what the doctor could do for him. Randi and Frankie argued. Jesse and Angie argued. At the end of today's episode, Randi ran into D.A. Henry North, who pulled her into a steamy kiss on sight. Interesting. The doctor then let Frankie know that he thought he could help Frankie a lot.
Annie was in court today. Red Liza was a shark while Ryan testified against her. While Ryan testified, Annie continued to give him the stink eye. Adam testified on behalf of Annie and Red Liza helped to pursuade the Judge to stay with Adam but NO kids allowed. Adam asked J.R. to take Little A and live somewhere else for a while. J.R. was pissed and stormed out. He took Little A to to the Yacht Club to live. Where Marissa works. Hmmmm. Convenient! Aidan showed up at Adam's and pulled Annie into a hot kiss. Don't worry, Annie will see through his ruse.
After Adam left, Adam called Red Liza and told her to get the ball rolling. Red Liza tried to warn Annie about the mental exam and Adam. Annie remained in LaLa Land. Outside on the patio, Adam and Annie talked and shared a hug, which was witnessed by Red Liza. Why is Red Liza always playing eye spy? Why does she wear such hooch outfits when she is "pregnant". So unbecoming!
Erica and Ryan assumed that Adam would never give J.R. the boot. But she saw J.R. moving into the Yacht Club. She told Ryan not to worry, Annie would be back in jail tomorrow. Then Erica told Ryan to take her out for a pre-celebatory drink. They ran off to drink. Ryan and Erica were dancing when they were spotted by a very unpleased Jack. Jack talked to them about Kendall's innocence and trial. Jack told Erica he would see her later and Ryan put his arm around Erica like he owned her. Ugh! He gets on my nerves. If Cameron Mathison wasn't so hot....
Kendall and Zach took Ian to the hospital for a check up. When Kendall walked in she came upon Jesse and Henry North in a convo about her! Later, Kendall and Zach decide to take care of the Henry North problem themselves.
SPOILERS: Annie will choose Adam over Aidan and she will give Aussie Aidan the boot.
Erica and Ryan conspire against Annie again. Aidan is also working w/ Ryan to take Annie down. However, Annie will deliver a 1-2 punch to Erica, proving she is not scared of anyone!
Since there is an obvious connection between Randi and Henry North, don't be surprised when Randi threatens to expose the D.A. for the slimeball that he is.
Frankie will continue to be bitter and annoying.
Amanda will get stressed over the baby debacle and will finally snap. No word on what she will do.
Brot and Taylor officially break up.
Liza works hard to protect her baby scheming.
Ian will be in crisis. AGAIN.
Greenlee is alive. I think we all saw that coming!
Jake will have a horrible day. Wonder why? Because stealing your wife's baby is a piece of cake, right?
J.R. and Marissa will kiss. Finally!
OLTL Recaps & Spoilers Skanky and Rex share a steamy kiss!
Gigi donned a hooch outfit and was on a mission to seduce Kyle in order to gain Stacy info. All of this was much to Schyler's chagrin. Meanwhile, Roxy tried to force Kyle out of her place. He continued his blackmailing ways saying this: "I don't get my kicks from blackmailing people". Um. Sure, I believe that. NOT.
Gigi arrived as Kyle was getting out of the shower. Lucky girl. Gigi could go so far as a hot kiss but chickened out like she always does. She begged Kyle for the info, and he said he would help her if he got Natalie off his back.
Rex and Stacy were still posing as the Underhills when they suddenly got the urge for two lobster rolls and a bottle of expensive white whine. The waiter guy called them out and called security after he did some of his own investigating. Rex and Stacy ran all the home and shared a VERY hot kiss, even though I still think Stacy is pretty scary looking sometimes.
Blair and Tea started off fighting. Todd came in, they continued to argue. Todd dissed Blair, a lot! Blair confessed to Todd about Starr and Hope. Todd confessed the judges ruling to Tea. Tea freaked out. Todd and Blair were about to run off to see Hope when Tea stopped them in their tracks, demanding her respect. I love me some Tea!
Schyler had some very revealing Stacy flashbacks that helped to shed light on Stacy's tricks and ploys. Like he didn't already know?! Later, Sky bonded with Roxy over their respective guilt trips.
Starr was steeling over the "new arrest" news. Cole had to tell her how long he was going to prison for. She continued to panic. No doubt! Starr told him she loved him and would love him forever. He responded by dropping to one knee and proposing. It's official friends, Cole and Starr are my second favorite couple on OLTL. The first? Todd and Tea. H-O-T!
A shirtless Christian was arguing, and trading insults with Layla when Fish walked in. He mentioned that he wanted to get cleaned up so he wouldn't be late. Christian questioned Layla for a while and discovered that Layla agreed to give Fish another chance. Christian was obviously jealous. Christian and Layla were arguing and insulting each other once again when a shirtless Fish comes out of the shower. After Layla left the room to go get ready for her date. Christian stayed behind telling Fish to buy her yellow roses and to treat her right. Damn that Layla is a lucky girl!
SPOILERS: Gigi wants answers from Roxy, who is ashamed of her part in the whole debacle.
Rex and Stacy will almost have sex but Rex will feel guilty and stop. The cops will come and arrest them for the country club caper and Bo will try to help them get out of it. Rex and Stacy will share some passion, but when Gigi finally tells him the truth Rex will struggle about how he is going to tell her.
Todd and Blair will argue over Todd. Again. Todd agrees to move into Dorian's with Blair, Starr, and the baby. Todd will consent to the marriage between Cole and Starr. Of course, in usual Todd style, will have his ulterior motives.
Todd will devise a plan.
Viki will feel sorry for Marty. What? Marty will neeeed John. That is not a true spoiler, now is it? Tea will seek revenge against Todd. Blair will call Todd out on his lies.
Dorian will continue to feel horrible about her latest rampage. She will fight to win back Langston's trust.
BoNo will continue to bond. Just get back together already!
Natalie will feel sorry for Gigi and this will prompt Gigi to confess all to both Natalie and Jared. She will inform them all about the Stacy debacle!
Layla will not heed Christian's advice.
Gigi arrived as Kyle was getting out of the shower. Lucky girl. Gigi could go so far as a hot kiss but chickened out like she always does. She begged Kyle for the info, and he said he would help her if he got Natalie off his back.
Rex and Stacy were still posing as the Underhills when they suddenly got the urge for two lobster rolls and a bottle of expensive white whine. The waiter guy called them out and called security after he did some of his own investigating. Rex and Stacy ran all the home and shared a VERY hot kiss, even though I still think Stacy is pretty scary looking sometimes.
Blair and Tea started off fighting. Todd came in, they continued to argue. Todd dissed Blair, a lot! Blair confessed to Todd about Starr and Hope. Todd confessed the judges ruling to Tea. Tea freaked out. Todd and Blair were about to run off to see Hope when Tea stopped them in their tracks, demanding her respect. I love me some Tea!
Schyler had some very revealing Stacy flashbacks that helped to shed light on Stacy's tricks and ploys. Like he didn't already know?! Later, Sky bonded with Roxy over their respective guilt trips.
Starr was steeling over the "new arrest" news. Cole had to tell her how long he was going to prison for. She continued to panic. No doubt! Starr told him she loved him and would love him forever. He responded by dropping to one knee and proposing. It's official friends, Cole and Starr are my second favorite couple on OLTL. The first? Todd and Tea. H-O-T!
A shirtless Christian was arguing, and trading insults with Layla when Fish walked in. He mentioned that he wanted to get cleaned up so he wouldn't be late. Christian questioned Layla for a while and discovered that Layla agreed to give Fish another chance. Christian was obviously jealous. Christian and Layla were arguing and insulting each other once again when a shirtless Fish comes out of the shower. After Layla left the room to go get ready for her date. Christian stayed behind telling Fish to buy her yellow roses and to treat her right. Damn that Layla is a lucky girl!
SPOILERS: Gigi wants answers from Roxy, who is ashamed of her part in the whole debacle.
Rex and Stacy will almost have sex but Rex will feel guilty and stop. The cops will come and arrest them for the country club caper and Bo will try to help them get out of it. Rex and Stacy will share some passion, but when Gigi finally tells him the truth Rex will struggle about how he is going to tell her.
Todd and Blair will argue over Todd. Again. Todd agrees to move into Dorian's with Blair, Starr, and the baby. Todd will consent to the marriage between Cole and Starr. Of course, in usual Todd style, will have his ulterior motives.
Todd will devise a plan.
Viki will feel sorry for Marty. What? Marty will neeeed John. That is not a true spoiler, now is it? Tea will seek revenge against Todd. Blair will call Todd out on his lies.
Dorian will continue to feel horrible about her latest rampage. She will fight to win back Langston's trust.
BoNo will continue to bond. Just get back together already!
Natalie will feel sorry for Gigi and this will prompt Gigi to confess all to both Natalie and Jared. She will inform them all about the Stacy debacle!
Layla will not heed Christian's advice.
B&B Recap and Spoilers Those Crazy Pills!
In the beginning of today's episode, Ridge took a giant handful of pills. Not good folks. Ridge then endured some serious audio and visual problems wpihere Taylor was concerned. Ridge then requested to lie down with Taylor because his ass was so high!
Taylor announced that she wanted to do the deed with Ridge. So he made a sloppy attempt. Have no fear folks, they WILL have sex.
Also on the screen today were Stephanie, who barged into Brooke's house to remind her that Ridge hates her now; and Brooke, who lives in Denial Land with Ashley from Y&R. Brooke decided that she was going to see Ridge and Stephanie not so politely told her that it would all be for nothing if she went because Ridge has moved on. Yeah, to pills.
SPOILERS: The Logan parental units are coming to town for Nick and Bridget's 18th wedding.
Whip returns on July 17 and of course, Whip will end his first episode with a hot ass kiss with Brooke. I knew that bitch was resiliant!
Ridge and Taylor will be "together" after they sleep together. Isn't Ridge's love grande?
Nick will warn Jackie and Owen. I am sure they will be shaking in their proverbial boots! Bridget will also begin to suspect that Owen is on the up and up.
Jackie will choose Owen over Nick finally. He needs to quit being such a mama's boy anyway.
Taylor will realize that Ridge really likes his pills, but she keeps mum so she won't get blamed. Hmmm. How Brooke like of her!
Brooke will give Bridget a present. I hope it isn't a warning sign. As in: Warning: I will steal your husband again, because that's what I like to do!
Nick and Bridget will get married. Yay.
2 couples will be going to Hawaii. No idea who those 2 couples may be. Although I admit I assume that Nick and Bridget will be going. Who else?
Taylor announced that she wanted to do the deed with Ridge. So he made a sloppy attempt. Have no fear folks, they WILL have sex.
Also on the screen today were Stephanie, who barged into Brooke's house to remind her that Ridge hates her now; and Brooke, who lives in Denial Land with Ashley from Y&R. Brooke decided that she was going to see Ridge and Stephanie not so politely told her that it would all be for nothing if she went because Ridge has moved on. Yeah, to pills.
SPOILERS: The Logan parental units are coming to town for Nick and Bridget's 18th wedding.
Whip returns on July 17 and of course, Whip will end his first episode with a hot ass kiss with Brooke. I knew that bitch was resiliant!
Ridge and Taylor will be "together" after they sleep together. Isn't Ridge's love grande?
Nick will warn Jackie and Owen. I am sure they will be shaking in their proverbial boots! Bridget will also begin to suspect that Owen is on the up and up.
Jackie will choose Owen over Nick finally. He needs to quit being such a mama's boy anyway.
Taylor will realize that Ridge really likes his pills, but she keeps mum so she won't get blamed. Hmmm. How Brooke like of her!
