Monday, July 6, 2009
I am switching domains! 7-6-09
I know you all have reasons for reading my crap. Now you can find it all in one place. Come visit me at http://411onsoaps.com. I believe that when I imported my blog to the new site, you all came with it; however, I need to check on that. Hope to see you REAL soon!
OLTL Shockers! This Week 7-6-09
These are just random spoilers that I learned of over the weekend while everyone else was celebrating independence day. Here we go:
Stacy will apparently try to make love to Rex again. Sorry stripper, no mas Rex for you!
Natalie will apoligize to Jessica for the way she reacted to Brody before. Jessica will forgive her, but is their relationship strained forever?
Bo is totally all for Brody, the mentally ill ex-soldier, joining the Police Acedemy in Llanview. I love the intelligence of Soap cops. Reminds me of Jesse on AMC.
As is always the case on soaps, Cole has found a way to avoid prison and get community service. To bad he had to turn into a confidential informant, or AKA Snitch. No one likes a snitch!
Shaun will admit his feelings for Rachel. DUH. Like we didn't see that coming, right?
Rachel and Rex will bond over Gigi and Shaun, respectively.
Todd hires a new lawyer, Elijah Clarke, and he just happens to know the big secret that is so near and dear to Tea. He's pretty hot too, so I imagine this little plan will backfire in other ways as well!
Lionel Ritchie will be performing this week. You can find more info at http://www.soaps.com/ I believe if you go to the newsroom, you can find a full article.
Another new guy, Nick, will interact with Kyle and Fish. As in, Kyle uses the guy to make Fish jealous. Can't wait for those scenes!
To all you David Vickers fans: Tuc Watkins will be coming...and going again. He will come to give Dorian some loving and then gone again!
Stacy will apparently try to make love to Rex again. Sorry stripper, no mas Rex for you!
Natalie will apoligize to Jessica for the way she reacted to Brody before. Jessica will forgive her, but is their relationship strained forever?
Bo is totally all for Brody, the mentally ill ex-soldier, joining the Police Acedemy in Llanview. I love the intelligence of Soap cops. Reminds me of Jesse on AMC.
As is always the case on soaps, Cole has found a way to avoid prison and get community service. To bad he had to turn into a confidential informant, or AKA Snitch. No one likes a snitch!
Shaun will admit his feelings for Rachel. DUH. Like we didn't see that coming, right?
Rachel and Rex will bond over Gigi and Shaun, respectively.
Todd hires a new lawyer, Elijah Clarke, and he just happens to know the big secret that is so near and dear to Tea. He's pretty hot too, so I imagine this little plan will backfire in other ways as well!
Lionel Ritchie will be performing this week. You can find more info at http://www.soaps.com/ I believe if you go to the newsroom, you can find a full article.
Another new guy, Nick, will interact with Kyle and Fish. As in, Kyle uses the guy to make Fish jealous. Can't wait for those scenes!
To all you David Vickers fans: Tuc Watkins will be coming...and going again. He will come to give Dorian some loving and then gone again!
Y&R Surprises this Week! 7-6-09
Late is better than never, but I have come with some more spoilers thanks to soaps.com and daytimeconfidential.com:
Y&R This Week:
First of all, I have to admit that I was wrong in the early stages of contract negotiations between Y&R and Melody Thomas Scott. I predicted that she would end being killed by Adam. Relax divas, Ms. Thomas Scott has resigned and will remain and the diva we all know and love.
I think it's safe to say we all know that today's eppy is a non-issue, so I will skip straight to
Tuesday:
Nick will do something illegal to help Phyllis. Yay!
Phyllis will bitch slap the Bitch DA Heather. Double Yay!
Phillip will Nina he's gay and he didn't have the heart to tell her. So he thought sending Cane in was a better idea?
Wednsday:
Nikki will walk in and catch Damrafe doing the nasty. Oh snap!
Mary Jane will set someone up for a fall. I think it's Victor. Any takers?
SHOCKER: Big Red will seek advice from Sharon the Slut. WTF?!
Thursday:
Sharon will continue to feel guilty about lying to Nick. When is that bitch going to learn?!
Friday:
Victoria gets into some more shenanigans. Snore. Bring back Heather Tom! Her talents are surely being wasted at B&B!
Deacon moves from wherever the hell he has been to Genoa City. Yay! Daniel is borrrring.
Random News:
The no-name hot bartender that had a one night stand with a drunken Jill a while back is making a return and this time, he has a name! Aidan will have scenes with Gloria and Jeffery, and be involved in whatever Colleen is going through. If you want to see his interview you can find it at http://www.soaps.com/youngandrestless/news/4669
Y&R This Week:
First of all, I have to admit that I was wrong in the early stages of contract negotiations between Y&R and Melody Thomas Scott. I predicted that she would end being killed by Adam. Relax divas, Ms. Thomas Scott has resigned and will remain and the diva we all know and love.
I think it's safe to say we all know that today's eppy is a non-issue, so I will skip straight to
Tuesday:
Nick will do something illegal to help Phyllis. Yay!
Phyllis will bitch slap the Bitch DA Heather. Double Yay!
Phillip will Nina he's gay and he didn't have the heart to tell her. So he thought sending Cane in was a better idea?
Wednsday:
Nikki will walk in and catch Damrafe doing the nasty. Oh snap!
Mary Jane will set someone up for a fall. I think it's Victor. Any takers?
SHOCKER: Big Red will seek advice from Sharon the Slut. WTF?!
Thursday:
Sharon will continue to feel guilty about lying to Nick. When is that bitch going to learn?!
Friday:
Victoria gets into some more shenanigans. Snore. Bring back Heather Tom! Her talents are surely being wasted at B&B!
Deacon moves from wherever the hell he has been to Genoa City. Yay! Daniel is borrrring.
Random News:
The no-name hot bartender that had a one night stand with a drunken Jill a while back is making a return and this time, he has a name! Aidan will have scenes with Gloria and Jeffery, and be involved in whatever Colleen is going through. If you want to see his interview you can find it at http://www.soaps.com/youngandrestless/news/4669
Friday, July 3, 2009
ABC Spoilers What the Hell is Going On? 7/3/09
Most of you already know that soaps didn't air today due to a holiday that officially starts tomorrow. OK. Anyhoo, I have managed to snatch up some spoilers, so here's what I've got:
AMC:
Erica will make it her life goal to take down Annie and prove her guilt to Adam. Erica will continue to rue over Annie. Kendall will need more assistance from Ryan, and she isn't scared to ask for it. Kendall will begin to suspect that maybe Zach is the killer after all. Look for a "moment" between Erica and Ryan, which will be seen by Kendall. After all of Erica's whining, Adam will start to have doubts and Annie will be forced to endure testing. Kendall will appear as guilty ever when new evidence surfaces. Zach will break bad on Liza by blackmailing her in order to get her to represent Kendall. I see where this storyline is going. Typical! Kendall will declare that she loves someone. Oh God. Who now?
Randi will fear that she has done something she cannot take back. I suspect this means she will have offed the new D.A. Henry North by then? Whatever the reason, Jesse will become involved and "save the day". In the meantime, Frankie will sense that something is going down with Randi, and he will most likely do some investigating. Jesse will continue to help Randi deal with what she has done.
J.R. wants to make friends again with Marissa.
David will ask for a reconciliation from Krystal, but she will decline. David will be crushed and tell Marissa that his relationship with Krystal is OVER. David will notice that Liza doesn't quite have the maternal bond with Amanda's baby is as she would if it was her own. David will start to think that Jake and Liza are in cahoots and will go on the hunt to prove it.
Look for some Pine Valley resident to come right out and ask Jake if Liza's baby is really Amanda's. By this time tomorrow, I should know the answer!
GH:
Johnny and Jason will pull another job and kill some bad guys for Sonny.
Carly who do something that no one sees coming.
Alexis is being set up by the Mayor, or is the Mayor's wife, who probably killed Brianna in the first place? Patrick will start to suspect that Alexis is the killer herself. Alexis will have to deal with the punishments for her dirty deeds with Floyd. Patrick isn't the only one who thinks it, because Alexis will be indicted on murder charges. Patrick and Robin will, of course, to set Alexis free.
Ethan will turn up the heat on Rebecca while increasingly become more envious of Nik. Ethan will threaten to expose Rebecca. Wow. We have heard and seen that one once too many times.
Rebecca will continue to juggle both men around.
So, Kristina will continue to blame Alexis for the world's problems, such as global warming. I mean, who doesn't know that Alexis caused it? I am just kidding. I just saw a preview for a movie coming out entitled Aliens in the Attic and I swear to God I saw the little chica that plays Kristina on the commercial. I dare someone to find out that info!
Kristina and Michael will be involve in a "tragic" incident that will force them to leave Port Charles. Oh snap! What now?! Jason and Sam will share some "action" if action is going to look for kids. What action means to me in this incident? Boring!