Brooke will give Bridget a present. I hope it isn't a warning sign. As in: Warning: I will steal your husband again, because that's what I like to do!
Nick and Bridget will get married. Yay.
2 couples will be going to Hawaii. No idea who those 2 couples may be. Although I admit I assume that Nick and Bridget will be going. Who else?
Y&R Recap & Spoilers Oh Dayum!
On today's ep, Cane and Lily gushed over each other as usual. Over at the Chancellor mansion, Nina and Jill fought some more and Niner stormed out. Katherine then told Jill that Violet wasn't even in town when "Cane" was born. At the bar, Lily wasn't convinced that Cane was telling her the truth. He told her a little, but she wanted more! Later, the couple shared a hot kiss. Cane is REAL good at that. Lily went to take a shipment order or some sh*t and Jill called Cane and asked if he could get ahold of his uncle in Australia. Cane scrambled for more lies to conjure up. Finally, Cane had a "moment" with Mary Jane and it looked like they wanted to eat each other for dinner.
Speaking of Mary Jane, she started off the show by lying through her teeth about some stalker bullsh*t to get Paul to forgive her. I had to laugh because Nikki's facial expressions are priceless! Paul didn't believe Mary Jane either. Paul got a call from Niner, and he had to go. Paul and Niner then discussed that Cane is a fraud. Paul and Niner both went to the coronors office and discovered that there is no flippin body in the coffin. Niner was horrified. At the end of the eppy, Cane whipped out his passport and his many forms of I.D.
Jill suddenly began blaming Katherine for all of her troubles and throwing it in Kay's face that Phillip wanted to be with her when he died. Then we were privy to some old school Kay and Jill flashbacks. My only complaint is that they keep showing the same flashback when there are most likely hundreds just like it.
Rafe cornered Nikki at the GCAC and asked her to talk to Ash and Vic about Estella's innocence. Nikki agrees. She goes to Moustache Manor and attempts to convince Ashley, but she stayed in denial land, where I think she enjoys living. Then things got interesting when Nikki was able to plant a seed of doubt into Ashley's mentally challenged brain. Adam tried to spew some bull at Ashley but she told him she wanted to be alone NOW. Victor was digging for dirt on Asshole Adam's pc when Adam walked in on him in action. Adam then told the Dark Knight that he didn't have the right to go snooping through his sh*t. Victor dared Asshole Adam to call Heather and tell her he wants to prison. Adam quickly denied this request. Victor announced to Asshole Adam that he was having his eyes checked by another doctor. Adam panicked and called Dr. Twisted Taylor to ship him so botox supply, pronto!
Victor then went downstairs and found his wives having a heated conversation. Nikki tried to convince the Moustache to sway her way. Um. No. During the conversation, Ashley got a surprise "gift" which was actually the baby's head from the Sabrina statue. Now that is just some creepy sh*t right there!
SPOILERS: It will soon be discovered that Lily has ovarian cancer. As much as I hate Lily right now, I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Look for some visitors from the past to come and help her out.
The Moustache will be blackmailed. I have no idea who would do such a thing.
Mary Jane will poison Summer. I am assuming it will be in the form of a peanut, perhaps? The maybe-baby's paternity test results come back and Nick is proven to be the father but Sharon will spot some serious phicking goin on and announce that Jack is the father. Um. Mary Jane is NOT going to like that!
Detective Wallace will come to Moustache Manor to find finger prints that can only be matched to Estella's. She will be arrested. Victor will beg Ashley to stay away from the hearing, but she does her own thing and shows up anyway. Nikki and Estella will talk after the hearing and Ashley will start a screamfest in the hallway. Nikki continues to blame Adam. Ashley continued to stay in denial, but not before she issued Estella a warning.
Mac will FINALLY make up her mind about Billy. Thank God. Here's hoping he rejects her because he discovers that he really does love my girl Chloe.
Cane will finally be busted and he will ponder leaving Genoa City. He will agree to take a DNA test. Cane will bust out Phillip's blood from the freezer at the damn bar and use that for the test. This boy never learns!
We will finally get to learn about the Hot Fraud Aussie Mess (Cane) and his hidden past. All of it so be prepared.
Speaking of Mary Jane, she started off the show by lying through her teeth about some stalker bullsh*t to get Paul to forgive her. I had to laugh because Nikki's facial expressions are priceless! Paul didn't believe Mary Jane either. Paul got a call from Niner, and he had to go. Paul and Niner then discussed that Cane is a fraud. Paul and Niner both went to the coronors office and discovered that there is no flippin body in the coffin. Niner was horrified. At the end of the eppy, Cane whipped out his passport and his many forms of I.D.
Jill suddenly began blaming Katherine for all of her troubles and throwing it in Kay's face that Phillip wanted to be with her when he died. Then we were privy to some old school Kay and Jill flashbacks. My only complaint is that they keep showing the same flashback when there are most likely hundreds just like it.
Rafe cornered Nikki at the GCAC and asked her to talk to Ash and Vic about Estella's innocence. Nikki agrees. She goes to Moustache Manor and attempts to convince Ashley, but she stayed in denial land, where I think she enjoys living. Then things got interesting when Nikki was able to plant a seed of doubt into Ashley's mentally challenged brain. Adam tried to spew some bull at Ashley but she told him she wanted to be alone NOW. Victor was digging for dirt on Asshole Adam's pc when Adam walked in on him in action. Adam then told the Dark Knight that he didn't have the right to go snooping through his sh*t. Victor dared Asshole Adam to call Heather and tell her he wants to prison. Adam quickly denied this request. Victor announced to Asshole Adam that he was having his eyes checked by another doctor. Adam panicked and called Dr. Twisted Taylor to ship him so botox supply, pronto!
Victor then went downstairs and found his wives having a heated conversation. Nikki tried to convince the Moustache to sway her way. Um. No. During the conversation, Ashley got a surprise "gift" which was actually the baby's head from the Sabrina statue. Now that is just some creepy sh*t right there!
SPOILERS: It will soon be discovered that Lily has ovarian cancer. As much as I hate Lily right now, I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Look for some visitors from the past to come and help her out.
The Moustache will be blackmailed. I have no idea who would do such a thing.
Mary Jane will poison Summer. I am assuming it will be in the form of a peanut, perhaps? The maybe-baby's paternity test results come back and Nick is proven to be the father but Sharon will spot some serious phicking goin on and announce that Jack is the father. Um. Mary Jane is NOT going to like that!
Detective Wallace will come to Moustache Manor to find finger prints that can only be matched to Estella's. She will be arrested. Victor will beg Ashley to stay away from the hearing, but she does her own thing and shows up anyway. Nikki and Estella will talk after the hearing and Ashley will start a screamfest in the hallway. Nikki continues to blame Adam. Ashley continued to stay in denial, but not before she issued Estella a warning.
Mac will FINALLY make up her mind about Billy. Thank God. Here's hoping he rejects her because he discovers that he really does love my girl Chloe.
Cane will finally be busted and he will ponder leaving Genoa City. He will agree to take a DNA test. Cane will bust out Phillip's blood from the freezer at the damn bar and use that for the test. This boy never learns!
We will finally get to learn about the Hot Fraud Aussie Mess (Cane) and his hidden past. All of it so be prepared.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Y&R & B&B Maybe the Price Isn't So Wrong After All
So first off I want to say that Sharon's necklace was the BOMB! At the GCAC, Jack and Mary Jane sat down for a quick breakfast and discussed the compatibility between them. During this convo, Phyllis called to whine about Daniel. Mary Jane asked Sharon if was really over between her and Jack. Sharon told her the coast was clear and to stear clear of Phyllis. Sharon and Jack then discussed Mary Jane and how much she cares for Jack. Sharon warned him to not lead Mary Jane on. He responded that she wasn't the bunny boiling kind. Later, Jack contemplated his relationship with Mary Jane alone, until he was interrupted by yet another phone call from Phyllis.
Daniel went to see Phyllis and ending up calling Nick a giant turd. Hilarious friends! Then he proceeded to inform her about the Aucker debacle. She was quite worried. Hence, she called Jack. Daniel left and Nick showed up to pick up Summer. They had an awkward conversation. Nick said that he was taking Summer to Build-a-Bear and OH Yeah! He's taking Summer and Sharon house hunting. This seriously pissed off my favorite red head.
The FBI came to search Daniel's apartment to find the $100k. Unbeknownst to Daniel, Amber and Kevin found the money and were forced to hide it in the backroom of Crimson Lights when the FBI showed up with a search warrant. As the Agents were finding the money. Daniel arrived with Michael in tow. The others tried to warn him, but the Agents came out with the proof and arrested him.
This prompted Michael to call Phyllis. Phyllis and Nick ran off to save the day but before they left, Phyllis asked Mary Jane to watch Summer. Then, Mary Jane proceeded to tell Summer some of her secrets. I can tell she's never had kids.
Nina and Katherine discussed the Violet deets that prove Cane is lying about something. Lily, apparently, also seems to know something big is going down. Cane called Phillip to bitch about Nina, who Cane calls "Niner", but once again we couldn't see or hear Phillip's side of the convo. Nina did some more digging on the exhumation only to find out that the guy who signed the release has gone missing. Jill entered the room at that moment and the two bitties fought some more. Alone later, Nina calls the lab and requests that another DNA test be done. Jill called Cane to inform him of why "Niner" is doing all this digging.
Cane tried to call Phillip to tell him about all the new deets, but he couldn't get a hold of him. Lily questioned Cane about what was irking him so bad.
On B&B we started off with Brooke begging Ridge to come home over the phone. Ridge rejected this request and hung up on Brooke. Stephanie barged in spewing her venom and hatred and Brooke remained, and will continue to remain, until she gets it through her blond head that Ridge is DONE with her.
Steffy visited Ridge at the cabin and they discussed Rick's evil deeds. Steffy ran off to be with "Mr. Gorgeousness" Rick. Once she got to Rick, Steffy said she wasn't sure if she wanted to be with him or not.
Ridge went to the kitchen and discovered that Taylor was whippin up dinner. She gave him some wine and he popped some pills and drank up. Later, after some Rick obsesses flashbacks, Ridge decided to go ahead and pop some more pills. Dr. Hayes is Dr. Dee Dee Dee!
The best stuff happened on the Price is Right set. Donna was called up to bid and the prize was a double oven and stove combo. Um. Like Donna fucking cooks! Pam made her displeasure apparent. Donna's bid won her the combo and a trip to the stage. Donna then played Let Em Roll and won herself a new car. Pam continued her silent face of anger tyrade. How did she win? She was to guess the prices of dog food (the bag dog looked just like Pam's dog), lemon bar mix, and Sweet Bear Honey.
Donna spinned the wheel and got an 80, which won her a visit to the showcase showdown. Her prize if she were to win? A trip to Hawaii, swimsuits for all, and surf boards. Did she win? Of course, much to Pamela's dismay. Then Pam ran up on the stage and acted a damn fool.
The End.
Daniel went to see Phyllis and ending up calling Nick a giant turd. Hilarious friends! Then he proceeded to inform her about the Aucker debacle. She was quite worried. Hence, she called Jack. Daniel left and Nick showed up to pick up Summer. They had an awkward conversation. Nick said that he was taking Summer to Build-a-Bear and OH Yeah! He's taking Summer and Sharon house hunting. This seriously pissed off my favorite red head.
The FBI came to search Daniel's apartment to find the $100k. Unbeknownst to Daniel, Amber and Kevin found the money and were forced to hide it in the backroom of Crimson Lights when the FBI showed up with a search warrant. As the Agents were finding the money. Daniel arrived with Michael in tow. The others tried to warn him, but the Agents came out with the proof and arrested him.