Olivia will continue to fight to keep Dante/Dominic on the down low. Meanwhile, Dante will join Sonny's crew.
Spinelli will get into some more shenanigans. Maxie and Spin finally consumate their relationship, making it official!
Claudia will try to keep her house of cards from falling.
OLTL:
John will really go to bat for Cole.
Gigi will remain in the dark about Stex sex while reconnecting with Rex. Rex and Gigi will make up and make love. Stacy will reveal all to Gigi herself in one last attempt to keep the couple apart. It didn't work. Gigi and Rex launched their attack plan against her. The plan will go well, as planned.
The long awaited nups of Cole and Starr will go off without a hitch. What? Not what you want to hear? Good, because it really will not go well. Blair will be super angry when Tea shows up as Todd's date. I am sure she will be very vocal about it. Things will go awry, most likely because of Todd and a few other little deets. Of course, our favorite young couple will not get married, but will come to a decision about their relationship. Once again, I saw this coming. Tea and Blair will work together against Todd. I knew this and reported it in one of these blog entries, but I am happy to see it coming on screen finally.
Speaking of the young crew, Markko will struggle with his parents to be with Langston and he will choose Langston in the end.
Dorian worries that her plan will backfire. She should, because it probably will.
Viki will offer Clint some well deserved advice when it comes to Bo and Nora. Bo, Nora, and Matthew will have to choose if surgery is the option for them. Later, they will find out the potential risks may be pretty bad, and now are rethinking their decision. During all this, Bo and Nora will get closer. I want them much much closer, pronto!
It will finally come out that Kyle and Fish have had sex in the past. Layla is nearing the truth and fast!
Supposedly there is some big first kiss we are waiting for. Hmmmm. Could it be Rachel and Shaun?
As usual I will probably have more tomorrow. Peace out!
AMC:
Erica will make it her life goal to take down Annie and prove her guilt to Adam. Erica will continue to rue over Annie. Kendall will need more assistance from Ryan, and she isn't scared to ask for it. Kendall will begin to suspect that maybe Zach is the killer after all. Look for a "moment" between Erica and Ryan, which will be seen by Kendall. After all of Erica's whining, Adam will start to have doubts and Annie will be forced to endure testing. Kendall will appear as guilty ever when new evidence surfaces. Zach will break bad on Liza by blackmailing her in order to get her to represent Kendall. I see where this storyline is going. Typical! Kendall will declare that she loves someone. Oh God. Who now?
Randi will fear that she has done something she cannot take back. I suspect this means she will have offed the new D.A. Henry North by then? Whatever the reason, Jesse will become involved and "save the day". In the meantime, Frankie will sense that something is going down with Randi, and he will most likely do some investigating. Jesse will continue to help Randi deal with what she has done.
J.R. wants to make friends again with Marissa.
David will ask for a reconciliation from Krystal, but she will decline. David will be crushed and tell Marissa that his relationship with Krystal is OVER. David will notice that Liza doesn't quite have the maternal bond with Amanda's baby is as she would if it was her own. David will start to think that Jake and Liza are in cahoots and will go on the hunt to prove it.
Look for some Pine Valley resident to come right out and ask Jake if Liza's baby is really Amanda's. By this time tomorrow, I should know the answer!
GH:
Johnny and Jason will pull another job and kill some bad guys for Sonny.
Carly who do something that no one sees coming.
Alexis is being set up by the Mayor, or is the Mayor's wife, who probably killed Brianna in the first place? Patrick will start to suspect that Alexis is the killer herself. Alexis will have to deal with the punishments for her dirty deeds with Floyd. Patrick isn't the only one who thinks it, because Alexis will be indicted on murder charges. Patrick and Robin will, of course, to set Alexis free.
Ethan will turn up the heat on Rebecca while increasingly become more envious of Nik. Ethan will threaten to expose Rebecca. Wow. We have heard and seen that one once too many times.
Rebecca will continue to juggle both men around.
So, Kristina will continue to blame Alexis for the world's problems, such as global warming. I mean, who doesn't know that Alexis caused it? I am just kidding. I just saw a preview for a movie coming out entitled Aliens in the Attic and I swear to God I saw the little chica that plays Kristina on the commercial. I dare someone to find out that info!
Kristina and Michael will be involve in a "tragic" incident that will force them to leave Port Charles. Oh snap! What now?! Jason and Sam will share some "action" if action is going to look for kids. What action means to me in this incident? Boring!