This prompted Michael to call Phyllis. Phyllis and Nick ran off to save the day but before they left, Phyllis asked Mary Jane to watch Summer. Then, Mary Jane proceeded to tell Summer some of her secrets. I can tell she's never had kids.
Nina and Katherine discussed the Violet deets that prove Cane is lying about something. Lily, apparently, also seems to know something big is going down. Cane called Phillip to bitch about Nina, who Cane calls "Niner", but once again we couldn't see or hear Phillip's side of the convo. Nina did some more digging on the exhumation only to find out that the guy who signed the release has gone missing. Jill entered the room at that moment and the two bitties fought some more. Alone later, Nina calls the lab and requests that another DNA test be done. Jill called Cane to inform him of why "Niner" is doing all this digging.
Cane tried to call Phillip to tell him about all the new deets, but he couldn't get a hold of him. Lily questioned Cane about what was irking him so bad.
On B&B we started off with Brooke begging Ridge to come home over the phone. Ridge rejected this request and hung up on Brooke. Stephanie barged in spewing her venom and hatred and Brooke remained, and will continue to remain, until she gets it through her blond head that Ridge is DONE with her.
Steffy visited Ridge at the cabin and they discussed Rick's evil deeds. Steffy ran off to be with "Mr. Gorgeousness" Rick. Once she got to Rick, Steffy said she wasn't sure if she wanted to be with him or not.
Ridge went to the kitchen and discovered that Taylor was whippin up dinner. She gave him some wine and he popped some pills and drank up. Later, after some Rick obsesses flashbacks, Ridge decided to go ahead and pop some more pills. Dr. Hayes is Dr. Dee Dee Dee!
The best stuff happened on the Price is Right set. Donna was called up to bid and the prize was a double oven and stove combo. Um. Like Donna fucking cooks! Pam made her displeasure apparent. Donna's bid won her the combo and a trip to the stage. Donna then played Let Em Roll and won herself a new car. Pam continued her silent face of anger tyrade. How did she win? She was to guess the prices of dog food (the bag dog looked just like Pam's dog), lemon bar mix, and Sweet Bear Honey.
Donna spinned the wheel and got an 80, which won her a visit to the showcase showdown. Her prize if she were to win? A trip to Hawaii, swimsuits for all, and surf boards. Did she win? Of course, much to Pamela's dismay. Then Pam ran up on the stage and acted a damn fool.
The End.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Y&R and B&B The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly! 6-17-09
So Victor and Ashley busted Adam with the Sabrina recordings today. Victor asked Adam if he has been gaslighting Ashley. DUH Mo-Fo! Adam vehemenently denied these accusations. Later, Victor asked Ashley if she wanted Adam to go back to prison. She responded that she was not convinced that Adam was even guilty. LOL! Adam lurked on a different set of stairs, eavesdropping as usual.
Billy and Raul met for coffee today. They discussed Mac and how easy it is to fall in love with her. Um. Sure. I don't even think it's easy to look at her! Billy ran off after prompting Raul to take with Mac over playing b-ball with him. Raul went to Jimmy's and slobbered all over Mac. It was gross, as usual. Then, Mac broke up with him. He convinced her to keep her damn ring, just making me hate her more.
Mac and Chloe ran into each other at the coffee house. Chloe bitched at Mac. Mac bitched right back. Chloe left after letting Mac know that if Billy can't change for Delia, he will not change for anything. Billy called Chloe and asked if he could see her and the baby. Chloe put him off for a hot second. Billy shot some hoops to relieve frustrations. Cane showed up and Billy thought he was really winning. Lily showed up and Billy got a call from Chloe. Chloe and Billy discussed the current situation. Too bad the results were negative!
Cane and Lily discussed babies. Snore. At the Chancellor mansion, Nina was going off on Jill. Jill was going off on Nina. Jill called Nina a "conniving little bitch" and Nina announced she would have Phillip's body exhumed. Jill tried to fight her on it. Nina refused to back down because her son has been diagnosed with Huntingtons disease. Cane showed up and accused Nina of going after him, which she obviously does.
All in all. It was a pretty good eppy!
B&B is horrible lately. Having said that, I don't want readers of this blog to feel like I only watch soaps to bitch about them. That is only PARTLY true. Today's episode was just like yesterdays. Pam and Donna finally got into the Price is Right. Donna tried to pretend like she didn't care about the hype when she obviously did. Pam looked at Drew Carey several times as if she wanted to eat him for breakfast or some shit.
Jackie argued with Nick. Bridget argued with Owen. Nick argued with Owen. And, I swear to god, is all that happened. Snnnoooooooooooooooooooozze!
Billy and Raul met for coffee today. They discussed Mac and how easy it is to fall in love with her. Um. Sure. I don't even think it's easy to look at her! Billy ran off after prompting Raul to take with Mac over playing b-ball with him. Raul went to Jimmy's and slobbered all over Mac. It was gross, as usual. Then, Mac broke up with him. He convinced her to keep her damn ring, just making me hate her more.
Mac and Chloe ran into each other at the coffee house. Chloe bitched at Mac. Mac bitched right back. Chloe left after letting Mac know that if Billy can't change for Delia, he will not change for anything. Billy called Chloe and asked if he could see her and the baby. Chloe put him off for a hot second. Billy shot some hoops to relieve frustrations. Cane showed up and Billy thought he was really winning. Lily showed up and Billy got a call from Chloe. Chloe and Billy discussed the current situation. Too bad the results were negative!
Cane and Lily discussed babies. Snore. At the Chancellor mansion, Nina was going off on Jill. Jill was going off on Nina. Jill called Nina a "conniving little bitch" and Nina announced she would have Phillip's body exhumed. Jill tried to fight her on it. Nina refused to back down because her son has been diagnosed with Huntingtons disease. Cane showed up and accused Nina of going after him, which she obviously does.
All in all. It was a pretty good eppy!
B&B is horrible lately. Having said that, I don't want readers of this blog to feel like I only watch soaps to bitch about them. That is only PARTLY true. Today's episode was just like yesterdays. Pam and Donna finally got into the Price is Right. Donna tried to pretend like she didn't care about the hype when she obviously did. Pam looked at Drew Carey several times as if she wanted to eat him for breakfast or some shit.
Jackie argued with Nick. Bridget argued with Owen. Nick argued with Owen. And, I swear to god, is all that happened. Snnnoooooooooooooooooooozze!
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
The Price Will Be SO Wrong! 6-16-09
I am about to boycott this show for it's ultimate stupidity. I don't know when, but I have a serious feeling that the Price is Right debacle will the last straw. I hope not but I did say serious!
Pam started the Price is Right crap today. The Price is Right called and told Pam to "come on down". Donna went with her and they showed up late. They were both REJECTED. They argued and Pam tried to sweet talk her way in, but to no avail. It may take a Donna + Honey formula to solve this little dilemma.
Jackie and Nick argued over Jackie's engagement to Owen. Nick went ballistic and had a fight with his desk. Owen broke the news to Bridget and the almost lovers argued over how Nick was going to react. I say who cares!?
B&B is only 19 minutes long so this is truly the shortest blog of all times. Peace!
Pam started the Price is Right crap today. The Price is Right called and told Pam to "come on down". Donna went with her and they showed up late. They were both REJECTED. They argued and Pam tried to sweet talk her way in, but to no avail. It may take a Donna + Honey formula to solve this little dilemma.
Jackie and Nick argued over Jackie's engagement to Owen. Nick went ballistic and had a fight with his desk. Owen broke the news to Bridget and the almost lovers argued over how Nick was going to react. I say who cares!?
B&B is only 19 minutes long so this is truly the shortest blog of all times. Peace!
Mary Jane Double Clicks Her Kitty 6-16-09
So now Paul is in on the "let's bust Cane" crusade with Nina. Paul met Nina at Crimson Lights and was spotted by Mary Jane. Mary Jane ran away when she thought she would be detected. Paul discovered that Cane lied about some stuff. Nina called Cane to get him to answer more questions. Cane then called Katherine and asked her to get Nina off his ass. Katherine agreed. Nina came home and Katherine told her to back off, but Nina said Hell no! Then she recieved a text from Phillip IV.
Cane and Lily discussed the potential bun in Lily's oven and Cane said he couldn't be more happy. Lily lied to Cane and told him she had a seminar to go to. In truth, she went to take a home pregnancy test. The result? Negative! Lily then met with Olivia who tested Lily her damn self and broke the same bad news. Lily returned to the bar and confessed all to Cane.
Neil and Katherine were having a business meeting when Neil asked Katherine if he could hire Jill. Jill eavesdropped on the conversation and then came down and acted like a bitch as usual. This prompted Katherine to say she would rather promote Andy in accounting or something than give the job to Jill. Later, Jill met with the guy who is supposed to be finding her meaningful employment. The guy informed her that she was surrounded by scandal. Jill blah blah blahed about him never working for anyone but dayworkers and walked out. The guy seemed unphased.
Victor went to Nick's room to discuss the maybe-baby. Nick blah blah blahed about how he and Sharon belonged together, repeatedly. Victor tried to discourage him in the Sharon department, repeatedly, but to no avail.
Olivia was hangin out at Moustache Manor with Ashley. Ashley said she felt the baby kick, that it was a girl, and that her name will be Hope. Adam lurked on the stairs. Estella came over with Rafe in tow to give Victor some box of junk. Ashley flipped out all over Estella. Rafe busted out an envelope that would prove his aunt's innocence but Adam came down, confiscated the envelope and kicked Estella and Rafe out of Moustache Manor.
Devon played some one on one with himself today. Tyra showed up and Devon was pretty rude to her. Later, Devon was still playing when his girlfriend showed up to ask him to dinner. He agreed. They kissed, but Devon fantasized about kissing Tyra. Gross! Neil was forced to listen to Tyra's whining for the rest of the episode.
Just when I thought we were NOT going to get any Mary Jane action today, there she was, petting her kitty and chit chatting the night away. Suddenly, Paul knocked on the door and hugged her and was happy one second, then he was going off and threatening to expose her if she didn't expose herself in the next second. I should have known that it was just another one of Mary Jane's delusional fantasies. Then Mary Jane started chatting with Nick in the hallway of the GCAC. Nick was obviously NOT amused!
Cane and Lily discussed the potential bun in Lily's oven and Cane said he couldn't be more happy. Lily lied to Cane and told him she had a seminar to go to. In truth, she went to take a home pregnancy test. The result? Negative! Lily then met with Olivia who tested Lily her damn self and broke the same bad news. Lily returned to the bar and confessed all to Cane.
Neil and Katherine were having a business meeting when Neil asked Katherine if he could hire Jill. Jill eavesdropped on the conversation and then came down and acted like a bitch as usual. This prompted Katherine to say she would rather promote Andy in accounting or something than give the job to Jill. Later, Jill met with the guy who is supposed to be finding her meaningful employment. The guy informed her that she was surrounded by scandal. Jill blah blah blahed about him never working for anyone but dayworkers and walked out. The guy seemed unphased.
Victor went to Nick's room to discuss the maybe-baby. Nick blah blah blahed about how he and Sharon belonged together, repeatedly. Victor tried to discourage him in the Sharon department, repeatedly, but to no avail.
Olivia was hangin out at Moustache Manor with Ashley. Ashley said she felt the baby kick, that it was a girl, and that her name will be Hope. Adam lurked on the stairs. Estella came over with Rafe in tow to give Victor some box of junk. Ashley flipped out all over Estella. Rafe busted out an envelope that would prove his aunt's innocence but Adam came down, confiscated the envelope and kicked Estella and Rafe out of Moustache Manor.