Olivia will continue to fight to keep Dante/Dominic on the down low. Meanwhile, Dante will join Sonny's crew.
Spinelli will get into some more shenanigans. Maxie and Spin finally consumate their relationship, making it official!
Claudia will try to keep her house of cards from falling.
OLTL:
John will really go to bat for Cole.
Gigi will remain in the dark about Stex sex while reconnecting with Rex. Rex and Gigi will make up and make love. Stacy will reveal all to Gigi herself in one last attempt to keep the couple apart. It didn't work. Gigi and Rex launched their attack plan against her. The plan will go well, as planned.
The long awaited nups of Cole and Starr will go off without a hitch. What? Not what you want to hear? Good, because it really will not go well. Blair will be super angry when Tea shows up as Todd's date. I am sure she will be very vocal about it. Things will go awry, most likely because of Todd and a few other little deets. Of course, our favorite young couple will not get married, but will come to a decision about their relationship. Once again, I saw this coming. Tea and Blair will work together against Todd. I knew this and reported it in one of these blog entries, but I am happy to see it coming on screen finally.
Speaking of the young crew, Markko will struggle with his parents to be with Langston and he will choose Langston in the end.
Dorian worries that her plan will backfire. She should, because it probably will.
Viki will offer Clint some well deserved advice when it comes to Bo and Nora. Bo, Nora, and Matthew will have to choose if surgery is the option for them. Later, they will find out the potential risks may be pretty bad, and now are rethinking their decision. During all this, Bo and Nora will get closer. I want them much much closer, pronto!
It will finally come out that Kyle and Fish have had sex in the past. Layla is nearing the truth and fast!
Supposedly there is some big first kiss we are waiting for. Hmmmm. Could it be Rachel and Shaun?
As usual I will probably have more tomorrow. Peace out!
A Glorious Day in Soap Land 7-3-09
Nikki and Victor waited outside of Summer's hospital room, which they were not allowed to into. Michael told them what was up with Summer's custody hearing. Victor told Michael what he aways does in these situations: "I don't give a damn! Get it done!" The room was guarded by armed dudes and Nikki and Victor struggled while waiting for Michael to come back. When he did come back, he announced that Nikki and Victor now had custody of Summer. Wonder what Ashley is going to think about that?
The art story and Agent Aucker both suck. Amber must think the same exact thing because she went off on him. The FBI executed more search warrants on Kevin, Jana, Daniel, Amber, and Crimson Lights. Aucker finally allows Daniel to take a lie detector test. Kevin, Amber, and Jana were happy. Daniel was a frowny face emoticon.
Mac and Billy were stealing a moment alone at the Chancellor bbq, but the couple were forced to act like they were fighting when Chloe came barging in. After chasing off Mac, Chloe and Billy bit each other in the ass and went their separate ways. Both ended up in a coversation held by Cane wh0 was talking about how much he loves everyone. The love fest continued with arrival of Pearl the Diner Girl and Katherine was so overjoyed. Jill was overjoyed at Cane's latest DNA results and wanted others to be as well by saying "That Nina can go back to Hollyweird where she belongs". During that same exact conversation, Chloe announced that Cane was the best uncle in the world. Later, Mac and Billy took off to do some diagonal dirty dancing.
All of this led up to what we have been waiting for months to see. Katherine and Pearl were talking about Jill and Kay said this: "Don't worry, I have been taking knives out of my back for years". Murphy and Billy bonded. Hope that lasts. Cane took it upon himself to canoodle with Lily, discussing how their perfect love and baby making will continue. Paul and Nina showed and they wanted answers from Cane on the spot. The Cane crusade is now over, partly anyway. Jill and Katherine demanded answers and Lily was tapping her toe, so Cane admitted he was a fraud after all. This was after Lily to told Nina to shut up, and after Jill called Nina a lying bitch!
Nina called Cane a lying bastard, and suddenly, all were shocked when the real Phillip III walked out onto the Patio like he died yesterday. Oh hell.
SPOILERS:
Victor will catch Mary Jane lurking around the hospital for obvious reasons. Mary Jane will continue losing control of all of her lies and scheming. Victor will break into her room one more time and find her hate and revenge shrine. He will order her to leave town, but we all know that she isn't going without a fight!
Katherine will have another stroke as a result of the Cane/Langley debacles.
Adam and Mary Jane will form a freaky alliance. Hmmm. The possibilities!
Victor will ask Ashley to marry him again. Bet that will have its own repercussions.
Colleen has gotten herself into trouble. Sounds like she may be pregnant. Blah.