Devon played some one on one with himself today. Tyra showed up and Devon was pretty rude to her. Later, Devon was still playing when his girlfriend showed up to ask him to dinner. He agreed. They kissed, but Devon fantasized about kissing Tyra. Gross! Neil was forced to listen to Tyra's whining for the rest of the episode.
Just when I thought we were NOT going to get any Mary Jane action today, there she was, petting her kitty and chit chatting the night away. Suddenly, Paul knocked on the door and hugged her and was happy one second, then he was going off and threatening to expose her if she didn't expose herself in the next second. I should have known that it was just another one of Mary Jane's delusional fantasies. Then Mary Jane started chatting with Nick in the hallway of the GCAC. Nick was obviously NOT amused!
Monday, June 15, 2009
There's No Stoppin Ridge's Pill Poppin! 6-15-09
Today's episode of B&B was a snooze fest, however, I find it really hard to NOT watch it. So here is what I got today:
The episode jumped off with Ridge rubbing Taylor's face like a wierdo for like 5 whole minutes. In the meantime, Stephanie locates the bottle of pills and remembers seeing Ridge take some. After the face rubbing debacle was over, Taylor walked out of the Ridge Room and Stephanie narced on Ridge. Later, Taylor confronted Ridge about his growing pill poppin problem. Ridge talked Taylor right into a round of tonsil hockey. Gross.
Brooke and Katie talked today. Katie tried to convince Brooke that Ridge would not stay gone for long. Of course, Katie, ever the dumb ass, is wrong. Brooke called Ridge and Ridge gave her the brush off when she started her pitiful love speak. Then Brooke did what I thought I could see coming from a mile away: She curled up in the fetal position and cried. Again.
I don't know how I missed Owen getting shit canned from Jackie M. Oh well. Regardless, Owen busted out the ole engagement ring and asked Jackie to marry him. He went on and on about how he wants to take care of her and yada, yada, yada.
Nick proposed to Bridget again. She accepted again. They had sex again. Snoooooooze.
And that is all B&B brought to the table today. Here's hoping that tomorrow is a better day.
The episode jumped off with Ridge rubbing Taylor's face like a wierdo for like 5 whole minutes. In the meantime, Stephanie locates the bottle of pills and remembers seeing Ridge take some. After the face rubbing debacle was over, Taylor walked out of the Ridge Room and Stephanie narced on Ridge. Later, Taylor confronted Ridge about his growing pill poppin problem. Ridge talked Taylor right into a round of tonsil hockey. Gross.
Brooke and Katie talked today. Katie tried to convince Brooke that Ridge would not stay gone for long. Of course, Katie, ever the dumb ass, is wrong. Brooke called Ridge and Ridge gave her the brush off when she started her pitiful love speak. Then Brooke did what I thought I could see coming from a mile away: She curled up in the fetal position and cried. Again.
I don't know how I missed Owen getting shit canned from Jackie M. Oh well. Regardless, Owen busted out the ole engagement ring and asked Jackie to marry him. He went on and on about how he wants to take care of her and yada, yada, yada.
Nick proposed to Bridget again. She accepted again. They had sex again. Snoooooooze.
And that is all B&B brought to the table today. Here's hoping that tomorrow is a better day.
Oh Damn Fuzzy! 6-15-09
Today's episode of Y&R started off with Chloe doing what she loves to do most. Plot with Delia! While Chloe was justifying her actions to Delia, Billy was groping Mac at Jimmy's. He picked Mac up, slammed her on the bar stool, and took his shirt off. That's it folks. Show over. Raul showed up, courtesy of a phone call from Chloe, and ruined the whole thing. Then we forced to listen to Raul whine for the ENTIRE episode. Mac debated on breaking off the engagement, but in the end, she wimped out. If I have to hear the word "Darfur" one more time, I am going to puke.
Chloe went over to Billy's to get a "hat" and had a full on conversation with herself in the mirror. Ugh. She is starting to piss me off with the whiny clingyness. I have an idea. Let's pair Chloe up with Raul and then they can just whine together. Billy came home and tried to seduce Chloe. She was going for it too, until Billy had a guilt attack over Mac. Once again folks. Show over. Chloe went off and threw her wedding ring at Billy. Works for me!
When we left off on Friday, Jack happened upon Mary Jane watching Summer at the tack house while Phyllis handled a Restless Style emergency. Phyllis returned and Mary Jane left. This left Phyllis wide open to tell Jack that Mary Jane is a "keeper". Jack filled Phyllis in on the whole Patty Williams debacle. I found this amusing because Jack was married to Phyllis. Who keeps that kind of old school secret?
Mary Jane returned and had another amusing convo w/ her stuffed kitty. Suddenly there was a knock on the door and Mary Jane slid the damn cat under the bed like it was shoe holder. Victor called Mary Jane out on her stupid ass behavior but agreed to help her now that she had her hooks in Jack, or so she thinks. Victor left and Mary Jane proceeded to have yet another conversation with the stuffed kitty.
Victor also met Ashley's new doctor, Dr. Taylor. Olivia walked up and recognized him, and was happy that Ashley had made such a fine choice. Ashley and Olivia had a private convo and they bonded over their friendship. Once again, if I hear the word "glowing" one more time, I am going to hurl.
Until tomorrow girls and boys,,,,,,,,,,,,,peace!
Chloe went over to Billy's to get a "hat" and had a full on conversation with herself in the mirror. Ugh. She is starting to piss me off with the whiny clingyness. I have an idea. Let's pair Chloe up with Raul and then they can just whine together. Billy came home and tried to seduce Chloe. She was going for it too, until Billy had a guilt attack over Mac. Once again folks. Show over. Chloe went off and threw her wedding ring at Billy. Works for me!
When we left off on Friday, Jack happened upon Mary Jane watching Summer at the tack house while Phyllis handled a Restless Style emergency. Phyllis returned and Mary Jane left. This left Phyllis wide open to tell Jack that Mary Jane is a "keeper". Jack filled Phyllis in on the whole Patty Williams debacle. I found this amusing because Jack was married to Phyllis. Who keeps that kind of old school secret?
Mary Jane returned and had another amusing convo w/ her stuffed kitty. Suddenly there was a knock on the door and Mary Jane slid the damn cat under the bed like it was shoe holder. Victor called Mary Jane out on her stupid ass behavior but agreed to help her now that she had her hooks in Jack, or so she thinks. Victor left and Mary Jane proceeded to have yet another conversation with the stuffed kitty.
Victor also met Ashley's new doctor, Dr. Taylor. Olivia walked up and recognized him, and was happy that Ashley had made such a fine choice. Ashley and Olivia had a private convo and they bonded over their friendship. Once again, if I hear the word "glowing" one more time, I am going to hurl.
Until tomorrow girls and boys,,,,,,,,,,,,,peace!
Saturday, June 13, 2009
My Y&R Goodies 6-13-09
So as usual on Saturdays, I scrounged up a few more deets on what's coming up on this tremendously excellent show. Without further crap, here they are:
Mary Jane will continue to sink deeper into psychosis and start to believe that Jack has real genuine feelings for her. I love how crazy MJ is myself!
Look for Mac to make a decision between Raul and Billy. Hmmmm. I give myself one guess.
Daniel and Jana will go to jail. Michael will represent them. It's either Michael or Rafe and Rafe will have his hands full with Adam in the very near future.
Ashley will continue to reject Olivia while listening and trusting Dr. Taylor. Victor will approve of the evil doctor.
As I previously reported, Ashley and Victor will catch Adam with the Sabrina tapes. This will cause her to doubt that she is still with child and that her dream was not a dream after all.
Ashley will start to freak out over living at Moustache Manor but her damn ass will keep on living there.
Adam did not act alone. No word on who he collaborated with.
Other News:
Chris Engan's last air date is the 24th, so I guess we can expect Michael Muhney on the the 25th. Here's hoping anyway.
SoapNet is airing a Choose your Daddy, Cane and Billy baby debacle marathon. Considering all the great fist fights that the brothers had, it just may be worth watching all over again. This happens on the 20th.
Hope this gets you through tomorrow and up until Monday's episode. Talk to you all later!
Mary Jane will continue to sink deeper into psychosis and start to believe that Jack has real genuine feelings for her. I love how crazy MJ is myself!
Look for Mac to make a decision between Raul and Billy. Hmmmm. I give myself one guess.
Daniel and Jana will go to jail. Michael will represent them. It's either Michael or Rafe and Rafe will have his hands full with Adam in the very near future.
Ashley will continue to reject Olivia while listening and trusting Dr. Taylor. Victor will approve of the evil doctor.
As I previously reported, Ashley and Victor will catch Adam with the Sabrina tapes. This will cause her to doubt that she is still with child and that her dream was not a dream after all.
Ashley will start to freak out over living at Moustache Manor but her damn ass will keep on living there.
Adam did not act alone. No word on who he collaborated with.
Other News:
Chris Engan's last air date is the 24th, so I guess we can expect Michael Muhney on the the 25th. Here's hoping anyway.
SoapNet is airing a Choose your Daddy, Cane and Billy baby debacle marathon. Considering all the great fist fights that the brothers had, it just may be worth watching all over again. This happens on the 20th.
Hope this gets you through tomorrow and up until Monday's episode. Talk to you all later!
The Low Down on B&B 6-13-09
I know I talk a lot of smack about B&B, but truly I am a fan or I would not sit on my ass everyday to watch it. Having said that, I like it when Bizarro Ken (Ridge) and Mega Slut (Brooke) break up, so these days I am definitely tuning in!
When we last left off, Saggy Sailor (Nick) was too busy banging The Rug (Bridget) to go to his own business meeting, so CCUM (Owen) stepped in for him. Saggy Sailor showed up just in time to catch CCUM making out with the Crypt Keeper (Jackie). Saggy Sailor went off and the Crypt Keeper acted non-chalantly about the whole damn debacle. The Saggy Sailor ran off to sulk somewhere and CCUM dropped down to one knee and proposed to the Crypt Keeper! Damn!
Bizarro Ken broke up with Mega Slut, who was none too pleased. Mega Slut blah blah blahed about their not so real marriage. Bizarro acted distraught but it was pretty obvious by Ronn Moss's bad acting that he had already made up his mind. Bizzaro ran off to be with Dr. Lips (Taylor). Mega Slut curled up in the fetal position and cried. Boo hoo bitch! Moments later Big Dumb and Stupid (Rick) showed up, busting a John Travolta I might add, and tried to console his mother, but to no avail.
Battle Ax (Stephanie) called Dr. Lips and they blah blah blahed over Ridge's "condition". After they got off the phone, Bizarro showed up and Dr. Lips continuously left the room while Bizarro coninuously stole pills out of her purse. Then he continued to eat the pills like candy. Do I blame him? Afraid not friends!
SPOILERS:
Stephanie is going to figure out that Ridge has a pill poppin problem. Go figure. She figures everything else out. Nick obviously is going to be pissed about his mother's engagement. Nick and Bridget will get engaged themselves. Yawn. 1 Strike. 2 Strikes. 3 Strikes....you know the rest. Nick will try to give Jackie an ultimatum, him or Owen. Good luck with that Saggy! Brooke will try to ply Ridge with sex. That is such a shocker! Stephanie will thwart Brooke's lame ass attempt at seduction.
Other News:
For those of you who haven't heard, Drew Tyler Bell has signed a three year contract. This prompts me to ask this question: Will the family of squirrels living in his eyebrows be signing contracts as well?
I did not know this, but apparently, Windsor Harmon is a grandpa now. Damn that man looks good for being somebody's pee-paw!
C & S, this one is for you guys. WARNING: Bouncing quarters off of tight asses can be harmful to your health!