Lily will be diagnosed with ovarian cancer next week!
Rumors:
Deacon is returning, and the rumor is, he will turn out to be Daniel's long lost brother.
The death rumor keeps swirling and it has been confirmed that the upcoming death will not be Summer or Nikki. Could it be Eden? Or the maybe-baby? The rumor is that whoever it is, the person is closely connected to Noah.
B&B:
Today's episode started with Brooke reminiscing about Ridge and Ridge reminscing about Brooke. Ridge was staring sadly at a picture of Brooke. I was suprised when he returned it to its place on the shelf and did not throw it in the trash.
Jackie finally agreed to be Mrs. Owen and the couple got married in the flower ring or whatever. Bridget figured everything out and told Nick. Nick arrived to see the newlyweds ride off into the sunset on a yellow dune buggy.
Stephanie had a heart to heart with Ridge and encouraged him to move in with Dr. Lips and his 2 kids from hell. Then Stephanie ran over to Brooke's again and broke it down for Brooke. It is finally and truely over, Brooke and Ridge are NOT meant to be, and basically, get the hell over it! It all made sense to me.
SPOILERS:
There are none. Sorry. I tried. I failed. Hit me up and let me know what you think about any of the bs listed above!
The art story and Agent Aucker both suck. Amber must think the same exact thing because she went off on him. The FBI executed more search warrants on Kevin, Jana, Daniel, Amber, and Crimson Lights. Aucker finally allows Daniel to take a lie detector test. Kevin, Amber, and Jana were happy. Daniel was a frowny face emoticon.
Mac and Billy were stealing a moment alone at the Chancellor bbq, but the couple were forced to act like they were fighting when Chloe came barging in. After chasing off Mac, Chloe and Billy bit each other in the ass and went their separate ways. Both ended up in a coversation held by Cane wh0 was talking about how much he loves everyone. The love fest continued with arrival of Pearl the Diner Girl and Katherine was so overjoyed. Jill was overjoyed at Cane's latest DNA results and wanted others to be as well by saying "That Nina can go back to Hollyweird where she belongs". During that same exact conversation, Chloe announced that Cane was the best uncle in the world. Later, Mac and Billy took off to do some diagonal dirty dancing.
All of this led up to what we have been waiting for months to see. Katherine and Pearl were talking about Jill and Kay said this: "Don't worry, I have been taking knives out of my back for years". Murphy and Billy bonded. Hope that lasts. Cane took it upon himself to canoodle with Lily, discussing how their perfect love and baby making will continue. Paul and Nina showed and they wanted answers from Cane on the spot. The Cane crusade is now over, partly anyway. Jill and Katherine demanded answers and Lily was tapping her toe, so Cane admitted he was a fraud after all. This was after Lily to told Nina to shut up, and after Jill called Nina a lying bitch!
Nina called Cane a lying bastard, and suddenly, all were shocked when the real Phillip III walked out onto the Patio like he died yesterday. Oh hell.
SPOILERS:
Victor will catch Mary Jane lurking around the hospital for obvious reasons. Mary Jane will continue losing control of all of her lies and scheming. Victor will break into her room one more time and find her hate and revenge shrine. He will order her to leave town, but we all know that she isn't going without a fight!
Katherine will have another stroke as a result of the Cane/Langley debacles.
Adam and Mary Jane will form a freaky alliance. Hmmm. The possibilities!
Victor will ask Ashley to marry him again. Bet that will have its own repercussions.
Colleen has gotten herself into trouble. Sounds like she may be pregnant. Blah.
Lily will be diagnosed with ovarian cancer next week!
Rumors:
Deacon is returning, and the rumor is, he will turn out to be Daniel's long lost brother.
The death rumor keeps swirling and it has been confirmed that the upcoming death will not be Summer or Nikki. Could it be Eden? Or the maybe-baby? The rumor is that whoever it is, the person is closely connected to Noah.
B&B:
Today's episode started with Brooke reminiscing about Ridge and Ridge reminscing about Brooke. Ridge was staring sadly at a picture of Brooke. I was suprised when he returned it to its place on the shelf and did not throw it in the trash.
Jackie finally agreed to be Mrs. Owen and the couple got married in the flower ring or whatever. Bridget figured everything out and told Nick. Nick arrived to see the newlyweds ride off into the sunset on a yellow dune buggy.
Stephanie had a heart to heart with Ridge and encouraged him to move in with Dr. Lips and his 2 kids from hell. Then Stephanie ran over to Brooke's again and broke it down for Brooke. It is finally and truely over, Brooke and Ridge are NOT meant to be, and basically, get the hell over it! It all made sense to me.