When we last left off, Saggy Sailor (Nick) was too busy banging The Rug (Bridget) to go to his own business meeting, so CCUM (Owen) stepped in for him. Saggy Sailor showed up just in time to catch CCUM making out with the Crypt Keeper (Jackie). Saggy Sailor went off and the Crypt Keeper acted non-chalantly about the whole damn debacle. The Saggy Sailor ran off to sulk somewhere and CCUM dropped down to one knee and proposed to the Crypt Keeper! Damn!
Bizarro Ken broke up with Mega Slut, who was none too pleased. Mega Slut blah blah blahed about their not so real marriage. Bizarro acted distraught but it was pretty obvious by Ronn Moss's bad acting that he had already made up his mind. Bizzaro ran off to be with Dr. Lips (Taylor). Mega Slut curled up in the fetal position and cried. Boo hoo bitch! Moments later Big Dumb and Stupid (Rick) showed up, busting a John Travolta I might add, and tried to console his mother, but to no avail.
Battle Ax (Stephanie) called Dr. Lips and they blah blah blahed over Ridge's "condition". After they got off the phone, Bizarro showed up and Dr. Lips continuously left the room while Bizarro coninuously stole pills out of her purse. Then he continued to eat the pills like candy. Do I blame him? Afraid not friends!
SPOILERS:
Stephanie is going to figure out that Ridge has a pill poppin problem. Go figure. She figures everything else out. Nick obviously is going to be pissed about his mother's engagement. Nick and Bridget will get engaged themselves. Yawn. 1 Strike. 2 Strikes. 3 Strikes....you know the rest. Nick will try to give Jackie an ultimatum, him or Owen. Good luck with that Saggy! Brooke will try to ply Ridge with sex. That is such a shocker! Stephanie will thwart Brooke's lame ass attempt at seduction.
Other News:
For those of you who haven't heard, Drew Tyler Bell has signed a three year contract. This prompts me to ask this question: Will the family of squirrels living in his eyebrows be signing contracts as well?
I did not know this, but apparently, Windsor Harmon is a grandpa now. Damn that man looks good for being somebody's pee-paw!
C & S, this one is for you guys. WARNING: Bouncing quarters off of tight asses can be harmful to your health!
Friday, June 12, 2009
Jack Turns to Mary Jane for Pity Sex 6-12-09
Today's episode of Y&R was full of drama and Sharonisms. Jack remains one of the most appealing characters on the show!
Jeffery tried to hire Mary Jane to do some P.R. work for him. Mary Jane told him that she catered to higher clientelle and that he should look elsewhere. Mary Jane walked away and Gloria walked up. Jeffery and Gloria discussed how they plan to blackmail her and that their problems will be solved. Later, they saw her kissing Jack and decided that Mary Jane was a high price hooker. Um. No. Try homicidal sociopath with schizophrenic tendencies.
Sharon was all set to move out of the Abbott mansion when she suddenly had a flashback of the good times with Jack. Jack came in and begged her to stay. Sharon said that Nick was her life and that she needed to be with him, but that she would miss Jack. Sharon then blah blah blahed about the flashback. Jack then begged her some more. Nick picked Sharon up. That's violation no. 1. Nick came into the house to do it. That's violation no. 2.
Nick managed to visit Phyllis as well. Michael was in attendance. Nick started blah blah blahing about divorce this and settlement that. Michael went off on Nick. Nick acted non-chalant. Michael left. Nick spoke. It pissed Phyllis off. Nick got the boot. AGAIN. Summer came downstairs looking for Nick, but Phyllis lied to her and said it was just the t.v. she heard.
I guess Jack could take no more so he went to Mary Jane for a booty call. She was happy to oblige. When Jack was done with her, Mary Jane urged Jack to stay. Jack, of course, bounced on her crazy ass anyway. Jack left and Mary Jane busted out her psycho scrap book and rubbed her finger over a picture of Phyllis. Then she showed up at the tack house with some bogus Restless Style emergency and offered to babysit Summer. Phyllis fell for it. Just as it seemed that some scary shit was going to go down, Jack showed up.
Noah showed up at the GCAC and Nick and Sharon broke the news to them. Noah went off. Nick got mad. Sharon pretended to be a mother. Noah left. He found Eden (yes, she was on today!) and asked her to move in with him.
Billy and Chloe had a talk about the whole maybe-baby debacle. Chloe spewed more insults. Mac walked in and Chloe almost told her everything. Billy did everything in his power to shut Chloe up. Mac left to go the bar. Billy quickly and predictably followed. At the bar, Mac and Billy reminisced. They danced to their stupid ass song and then the shared a hot kiss. Yes. I said it. It was pretty hot.
Chloe was busy going through Mac's stuff and calling everything boring. She happened upon Mac's Billy based scrapbook and started reading, all while wearing Mac's tiara. Guess it wasn't so boring after all.
SPOILERS:
Cane asks Katherine to get Nina off his back. Paul will also be digging up dirt on Cane. Phillip IV has Huntingtons disease so Nina needs Phillip III DNA. Nina does some research and discovers that no Cane DNA tests actually exist. She then has Phillip's body exhumed, but there is no body.
If I haven't already told you, Nick is the father of the maybe-baby. That's the plain old boring truth. No twists. No turns. Just the same boring old shit.
Victor will meet with the doctor that Adam hired for Ashley. Ashley likes the guy. Olivia will recognize him and remember him for his sexual misconduct. Ashley and Victor will figure out that Adam is the one pulling all the crap. He will convince them that it is Estella and they have charges filed against her. Rafe will visit Adam and after talking, he will become suspicious. He will begin to search through Adam's stuff. Adam will distract him by telling Rafe that he has feelings for him.
Adam will find out that he will completely lose his vision. Then he will drop his botox supply.
Daniel will make bail, but people are going to be pissed about it. Wish I knew who those people were.
Jeffery tried to hire Mary Jane to do some P.R. work for him. Mary Jane told him that she catered to higher clientelle and that he should look elsewhere. Mary Jane walked away and Gloria walked up. Jeffery and Gloria discussed how they plan to blackmail her and that their problems will be solved. Later, they saw her kissing Jack and decided that Mary Jane was a high price hooker. Um. No. Try homicidal sociopath with schizophrenic tendencies.
Sharon was all set to move out of the Abbott mansion when she suddenly had a flashback of the good times with Jack. Jack came in and begged her to stay. Sharon said that Nick was her life and that she needed to be with him, but that she would miss Jack. Sharon then blah blah blahed about the flashback. Jack then begged her some more. Nick picked Sharon up. That's violation no. 1. Nick came into the house to do it. That's violation no. 2.
Nick managed to visit Phyllis as well. Michael was in attendance. Nick started blah blah blahing about divorce this and settlement that. Michael went off on Nick. Nick acted non-chalant. Michael left. Nick spoke. It pissed Phyllis off. Nick got the boot. AGAIN. Summer came downstairs looking for Nick, but Phyllis lied to her and said it was just the t.v. she heard.
I guess Jack could take no more so he went to Mary Jane for a booty call. She was happy to oblige. When Jack was done with her, Mary Jane urged Jack to stay. Jack, of course, bounced on her crazy ass anyway. Jack left and Mary Jane busted out her psycho scrap book and rubbed her finger over a picture of Phyllis. Then she showed up at the tack house with some bogus Restless Style emergency and offered to babysit Summer. Phyllis fell for it. Just as it seemed that some scary shit was going to go down, Jack showed up.
Noah showed up at the GCAC and Nick and Sharon broke the news to them. Noah went off. Nick got mad. Sharon pretended to be a mother. Noah left. He found Eden (yes, she was on today!) and asked her to move in with him.
Billy and Chloe had a talk about the whole maybe-baby debacle. Chloe spewed more insults. Mac walked in and Chloe almost told her everything. Billy did everything in his power to shut Chloe up. Mac left to go the bar. Billy quickly and predictably followed. At the bar, Mac and Billy reminisced. They danced to their stupid ass song and then the shared a hot kiss. Yes. I said it. It was pretty hot.
Chloe was busy going through Mac's stuff and calling everything boring. She happened upon Mac's Billy based scrapbook and started reading, all while wearing Mac's tiara. Guess it wasn't so boring after all.
SPOILERS:
Cane asks Katherine to get Nina off his back. Paul will also be digging up dirt on Cane. Phillip IV has Huntingtons disease so Nina needs Phillip III DNA. Nina does some research and discovers that no Cane DNA tests actually exist. She then has Phillip's body exhumed, but there is no body.
If I haven't already told you, Nick is the father of the maybe-baby. That's the plain old boring truth. No twists. No turns. Just the same boring old shit.
Victor will meet with the doctor that Adam hired for Ashley. Ashley likes the guy. Olivia will recognize him and remember him for his sexual misconduct. Ashley and Victor will figure out that Adam is the one pulling all the crap. He will convince them that it is Estella and they have charges filed against her. Rafe will visit Adam and after talking, he will become suspicious. He will begin to search through Adam's stuff. Adam will distract him by telling Rafe that he has feelings for him.
Adam will find out that he will completely lose his vision. Then he will drop his botox supply.
Daniel will make bail, but people are going to be pissed about it. Wish I knew who those people were.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Adam's Antics 6-11-09
I just love how the craziness of Y&R is affecting the fans, including myself. I am amazed to see all the things that people have to say and predictions that are being thrown around. Anyway here's what I got for today's eppy:
Today's show was kind of boring actually. Paul had lunch with Heather at the GCAC. Apparently this was a big mistake because Mary Jane showed up bitching about Paul being on her turf. Heather and Paul quickly left, but suspicions are ever heightened!
Nikki was still on her crusade and she was finally able to reveal to Victor her suspicions and facts about Adam's antics. Victor then declared to Adam that he trusted him no more and that he would no longer be allowed in the house alone with Ashley. Victor stormed away and Adam spoke outloud saying that he was the one in control. Victor had the whole Travolta thing going on today. Curious as to why.
Agent Aucker showed up at Daniel's and made threats throughout the entire episode. The four musketeers all just hung out staring at him and looking scared, making failed attempts to defend themselves. I am starting to think that Aucker is in on this whole stupid scheme. I also think that looking at his ugly ass hurts my eyes.
Nikki called Victoria and told him about the Victoria crate debacle. Victor bounced on Ashley's psycho ass so fast her non-baby's head spun!
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Today's show was kind of boring actually. Paul had lunch with Heather at the GCAC. Apparently this was a big mistake because Mary Jane showed up bitching about Paul being on her turf. Heather and Paul quickly left, but suspicions are ever heightened!
Nikki was still on her crusade and she was finally able to reveal to Victor her suspicions and facts about Adam's antics. Victor then declared to Adam that he trusted him no more and that he would no longer be allowed in the house alone with Ashley. Victor stormed away and Adam spoke outloud saying that he was the one in control. Victor had the whole Travolta thing going on today. Curious as to why.
Agent Aucker showed up at Daniel's and made threats throughout the entire episode. The four musketeers all just hung out staring at him and looking scared, making failed attempts to defend themselves. I am starting to think that Aucker is in on this whole stupid scheme. I also think that looking at his ugly ass hurts my eyes.
Nikki called Victoria and told him about the Victoria crate debacle. Victor bounced on Ashley's psycho ass so fast her non-baby's head spun!
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What the *bleep* is up with B&B? 6-11-09
Yesterday I was in a really crappy mood and I almost abandoned B&B forever. Upon reflection, I was thinking a little on the hasty side. Having said that, Ronn Moss needs to step up his game if he's going to be taking up so much screen time.