SPOILERS:
There are none. Sorry. I tried. I failed. Hit me up and let me know what you think about any of the bs listed above!
Thursday, July 2, 2009
She is Mary Jane Benson no more! 7-2-09
Today's Y&R started off with Nina still upset from yesterday. As she contemplated the day away, Lily strolled up. Lily wanted to apologize to Niner for being such a bitch. There was bonding, followed by a little foreshadowing and then it was all over when Niner's phone rang and the DNA test results were in. Lily went with Nina so she could nab her own copy of the results. That's the smartest thing I have seen her do in a long time! Everyone gathered for the revealing over at Katherine's while Lily confronted Cane during his private convo with Jill, with the unopened results. Everyone opened the results all at once and of course, the results revealed that Cane was a Chancellor after all. Thank God for that frozen blood, right? Later, Katherine and Kay argued about Cane and being not related and blah blah blah and more gushy talk between Cane the Liar and Lily the Niave. Murphy, Katherine, Niner opened the results and was pissed. I had to leave the room because I knew I would have to listen to her bitch and moan for the next 20 minutes.
Patty Williams had a series of dreams about a little Jack, a wedding dress with a jacked up veil, and Victor coming to save the day. After getting her ass out of bed and dressed, Patty ran into Jack and told him she could really use a friend. Jack the Booty Bandit jumped right over Patty and over to Sharon the Shit Face. Patty had some more deep memories of the reason she came back to GC in the first place. She ran to her room at the GCAC and yet some dreaming, some knocked on the door and Patty thought it was Jack. Riiight. It was Paul being nosy, as usual. She told him to leave, he tried to push for answers, she abruptly ended the convo. Paul was gone. Patty played with her kitty, was drinkin and pill poppin, and boo bleeping hooing all at the same time.
All of the Newman clan were at the hospital again today with Summer. Phick bonded. Nikki and Victor bonded. It was all well and good until Heather's bitch ass showed up accusing Phyllis of having munchousin (sp?) syndrome. For those who do not know what this means, it is a word used to describe a mother who hurts her children on purpose to draw attention to the mother herself. Nick was crying in the Chapel at the hospital and Victor showed up. Nick continued to cry, and Victor never really gave him the support that he wanted or needed. 2 seconds after the Moustache left, the Vein entered. I'll be damned if within 2 seconds of their convo, I was literally balling my eyes out. Good stuff people. While all this man drama was going on, Sharon was smiling at Noah and lying at him all at the same time. Damn, she is SO good at that! Noah went right to the hospital and told him he was worried about Sharon. Whaaa Whaaaa give the bitch a sucker to console herself with. Phyllis was not arrested, but she will be soon. It seems that for now, Nick will stand by her side. He really has no reason not to, am I wrong?
SPOILERS:
Phillip will confess all to Jill and Katherine that the accident that caused his "accident" was staged.
Chloe will tell Billy the truth about Cane's identity and we will be privy to more some hot bro on bro action in the violent sense, of course. At least I know Billy will jack Cane in the face. Um. Is Cane even his real fucking name?
Kay will crumble to the floor over all the Cane crap.
Lily will dump Cane on his ass, as he deserves.
Jack will do something and discover that the maybe-baby's daddy is really Nick! Will he keep it to himself? I have a feeling he is going to be up to his neck in Patty puddles by then.
Paul and Nikki will start to have some serious relationship problems. Bummer. Ray Charles could have seen that coming!
Colleen is returning. No, she didn't go find a permanent rock to hide behind.
B&B:
Stephanie showed up at Brooke's for whatever the hell reason and ended up feeling more sorry for Brooke than anything or anyone else. The two ladies formed yet another temp. friendship over the over the pill poppin Ridge and Dr. Lips.
Nick ordered some breakfast 2 feet away from where Jackie and Owen were making out like two disgusting teenagers. Bridget came in and sidetracked a grumpy Nick who was bitching about everything anyway. Owen really pissed off today. 1. He actually called Jackie a cougar. 2. He continued to bug her about marrying him through the whole episode. 3. He was just plain annoying and schemey!
Ridge was confronted by Dr. Lips and his two remaining Dr. Lips children pressured him to move in. Looked to me like it was the last damn thing he wanted to do.
Nidget had some more honeymoon sex today. Blah. I was neither intrigued or turned on in anyway. Watching the Saggy Sailor swallow little Bridget whole everytime they shag.