We all know that B&B is only about 19 minutes per episode. So, this week has been kind of slow. Ridge and Taylor are at the cabin at Big Bear and Ridge is high as a kite as a result of all the damn volumes he took. I was kind of enjoying the crazy camera stuff yesterday, but then Taylor spoke and all was lost.
I cannot stand when Brooke acts like everybody else is at fault for her son's actions. However, Ridge needs to get over it. Rick and Steffy are adults and if they want to be together, I am with Brooke, let them be!
Brooke's denial is apparent and Donna's anger is misdirected. Donna needs NOT to concentrate on Brooke's problems, but NEEDS to look at the mess in her own life. I don't think she is aware of the magnitude of the potential reunion of Stephanie and Eric. When she does become aware of the closeness between them, I am sure she will break out the honey bear bottle for all to see.
One last little question. Please feel free to tell me your answer in some form or another! Why the hell is Pam walking around, and where the hell is Marcus?
We all know that B&B is only about 19 minutes per episode. So, this week has been kind of slow. Ridge and Taylor are at the cabin at Big Bear and Ridge is high as a kite as a result of all the damn volumes he took. I was kind of enjoying the crazy camera stuff yesterday, but then Taylor spoke and all was lost.
I cannot stand when Brooke acts like everybody else is at fault for her son's actions. However, Ridge needs to get over it. Rick and Steffy are adults and if they want to be together, I am with Brooke, let them be!
Brooke's denial is apparent and Donna's anger is misdirected. Donna needs NOT to concentrate on Brooke's problems, but NEEDS to look at the mess in her own life. I don't think she is aware of the magnitude of the potential reunion of Stephanie and Eric. When she does become aware of the closeness between them, I am sure she will break out the honey bear bottle for all to see.
One last little question. Please feel free to tell me your answer in some form or another! Why the hell is Pam walking around, and where the hell is Marcus?
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Stuffed Kitties & Falling Crates 6-10-09
I don't know if I can write about Bold and the Beautiful right now without spitting negative virtual venom all over the damn place. So it's just Y&R today and we shall see where it goes from there and this totally depends on B&B getting it together!
Billy went to the Chancellor mansion to see Chloe. He begged her to come back to him, but she flatly refused. She also insulted him a lot. Not saying he doesn't deserve it; but, when Billy is sad, I am sad. Billy asked Chloe when she was going to stop being pissed at her. Chloe is a better woman than I, because he would have been laying on the ground after that little gem.
Billy ran into Mac at Crimson Lights. Mac just happened to have some scrapbook of her and Billy with her and the two looked through it together. Just when it seemed as if Mac was coming around, she rejected Billy again. Billy called her out on her true feelings, she confessed, and they were holding hands. Then she rejected him again while Chloe looked on.
Nina cornered Cane at Jimmie's and grilled him about his past. Cane tried to avoid her questions, but of course, he failed. Nina became more suspicious. When she could squeeze nothing from him, she left. Cane hurried to a dark corner and called Langley/Phillip III who was once again tending bar. I love how he kept his back to the camera as if his presence was some big surprise that we were all on pins and needles to see!
Paul cornered Mary Jane and called her out. Mary Jane told him that he was tripping. Paul had obviously struck a chord in her. Later the asshole cop showed up and announced to Paul that Mary Jane had filed charges against him for stalking and harassment. The the asshole cop took Paul to the station for questioning. Cut to Mary Jane's room and she was talking to that damn cat, confessing all her secrets. Apparently Mary Jane likes to kill birds and cats. Y&R isn't even trying to hide the fact that the cat is fake! Hilarious!
Victoria went to meet Agent Fake in the alley but Daniel beat her there. When Agent Fake showed up in the alley, Daniel demanded his painting and the fake agent whipped out a gun. Agent Fake told Daniel to leave and Daniel said he wasn't going anywhere. Out of nowhere Agent Fake was shot. DEAD. Victoria came out to do her thing and she saw Daniel run. She whispered into the mike "he's running, he's running!". Seconds later, she discovered Agent Fake's body and a conveniently huge pile of empty crates fell on top of her. That, friends, is one of her favorite pasttimes. Random shit just falls on her head.
Amber and Kevin ran around like fools assuming the worst until they hunted down Jana and demanded answers. She confessed all. The whole dead agent thing happened and they all met up at the apartment and sat in the dark. Because that truly is the smartest place to hide, right?
I will blog at you tomorrow!
Billy went to the Chancellor mansion to see Chloe. He begged her to come back to him, but she flatly refused. She also insulted him a lot. Not saying he doesn't deserve it; but, when Billy is sad, I am sad. Billy asked Chloe when she was going to stop being pissed at her. Chloe is a better woman than I, because he would have been laying on the ground after that little gem.
Billy ran into Mac at Crimson Lights. Mac just happened to have some scrapbook of her and Billy with her and the two looked through it together. Just when it seemed as if Mac was coming around, she rejected Billy again. Billy called her out on her true feelings, she confessed, and they were holding hands. Then she rejected him again while Chloe looked on.
Nina cornered Cane at Jimmie's and grilled him about his past. Cane tried to avoid her questions, but of course, he failed. Nina became more suspicious. When she could squeeze nothing from him, she left. Cane hurried to a dark corner and called Langley/Phillip III who was once again tending bar. I love how he kept his back to the camera as if his presence was some big surprise that we were all on pins and needles to see!
Paul cornered Mary Jane and called her out. Mary Jane told him that he was tripping. Paul had obviously struck a chord in her. Later the asshole cop showed up and announced to Paul that Mary Jane had filed charges against him for stalking and harassment. The the asshole cop took Paul to the station for questioning. Cut to Mary Jane's room and she was talking to that damn cat, confessing all her secrets. Apparently Mary Jane likes to kill birds and cats. Y&R isn't even trying to hide the fact that the cat is fake! Hilarious!
Victoria went to meet Agent Fake in the alley but Daniel beat her there. When Agent Fake showed up in the alley, Daniel demanded his painting and the fake agent whipped out a gun. Agent Fake told Daniel to leave and Daniel said he wasn't going anywhere. Out of nowhere Agent Fake was shot. DEAD. Victoria came out to do her thing and she saw Daniel run. She whispered into the mike "he's running, he's running!". Seconds later, she discovered Agent Fake's body and a conveniently huge pile of empty crates fell on top of her. That, friends, is one of her favorite pasttimes. Random shit just falls on her head.
Amber and Kevin ran around like fools assuming the worst until they hunted down Jana and demanded answers. She confessed all. The whole dead agent thing happened and they all met up at the apartment and sat in the dark. Because that truly is the smartest place to hide, right?
I will blog at you tomorrow!
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Fake Art, Maybe-Baby, No-Baby, and The Flying Dead Crow 6-9-09
Y&R is so good as of late, I cannot pick and choose the finest points. Oh Wait. If you subtract Daniel, Victoria, and Jana from the equation then we've got a good show!
Regardless, psychoitis is rampant is Genoa City!
After Jack stopped Phyllis from making an ass of herself at the Club, he followed her home and stayed with her all night. They did not have anymore "poor us" sex. Phyllis and Jack talked for a moment and Jack left telling her "See ya, Red". As he was walking away, Mary Jane came out of some barn like structure and said "You lost your husband, Red. So you're coming after my man, Red. Big mistake, Red."
A few minutes passed and Mary Jane knocked on Phyllis' door and encouraged her to fight for her marriage. Nick showed up and he and Phyllis had awkward conversation in Mary Jane's presence. It was obvious that she did NOT like what she was seeing. Mary Jane left.
I need to interject right here and announce that for the ENTIRE episode, an annoying bird was "singing" in the background very loudly.
Summer's teacher came by for a meeting because, well you know, teachers always make house calls. Anyway, she blah blah blahed about Nick and Phyllis' perfect love blah blah blah. Phyllis tried to point out to Nick that they did have a great love. Nick kindly told Phyllis that he still had feelings for her. Ouch. Then Phyllis told him to get out of her face. So after blah blah blahing about being a good father to Summer, Product Boy tucked tail and ran (home) to Sharon.
Sharon also had some splainin to do when Jack cornered her at the club. She tried to lie, but instantly came clean. Sharon confessed her intentions to be with Nick and Jack was devastated but supportive. As they discussed the break-up, Sharon felt the baby kick. Call me appalled when that bitch grabbed The Vein's hand and put it over the maybe-baby belly! Gah! Does she have no shame?!
Jack decided to check on Phyllis to see if her "talk" with Nick had gone as good as his "talk" with Sharon. As they discussed the days events, a suddenly silent dead crow came hurtling threw the window, shattering the glass and landing on the floor in front of him. I, for one, was extremely amused. I have the feeling you were as well! Even better? Phyllis looking at the crow and saying this: "Oh my God Jack! It really does happen to the best of us!" Quite frankly, that made absolutely no sense at all. It was still great over all though!
Daniel was set to go the alleyway to stop Agent Fake from dealing with Icky Vicky. Daniel was averted by an offer of sex from the always beautiful, but slightly misunderstood, Amber. The penis in him made him stay. Screw all those other people! Icky Vicky was getting wired up to go bust Agent Fake. J.T. came in and told her he refused to let her go through with it. By the end of the episode though, both Icky Vicky and J.T. were headed out to take down Agent Fake. Amber and Daniel were done doing the deed and Amber was pretending to be asleep so Daniel finally was able to sneak out. Amber was suspicious. She called someone. Don't know who because my damn cable froze! GAH!
Adam continued to con Ashley today. Nikki came over and confronted Adam about his lies. Adam tried to lie some more, but Nikki demanded to see Ashley. Adam's doctor showed up and played along with Adam telling Ashley that she and the baby are fine. After the doctor talked to Ashley, he went upstairs and confirmed that the baby was dead to Adam. The doctor condemned Adam for his behavior, but Adam pointed out that he had dirt on the doc. The doc agreed to keep his mouth shut. Downstairs, Ashley was kind of rude to Nikki.
Here's the two things I am pondering:
Nikki picked up the bloody towel and gave it to Adam. Now, he has her fingerprints on evidence. Hmmmmm.
Or,
Adam is going to have to off Nikki in order to keep his reign of terror going.
Victor came home and Ashley assured him that Adam has helped her a lot while he was gone. Then the two had an icky convo about their love and their baby while Adam stood lurking in the background. Next to making Ashley think she's crazy, that's his favorite thing to do!
That's all I got. Busy, busy, busy. CAW CAW!
Regardless, psychoitis is rampant is Genoa City!
After Jack stopped Phyllis from making an ass of herself at the Club, he followed her home and stayed with her all night. They did not have anymore "poor us" sex. Phyllis and Jack talked for a moment and Jack left telling her "See ya, Red". As he was walking away, Mary Jane came out of some barn like structure and said "You lost your husband, Red. So you're coming after my man, Red. Big mistake, Red."
A few minutes passed and Mary Jane knocked on Phyllis' door and encouraged her to fight for her marriage. Nick showed up and he and Phyllis had awkward conversation in Mary Jane's presence. It was obvious that she did NOT like what she was seeing. Mary Jane left.
I need to interject right here and announce that for the ENTIRE episode, an annoying bird was "singing" in the background very loudly.
Summer's teacher came by for a meeting because, well you know, teachers always make house calls. Anyway, she blah blah blahed about Nick and Phyllis' perfect love blah blah blah. Phyllis tried to point out to Nick that they did have a great love. Nick kindly told Phyllis that he still had feelings for her. Ouch. Then Phyllis told him to get out of her face. So after blah blah blahing about being a good father to Summer, Product Boy tucked tail and ran (home) to Sharon.