Thats all I have for today. Check for spoilers tomorrow, I am sure will be updated on all the deets. How sure? Um, about 92%!
Patty Williams had a series of dreams about a little Jack, a wedding dress with a jacked up veil, and Victor coming to save the day. After getting her ass out of bed and dressed, Patty ran into Jack and told him she could really use a friend. Jack the Booty Bandit jumped right over Patty and over to Sharon the Shit Face. Patty had some more deep memories of the reason she came back to GC in the first place. She ran to her room at the GCAC and yet some dreaming, some knocked on the door and Patty thought it was Jack. Riiight. It was Paul being nosy, as usual. She told him to leave, he tried to push for answers, she abruptly ended the convo. Paul was gone. Patty played with her kitty, was drinkin and pill poppin, and boo bleeping hooing all at the same time.
All of the Newman clan were at the hospital again today with Summer. Phick bonded. Nikki and Victor bonded. It was all well and good until Heather's bitch ass showed up accusing Phyllis of having munchousin (sp?) syndrome. For those who do not know what this means, it is a word used to describe a mother who hurts her children on purpose to draw attention to the mother herself. Nick was crying in the Chapel at the hospital and Victor showed up. Nick continued to cry, and Victor never really gave him the support that he wanted or needed. 2 seconds after the Moustache left, the Vein entered. I'll be damned if within 2 seconds of their convo, I was literally balling my eyes out. Good stuff people. While all this man drama was going on, Sharon was smiling at Noah and lying at him all at the same time. Damn, she is SO good at that! Noah went right to the hospital and told him he was worried about Sharon. Whaaa Whaaaa give the bitch a sucker to console herself with. Phyllis was not arrested, but she will be soon. It seems that for now, Nick will stand by her side. He really has no reason not to, am I wrong?
SPOILERS:
Phillip will confess all to Jill and Katherine that the accident that caused his "accident" was staged.
Chloe will tell Billy the truth about Cane's identity and we will be privy to more some hot bro on bro action in the violent sense, of course. At least I know Billy will jack Cane in the face. Um. Is Cane even his real fucking name?
Kay will crumble to the floor over all the Cane crap.
Lily will dump Cane on his ass, as he deserves.
Jack will do something and discover that the maybe-baby's daddy is really Nick! Will he keep it to himself? I have a feeling he is going to be up to his neck in Patty puddles by then.
Paul and Nikki will start to have some serious relationship problems. Bummer. Ray Charles could have seen that coming!
Colleen is returning. No, she didn't go find a permanent rock to hide behind.
B&B:
Stephanie showed up at Brooke's for whatever the hell reason and ended up feeling more sorry for Brooke than anything or anyone else. The two ladies formed yet another temp. friendship over the over the pill poppin Ridge and Dr. Lips.
Nick ordered some breakfast 2 feet away from where Jackie and Owen were making out like two disgusting teenagers. Bridget came in and sidetracked a grumpy Nick who was bitching about everything anyway. Owen really pissed off today. 1. He actually called Jackie a cougar. 2. He continued to bug her about marrying him through the whole episode. 3. He was just plain annoying and schemey!
Ridge was confronted by Dr. Lips and his two remaining Dr. Lips children pressured him to move in. Looked to me like it was the last damn thing he wanted to do.
Nidget had some more honeymoon sex today. Blah. I was neither intrigued or turned on in anyway. Watching the Saggy Sailor swallow little Bridget whole everytime they shag.
Thats all I have for today. Check for spoilers tomorrow, I am sure will be updated on all the deets. How sure? Um, about 92%!
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Billy Cries Boo-Hoo, Mac Screams Whoo Hoo! 7-1-09
Today's episode of Y&R started off with part II of the senior citizens screamfest between Katherine and Jill. Kay was so stressed out, she had a mini heart attack or some shit and had to be rushed to the hospital. Jill said some stuff she shouldn't have said and Murphy (yes, he was actually on screen today!) rode off in the ambulance with her. Jill came along as well as Billy and Mac (blah).
Billy had just informed that he was calling off his hunt for a reunion with her. She seemed hurt but said that was the best thing for everyone. At the hospital, Billy cried to God about Katherine and Mac. No, not a word about Delia or Chloe. Mac was busy lurking in her dress that wardrobe picked up at the Dress Barn or Fashion Bug. Mac rushed in and informed Billy that she loves him and wants to be with him. They kissed, and decided not to tell anyone. Hmmm. Probobly a good idea considering...
Over at Devon's, Tyra and Devon got into an angry argument in which Devon tried to explain that Neil is just using her, just as he was Karen. Tyra began to cry, as can be expected. She ran to Neil thinking that he would save her and defend her honor. She was sadly dissapointed when she asked Neil if she could move in with him. He tried to let her down gently, but she was NOT down. So, Scary Tyra cried some more. We all know what happens next...Tyra runs to Devon, they have angry sex, and Neil will be destroyed. Ok then!
Jana was granted a bond of $100k and Michael said he would foot the bill. Unfortunately, there are no signs that Jana isn't as guilty as everyone is saying. I hear that Emily O'Brien is getting her dress special made just for her for the Emmy's. I must admit that I am slightly jealous. Don't lie to me. You are too!
Amber panicked and Kevin is blaming everything on her. As usual. Her hair was horrible and her clothing for court was completely innapropriate. Oh well, that's Amber for you.
Nick and Jack bonding over the maybe-baby makes me maybe want to throw up in my lap. What about you?
Two things really quick:
1. There will be a death soon, as I reported yesterday. My sources say it will not be Nikki or Summer. So who the hell is it?
2. Other reliable sources tell me that the Damrafe storyline will not last that long, so get your fix now!
B&B:
B&B was actually pretty good today. It started off with Brooke screaming and crying about the revelation that Ridge did the dirty deed with Dr. Lips. Then, Brooke shocked the hell out of me by giving up her marriage so that Dr. Lips and Ridge could be together at last. I must admit, I have seen her do this shit before. She must be in need of some new meat.
Nidget ran around Hawaii doing numerous and random tourist things, while Jackie and Owen ran around hoping not to get caught and trying to get married. I can see this is going to drag along somehow....
I know I saw Stephanie and maybe Felicia and her add-a-tail, but God knows what the hell they were saying! And damnit! No Bill!
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Billy had just informed that he was calling off his hunt for a reunion with her. She seemed hurt but said that was the best thing for everyone. At the hospital, Billy cried to God about Katherine and Mac. No, not a word about Delia or Chloe. Mac was busy lurking in her dress that wardrobe picked up at the Dress Barn or Fashion Bug. Mac rushed in and informed Billy that she loves him and wants to be with him. They kissed, and decided not to tell anyone. Hmmm. Probobly a good idea considering...
Over at Devon's, Tyra and Devon got into an angry argument in which Devon tried to explain that Neil is just using her, just as he was Karen. Tyra began to cry, as can be expected. She ran to Neil thinking that he would save her and defend her honor. She was sadly dissapointed when she asked Neil if she could move in with him. He tried to let her down gently, but she was NOT down. So, Scary Tyra cried some more. We all know what happens next...Tyra runs to Devon, they have angry sex, and Neil will be destroyed. Ok then!
Jana was granted a bond of $100k and Michael said he would foot the bill. Unfortunately, there are no signs that Jana isn't as guilty as everyone is saying. I hear that Emily O'Brien is getting her dress special made just for her for the Emmy's. I must admit that I am slightly jealous. Don't lie to me. You are too!
Amber panicked and Kevin is blaming everything on her. As usual. Her hair was horrible and her clothing for court was completely innapropriate. Oh well, that's Amber for you.
Nick and Jack bonding over the maybe-baby makes me maybe want to throw up in my lap. What about you?
Two things really quick:
1. There will be a death soon, as I reported yesterday. My sources say it will not be Nikki or Summer. So who the hell is it?
2. Other reliable sources tell me that the Damrafe storyline will not last that long, so get your fix now!
B&B:
B&B was actually pretty good today. It started off with Brooke screaming and crying about the revelation that Ridge did the dirty deed with Dr. Lips. Then, Brooke shocked the hell out of me by giving up her marriage so that Dr. Lips and Ridge could be together at last. I must admit, I have seen her do this shit before. She must be in need of some new meat.
Nidget ran around Hawaii doing numerous and random tourist things, while Jackie and Owen ran around hoping not to get caught and trying to get married. I can see this is going to drag along somehow....
I know I saw Stephanie and maybe Felicia and her add-a-tail, but God knows what the hell they were saying! And damnit! No Bill!
Come and check out my articles at http://www.bellaonline.com/about/ABCsoaps
or, come see my threads in the forum. I do have a poll that needs more people participating. I understand some of you are have security issues. We can work something else out.
The forum link is http://forums.bellaonline.com/ubbthreads.php?ubb=postlistEboard=296
Thanks for reading!
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