Sharon also had some splainin to do when Jack cornered her at the club. She tried to lie, but instantly came clean. Sharon confessed her intentions to be with Nick and Jack was devastated but supportive. As they discussed the break-up, Sharon felt the baby kick. Call me appalled when that bitch grabbed The Vein's hand and put it over the maybe-baby belly! Gah! Does she have no shame?!
Jack decided to check on Phyllis to see if her "talk" with Nick had gone as good as his "talk" with Sharon. As they discussed the days events, a suddenly silent dead crow came hurtling threw the window, shattering the glass and landing on the floor in front of him. I, for one, was extremely amused. I have the feeling you were as well! Even better? Phyllis looking at the crow and saying this: "Oh my God Jack! It really does happen to the best of us!" Quite frankly, that made absolutely no sense at all. It was still great over all though!
Daniel was set to go the alleyway to stop Agent Fake from dealing with Icky Vicky. Daniel was averted by an offer of sex from the always beautiful, but slightly misunderstood, Amber. The penis in him made him stay. Screw all those other people! Icky Vicky was getting wired up to go bust Agent Fake. J.T. came in and told her he refused to let her go through with it. By the end of the episode though, both Icky Vicky and J.T. were headed out to take down Agent Fake. Amber and Daniel were done doing the deed and Amber was pretending to be asleep so Daniel finally was able to sneak out. Amber was suspicious. She called someone. Don't know who because my damn cable froze! GAH!
Adam continued to con Ashley today. Nikki came over and confronted Adam about his lies. Adam tried to lie some more, but Nikki demanded to see Ashley. Adam's doctor showed up and played along with Adam telling Ashley that she and the baby are fine. After the doctor talked to Ashley, he went upstairs and confirmed that the baby was dead to Adam. The doctor condemned Adam for his behavior, but Adam pointed out that he had dirt on the doc. The doc agreed to keep his mouth shut. Downstairs, Ashley was kind of rude to Nikki.
Here's the two things I am pondering:
Nikki picked up the bloody towel and gave it to Adam. Now, he has her fingerprints on evidence. Hmmmmm.
Or,
Adam is going to have to off Nikki in order to keep his reign of terror going.
Victor came home and Ashley assured him that Adam has helped her a lot while he was gone. Then the two had an icky convo about their love and their baby while Adam stood lurking in the background. Next to making Ashley think she's crazy, that's his favorite thing to do!
That's all I got. Busy, busy, busy. CAW CAW!
Monday, June 8, 2009
Bondage and Breakdowns, Oh my! 6-8-09
As I previously reported, Mary Jane is psycho. Oh wait. We already knew that. What I didn't personally know that she had a psycho clip out poster going on. We got to see that today as she cut out Phyllis' head, pasted it to the poster, and then had a full on conversation with it. Afterwards, she strolled down to the bar where she ran into Jack. She lured Jack upstairs and yada, yada, yada, had a nice helping of Phyllis' sloppy seconds. Jack politely thanked her when he was done using her, and she basically told him that she was willing to do anything to be with him. Jack "let her down easy" and left. I guess even bondage cannot make Mary Jane an appealing mate.
Nikki was still banging on the door at Moustache Manor, convinced that Ashley was in trouble. Adam wriggled out of the purple dress and into a more appropriate wife beater and sweats, and opened the door. He spewed some bull about Jack taking Ashley out to dinner and Nikki left, even though she didn't believe him. Adam ran back into the house and panicked over the amount of blood that was still on the floor. He seemed remorseful....but, he really isn't. Later, Nikki ran into Jack at the club and he confirmed that Adam had been lying after all.
Ashley regained consciousness and called for help. Adam came running and told her it was all a dream. Ashley seemed to accept this answer, but after a few more flashbacks, got up to confront Adam. She recounted the events of the night to Adam, who then convinced her that she really was going crazy and that what she thought happened had, in fact, been a dream. Ashley remains suspicious.
Sharon and Nick laid in bed for the entire episode basking in the afterglow. Nick rambled on about how he knows the baby is his, blah, Cassie's prophecy, blah, we belong together, blah...Sharon explained to Nick that she owes Jack an explanation. Um. Correction! You owe him a lot more than that, Bitch!
Phyllis and Jack had some after-sex talk about fighting for the ones they love. Jack decided to fight for Sharon. Phyllis didn't decide anything. She thanked Jack for being there for her. Jack said "Anytime!" like he lent her a cup of sugar or something. Phyllis tried to be brave, but broke down as she confessed the whole damn ugly mess to Daniel.
Victoria and Jana met with Agent Fake and Victoria slapped him with a few verbal insults. Jana tried to convince Victoria to call the police. Agent Fake convinced her not to, using her love of art to get to her. Victoria stopped everything because she needed to think. Um. Sure. Whatever. She must have thought long and hard because two seconds later she agreed to meet Fake Agent in an alley with no back up. That's using the old noodle. Jana looked on disapprovingly. Agent Fake left and Victoria confessed to Jana that she would go to the feds.
Victoria did go to the Feds and they asked her to wear a wire. Jana ran to Daniel and they both shared in a moment of panic over Victoria's involvement with the Feds. This can only go one way, and that's BAD.
On B&B today, Brooke sided with Rick and Steffy who want to get back together. Ridge refused to accept the repairing. He also refused to accept Brooke's acceptance of the couple. He told Brooke he could take no more, that he was losing his sanity, and that he was DONE. He then went to be "alone" at Phoebe's gravesite.
Taylor and Thomas were already there, conveniently discussing the fact that Ridge is with Brooke when they should be a family. Thomas magically disappeared, leaving Taylor waiting for the mourning Ridge. After crying on her shoulder, Ridge told Taylor he was losing it. She pulled out a bottle of volumes or some shit and gave him one to "take the edge off". Where I am from, that's called a felony. Damn! Can Taylor do no wrong?! Taylor then packed up Ridge and took him to Big Bear. Brooke continued to try to reach Ridge, but Taylor made sure he didn't get Brooke's calls. Later, Ridge swallowed some more pills. Guess looking at Taylor nowadays is harder than we thought.
Eric was still trying to convince Stephanie that she should come back to Forrester. Stephanie promptly told him that he just needed her to save his ass and the ass of the company. Well said!
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Nikki was still banging on the door at Moustache Manor, convinced that Ashley was in trouble. Adam wriggled out of the purple dress and into a more appropriate wife beater and sweats, and opened the door. He spewed some bull about Jack taking Ashley out to dinner and Nikki left, even though she didn't believe him. Adam ran back into the house and panicked over the amount of blood that was still on the floor. He seemed remorseful....but, he really isn't. Later, Nikki ran into Jack at the club and he confirmed that Adam had been lying after all.
Ashley regained consciousness and called for help. Adam came running and told her it was all a dream. Ashley seemed to accept this answer, but after a few more flashbacks, got up to confront Adam. She recounted the events of the night to Adam, who then convinced her that she really was going crazy and that what she thought happened had, in fact, been a dream. Ashley remains suspicious.
Sharon and Nick laid in bed for the entire episode basking in the afterglow. Nick rambled on about how he knows the baby is his, blah, Cassie's prophecy, blah, we belong together, blah...Sharon explained to Nick that she owes Jack an explanation. Um. Correction! You owe him a lot more than that, Bitch!
Phyllis and Jack had some after-sex talk about fighting for the ones they love. Jack decided to fight for Sharon. Phyllis didn't decide anything. She thanked Jack for being there for her. Jack said "Anytime!" like he lent her a cup of sugar or something. Phyllis tried to be brave, but broke down as she confessed the whole damn ugly mess to Daniel.
Victoria and Jana met with Agent Fake and Victoria slapped him with a few verbal insults. Jana tried to convince Victoria to call the police. Agent Fake convinced her not to, using her love of art to get to her. Victoria stopped everything because she needed to think. Um. Sure. Whatever. She must have thought long and hard because two seconds later she agreed to meet Fake Agent in an alley with no back up. That's using the old noodle. Jana looked on disapprovingly. Agent Fake left and Victoria confessed to Jana that she would go to the feds.
Victoria did go to the Feds and they asked her to wear a wire. Jana ran to Daniel and they both shared in a moment of panic over Victoria's involvement with the Feds. This can only go one way, and that's BAD.
On B&B today, Brooke sided with Rick and Steffy who want to get back together. Ridge refused to accept the repairing. He also refused to accept Brooke's acceptance of the couple. He told Brooke he could take no more, that he was losing his sanity, and that he was DONE. He then went to be "alone" at Phoebe's gravesite.
Taylor and Thomas were already there, conveniently discussing the fact that Ridge is with Brooke when they should be a family. Thomas magically disappeared, leaving Taylor waiting for the mourning Ridge. After crying on her shoulder, Ridge told Taylor he was losing it. She pulled out a bottle of volumes or some shit and gave him one to "take the edge off". Where I am from, that's called a felony. Damn! Can Taylor do no wrong?! Taylor then packed up Ridge and took him to Big Bear. Brooke continued to try to reach Ridge, but Taylor made sure he didn't get Brooke's calls. Later, Ridge swallowed some more pills. Guess looking at Taylor nowadays is harder than we thought.
Eric was still trying to convince Stephanie that she should come back to Forrester. Stephanie promptly told him that he just needed her to save his ass and the ass of the company. Well said!
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Sunday, June 7, 2009
Insanity Ensues! 6-7-09
Suddenly I have a life and that is taking some getting used to. My blogging, if you have noticed, has been seriously lacking. My soap viewing, however, has not so here's what I got:
Y&R:
Last week, Sharon decided that she really was going to stick it out with Jack. Jack proposed to Sharon and she came up with a hundred different reasons why she could not remarry him. She failed to mention the real reason, which was that she was waiting for Nicholas to come around. Mary Jane cornered Sharon and told her that if she didn't leave Jack alone, she was going to hurt Sharon. A lot of people want to do that right now, so this isn't surprising to anyone.
Over at the tack house, Nick came home after avoiding Phyllis for a hot second. Phyllis demanded answers before he could even put his briefcase down. Nick told Phyllis that things just weren't working and he wanted a divorce. He finally admitted the truth, which was that he was still in love with Sharon and that he wanted to be with her.
Phyllis screamed and yelled. She did say she wasn't going to cry over his loser ass. Well, she didn't say those words but the principle was the same. Nick went to the club and got a room. Sharon, who for some odd reason still has her room, walked past the door as he was letting himself into his room. He invited her in.
Nick and Sharon discussed Nick's feelings and his pending divorce. They chatted about it being a dream come true and then promptly had "poke the baby in the head" sexual relations. Phyllis in the meantime called Jack in a panic and he came running. They talked about the respective dooms of their relationships. Yada yada yada: Jack attacked Phyllis and they had hot raunchy sex all over the tack house couch. The creepy factor was evident as the camera cut to the window and there stood Mary Jane watching in horror as Jack did the nasty with somebody besides her.
More creepiness set in over at Moustache Manor as Adam's evil plan came to fruition even more than even Adam himself had planned. Victor conveniently went on an overnight business trip. Nicholas promised to watch over Ashley. Obviously, he was busy. Adam played more creepy Sabrina voice clippings and Ashley got scared. Adam busted out and went drag by putting on a purple Sabrina-esque dress and matching Sabrina-esque wig.
Ashley went in search of the voice and encountered what she thought to be Sabrina but as the lightning flashed she could see it was Adam. I guess this really scared the mess out of her because she fell down the stairs. Adam panicked and knelt to help her just about the same time that Nikki showed up and knocked on the door, concerned about Ashley herself.
I read that Adam has some dirt on the doctor that comes to examine Ashley. The doctor will discover that Ashley has miscarried but Adam will blackmail him into telling Ashley that she and the baby are find. Later, Ashley will tell Adam that she feels the baby kicking. That's some creepy sh*t!
Also, I have been privy to some of Monday's episode and was completely shocked to see Jack hook up with Mary Jane at the GCAC bar. After plying Jack with a couple of bourbon on the rocks, Jack agreed to go up to MJ's room to discuss business. Once upstairs, Mary Jane made her move. She blindfolded Jack and broke kinky on his ass, an act he can't resist, EVER. So yes, Mary Jane gets Phyllis' sloppy seconds and Jack left her high and dry afterwards telling her "Well, it's been fun!"
OK That's all I got for now. I am busy with my ABC site so if you want updates on those, you can always catch my blogs over on my forum. Just hit me up and I shall send you the link!
Y&R:
Last week, Sharon decided that she really was going to stick it out with Jack. Jack proposed to Sharon and she came up with a hundred different reasons why she could not remarry him. She failed to mention the real reason, which was that she was waiting for Nicholas to come around. Mary Jane cornered Sharon and told her that if she didn't leave Jack alone, she was going to hurt Sharon. A lot of people want to do that right now, so this isn't surprising to anyone.
Over at the tack house, Nick came home after avoiding Phyllis for a hot second. Phyllis demanded answers before he could even put his briefcase down. Nick told Phyllis that things just weren't working and he wanted a divorce. He finally admitted the truth, which was that he was still in love with Sharon and that he wanted to be with her.
Phyllis screamed and yelled. She did say she wasn't going to cry over his loser ass. Well, she didn't say those words but the principle was the same. Nick went to the club and got a room. Sharon, who for some odd reason still has her room, walked past the door as he was letting himself into his room. He invited her in.
Nick and Sharon discussed Nick's feelings and his pending divorce. They chatted about it being a dream come true and then promptly had "poke the baby in the head" sexual relations. Phyllis in the meantime called Jack in a panic and he came running. They talked about the respective dooms of their relationships. Yada yada yada: Jack attacked Phyllis and they had hot raunchy sex all over the tack house couch. The creepy factor was evident as the camera cut to the window and there stood Mary Jane watching in horror as Jack did the nasty with somebody besides her.
More creepiness set in over at Moustache Manor as Adam's evil plan came to fruition even more than even Adam himself had planned. Victor conveniently went on an overnight business trip. Nicholas promised to watch over Ashley. Obviously, he was busy. Adam played more creepy Sabrina voice clippings and Ashley got scared. Adam busted out and went drag by putting on a purple Sabrina-esque dress and matching Sabrina-esque wig.
Ashley went in search of the voice and encountered what she thought to be Sabrina but as the lightning flashed she could see it was Adam. I guess this really scared the mess out of her because she fell down the stairs. Adam panicked and knelt to help her just about the same time that Nikki showed up and knocked on the door, concerned about Ashley herself.
I read that Adam has some dirt on the doctor that comes to examine Ashley. The doctor will discover that Ashley has miscarried but Adam will blackmail him into telling Ashley that she and the baby are find. Later, Ashley will tell Adam that she feels the baby kicking. That's some creepy sh*t!
Also, I have been privy to some of Monday's episode and was completely shocked to see Jack hook up with Mary Jane at the GCAC bar. After plying Jack with a couple of bourbon on the rocks, Jack agreed to go up to MJ's room to discuss business. Once upstairs, Mary Jane made her move. She blindfolded Jack and broke kinky on his ass, an act he can't resist, EVER. So yes, Mary Jane gets Phyllis' sloppy seconds and Jack left her high and dry afterwards telling her "Well, it's been fun!"
OK That's all I got for now. I am busy with my ABC site so if you want updates on those, you can always catch my blogs over on my forum. Just hit me up and I shall send you the link!
Monday, June 1, 2009
What's up with Moustache Manor?! 6-1-09
Okay. So I have been busy and have just at this moment managed to sit my butt down long enough to compile my thoughts. Here's what I got for today's travesties:
Y&R:
Ashley's ever declining mental state caused Victor to bring in a psych doctor whom the Moustache informed that he believed that Ashley could be doing the ish to herself. Adam went to Ashley's room and told her what she wanted to hear and she thanked him profusely for being such a good friend. The Vein showed up shortly after to check on Ashley only to find out that he had been omitted from knowing the latest Ashley news. After it was apparent that The Moustache and The Vein were about to have a throw down of some sort, Ashley was escorted upstairs by Dr. Fix It Olivia. The boys did NOT play nice after she left the room. Later, Ashley had an odd conversation with Statue Sabrina who told her that she was not crazy. Jana spent the entire afternoon trying to convince Kevin that he should feel bad for the mean emails he keeps recieving. Daniel got a call from the Fake FBI agent and he was forced to lie to Amber again. Later Daniel and Amber went to try to convince Kevin that he should feel bad for the stupid emails. Jack tried to convince Phyllis that he had a "handle" on Sharon. Phyllis, of course, was unconvinced. Nick was trying to convince Sharon that they belong together. After a short kiss, Sharon rejected Nick and ran home to Jack's waiting arms. Nick was standing there holding himself when in walked Big Red who wanted to know right then and there where she stood.
B&B:
In the beginning of today's episode, Eric and Skeletor argued over Stephanie and her many shenanigans. Bill and Stephanie argued over their partnership, which has now been turned into a war. Stephanie threatened Bill and this prompted him to call the journalist. The Journalist came running and Bill told him to dig us some FC company dirt on Eric. The Journalist did about 5 minutes of digging on a laptop and found out that Eric had stolen the identities of dead people to hire illegal workers. Meanwhile, Stephanie ran to Eric and confessed all. Eric exploded all over Stephanie, reading her the riot act and calling Bill a pariah. The Saggy Sailor and Jackie argued over her relationship with Owen. Jackie told the Saggy Sailor not to be fuddy duddy, which I found to be rather amusing coming from the Crypt Keeper. Owen conveniently showed up for a "meeting". The meeting was actually the Saggy Sailor and Owen's excuse to trade worthless man barbs with one another. Saggy left for whatever reason and Jackie and Owen decided to do the senior citizen hustle all over Nick's desk.
OLTL:
In Llanview today, Rex ran into Gigi and Schyler at the park or some other random outside location. There, he insulted Gigi and Sky because he thought there was something going on between them. After spilling all of Sky's secrets to Gigi, Rex left the outside location to return to his now home with Super Skank, leaving Sky to deal with the wrath of Gigi. After being a judgmental bitch, Gigi was reduced to guilt ridden after Sky busted a guilt trip on her ass. The dynamic duo went to the lab to get Skank's blood bag, and Alas! It was missing. Looks like Hot Ass Kyle got the best of them again. Stacy the Skank convinced the Smarmy Pimp to punch her in the face. We were not privy to the actual punch, but I have a very vivid imagination. In my mind, it was great. Only in my mind, It was I who was punching her in the face. Not sure if anyone else noticed, but I found it super amusing that the Smarmy Pimp was suddenly attracted to the Skank after he was able to punch her in the face and get away with it. When we left off Friday, Brody had made his way to Nash's parents house. Today, Bess opened the door and went the hell off. Brody tried to get through to Jessica, even telling her that he loved her. As he was trying to convince J/B/T/L to come home with him, Nash's dad broke bad on Brody with a shot gun. After busting some gun knowledge and telling the Dad that he knew the guy wouldn't shoot him, The Mom came out of nowhere and smashed Brody in the back of the head. That's when Jessica came out and was shocked at her surroundings and the fact that her man was knocked the hell out. Starr and Blair bonded over the baby. Marcy freaked out over the baby. Cole ran to Rachel and told her about the baby. Starr told Todd that she's ready to start over now that she knows that he's not responsible for her baby's death. Todd tried to push Starr into more, but she held firm that he had NOT been forgiven.
That's all I got my peeps! I'll chat at you all tomorrow!
Y&R:
Ashley's ever declining mental state caused Victor to bring in a psych doctor whom the Moustache informed that he believed that Ashley could be doing the ish to herself. Adam went to Ashley's room and told her what she wanted to hear and she thanked him profusely for being such a good friend. The Vein showed up shortly after to check on Ashley only to find out that he had been omitted from knowing the latest Ashley news. After it was apparent that The Moustache and The Vein were about to have a throw down of some sort, Ashley was escorted upstairs by Dr. Fix It Olivia. The boys did NOT play nice after she left the room. Later, Ashley had an odd conversation with Statue Sabrina who told her that she was not crazy. Jana spent the entire afternoon trying to convince Kevin that he should feel bad for the mean emails he keeps recieving. Daniel got a call from the Fake FBI agent and he was forced to lie to Amber again. Later Daniel and Amber went to try to convince Kevin that he should feel bad for the stupid emails. Jack tried to convince Phyllis that he had a "handle" on Sharon. Phyllis, of course, was unconvinced. Nick was trying to convince Sharon that they belong together. After a short kiss, Sharon rejected Nick and ran home to Jack's waiting arms. Nick was standing there holding himself when in walked Big Red who wanted to know right then and there where she stood.
B&B:
In the beginning of today's episode, Eric and Skeletor argued over Stephanie and her many shenanigans. Bill and Stephanie argued over their partnership, which has now been turned into a war. Stephanie threatened Bill and this prompted him to call the journalist. The Journalist came running and Bill told him to dig us some FC company dirt on Eric. The Journalist did about 5 minutes of digging on a laptop and found out that Eric had stolen the identities of dead people to hire illegal workers. Meanwhile, Stephanie ran to Eric and confessed all. Eric exploded all over Stephanie, reading her the riot act and calling Bill a pariah. The Saggy Sailor and Jackie argued over her relationship with Owen. Jackie told the Saggy Sailor not to be fuddy duddy, which I found to be rather amusing coming from the Crypt Keeper. Owen conveniently showed up for a "meeting". The meeting was actually the Saggy Sailor and Owen's excuse to trade worthless man barbs with one another. Saggy left for whatever reason and Jackie and Owen decided to do the senior citizen hustle all over Nick's desk.
OLTL:
In Llanview today, Rex ran into Gigi and Schyler at the park or some other random outside location. There, he insulted Gigi and Sky because he thought there was something going on between them. After spilling all of Sky's secrets to Gigi, Rex left the outside location to return to his now home with Super Skank, leaving Sky to deal with the wrath of Gigi. After being a judgmental bitch, Gigi was reduced to guilt ridden after Sky busted a guilt trip on her ass. The dynamic duo went to the lab to get Skank's blood bag, and Alas! It was missing. Looks like Hot Ass Kyle got the best of them again. Stacy the Skank convinced the Smarmy Pimp to punch her in the face. We were not privy to the actual punch, but I have a very vivid imagination. In my mind, it was great. Only in my mind, It was I who was punching her in the face. Not sure if anyone else noticed, but I found it super amusing that the Smarmy Pimp was suddenly attracted to the Skank after he was able to punch her in the face and get away with it. When we left off Friday, Brody had made his way to Nash's parents house. Today, Bess opened the door and went the hell off. Brody tried to get through to Jessica, even telling her that he loved her. As he was trying to convince J/B/T/L to come home with him, Nash's dad broke bad on Brody with a shot gun. After busting some gun knowledge and telling the Dad that he knew the guy wouldn't shoot him, The Mom came out of nowhere and smashed Brody in the back of the head. That's when Jessica came out and was shocked at her surroundings and the fact that her man was knocked the hell out. Starr and Blair bonded over the baby. Marcy freaked out over the baby. Cole ran to Rachel and told her about the baby. Starr told Todd that she's ready to start over now that she knows that he's not responsible for her baby's death. Todd tried to push Starr into more, but she held firm that he had NOT been forgiven.
That's all I got my peeps! I'll chat at you all tomorrow!
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